From Aussie movie The Castle: (legendary movie)


Son: "Dad, there's some bloke here in the paper selling jousting sticks"

Dad: "Joustin' sticks eh?"

Son: "Yeh, half price too he says."

Dad: "Half price, that's great! What's his number?"

Mum: "What are joustin' sticks darl?"

Dad: "Buggered if I know, but half price is a bargain!"

**Dad chews his bacon for a while**

Dad: "What's he askin' for em?"

Son: "Two fifty."

Dad: "Two fifty? Tell him he's dreaming..."