Tell me a secret !

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that would defeat the purpose of a secret. :cheeky:

Moblin: It's a secret to everybody

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Originally Posted by tropicalbreeze

that would defeat the purpose of a secret. :cheeky:

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Yeah, the title was meant to sound like a joke :D but you can always break a secret :)

even if we tell just one person, its not a secret anymore :D

Spoiler for Neuroanatomy secret.:

Broca wasn't the first to discover Broca's Area, unlike the story is told. Shame on him!

I am the goddamn batman!!

Oh, i forgot about this thread ! It didn´t succeed as much as it could

What is a secret, btw ? When does it become not a secret anymore ?

I shot the sheriff but I didn't shot no deputy.

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Oh, i forgot about this thread ! It didn´t succeed as much as it could

What is a secret, btw ? When does it become not a secret anymore ?

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Technically anything that someone, somewhere is not desired to know is a secret. So you can still confess your secrets here and they're still secrets. For example, a surprise party is a secret even if everybody's in on it except one, single person.

Granted protecting your secrets means being very careful where you confess them. Rumors are like body lice, you gotta triple fucking bag that shit or it's gonna spread.

If only anyone took this thread seriously.
I have so many things to confess, but I can't just waltz in here and tell you that i

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if it won't be drowned out by other stuff.

Alright, I'll lend you a hand. I once killed my hamster by accidentally suffocating it to death because I was distracted by the TV while I was holding it and I had to hold it tight so the squirmy bastard couldn't get away. And I just happened to hold it a little too tight. I never got over that.

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Alright, I'll lend you a hand. I once killed my hamster by accidentally suffocating it to death because I was distracted by the TV while I was holding it and I had to hold it tight so the squirmy bastard couldn't get away. And I just happened to hold it a little too tight. I never got over that.

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Now my secret would be too boring beside yours. :shock:
I can't tell it or I'll just seem immature.

I am masturbating when I am bored and solo at home.

I like how you phrased that. Not just "I masturbate" but as the default condition.

That was to be clear that I do not masturbate in public.

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That was to be clear that I do not masturbate in public.

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I did.

Congratz! How it felt?

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Congratz! How it felt?

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Just a joke mate, :disconcerted: just a joke. :paranoid:

You ever masturbate while driving? Pretty awesome stuff.

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You ever masturbate while driving? Pretty awesome stuff.

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Must take care, uh ?

I didn't invent the laws of nature

I sleep upside down.

I'm bisexual.

I triggered my schools fire alarm so I could go see my friend from interstate.

I meditate (well, it's a secret to my friends and family in real life, since there's no reason to brag about it).