I had a massive crush on Ty Lee back when the show was big (from the last airbender) In middle school, I faked being sick a total of 22 times over the course of three years, mostly by poking the back of my throat in order to gag myself and vomit to get out of going. I unhooked a pipe and hid behind the water heater in my basement during a game of hide and seek. The next day the basement was flooded with six inches of water, and my best friend got blamed and was never allowed over, to this day. In the fifth grade, I wrote a note to a girl from my class (who I had a crush on) saying I was going to kill her and burn her house down.

(I had some confusing emotions) Luckily I did it with magazine scraps and gloves on so when the police came (they did), they couldn't find out who did it. I also never talked to the girl again. She moved out of the state two months later.

When I was in elementary school, my friends had a secret club in the woods and the imitation was to let everyone in the club touch your private parts. (Partially my idea) I am deathly afraid of the TV series Jimmy Neutron, Totally Spies, and Fairly Oddparents. There are a few Spongebob episodes that are really disturbing to me as well. I once bit a kid on the arm. I once dropped a large stone slab on a live bull frog just to see what would happen. #scarredforlife.

I once dared a kid to eat grass. He did it and spent a night in the hospital. When I was nine, swallowed three legos along with one of the ball bearings from a Magnetix toy. Even though I got really sick, I didn't tell my parents because I didn't want them to take my toys away. I know the ball bearing is still in the plumbing of the upstairs toilet. I can still hear it rolling around in the U-pipe whenever we have a windstorm. I still don't know what happened to the legos, though.
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