A little context, before we begin. Girls really began to notice me from an early age, when I used to win the egg and spoon races on sports day. Now I am one of the greatest darts players in the country, alongside being a great Digderidoo player. I was also top at biology in my school for 7 years in a row. Naturally, this leads to a lot, and I mean A LOT of female attention. Now I've had 3 girls ask me out this week, probably because of my unparalleled digderidoo mastery. A girl once asked me if she could pay me to be her husband. Naturally I declined because I would not get married for money. (Well not the measly amount she offered anyway).

However, at the moment I find myself at a slight dilemma. Two girls have asked me out today, one of which I like a lot. However, the other I also like, but for different reasons. She is friends with me and the first girl, so I feel if I choose her she will fall out with us both. How do I accept the first girl without upsetting the second? Or should i reject both girls in hope that next weeks girls who ask me out will be better?