Don't worry, Burns. Me and Courtney've got your back.

At any rate, while labs are great dogs (I've had two in my life, though both had to be put down at some point), I'd love to have a German Shepherd and a pug. A pug because they're so cute and wiley! A German Shepherd because they're big and I enjoy their temprament.

But I'll get a cat before anything else.