Quote Originally Posted by ;305207
ok. the very biggest mistake of all is to "be yourself". be realistic, are you really all that impressive? intellegent? interesting?. no of course not...that's why you have to ask for advice and why she's not into you already. dont ever be yourself...ever...never ever. (you can do that when you are completely alone or something.)

so you have to do something much better than being yourself. you've gotta fake it. lie. be as deceitful as possible. find out what she wants to hear and see and do it. And if she figures out the lies there is any easy solution for that too...jsut lie more...lies are meant to cover other lies...thats why they were invented man...
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I'm seriously hoping that you're being sarcastic.