Thread: You're lonely and horny, I'm lonely and horny, don't spend Valentine's day alone - hook up with me!

Whatever I've wanted to marry/kidnap that girl since HP3

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Whatever I've wanted to marry/kidnap that girl since HP3

How old are you?

Younger than her boyfriend (made God rest his soul)

Oh she has a boyfriend, damn it, I guess I'll stick with this chick again



Come on girls, I have a level 133 (Yes, this is an account I have that I didn't play for months)

Spoiler for For Women's eyes only:

I have achieved a Dungeoneering level, allowing me to obtain the Chaotic Rapier.

I kill demons by myself to loot their drops.

I am invincible in battle.

I've slain many demons with my steel titan. It can go up to 4 hits (I think), dealing over 690 damage....

What more do you want from a person ladies?!?!?!

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Younger than her boyfriend (made God rest his soul)

Oh. Sorry. I had you pegged at 30. Then it would have been creepy

Wow runescape...

Link will you be my valentine?

If you'll accept a mere lvl45 that is.

Originally Posted by Linkzelda41

Spoiler for For Women's eyes only[/B][/SIZE]:

I have achieved a Dungeoneering level, allowing me to obtain the Chaotic Rapier.

I kill demons by myself to loot their drops.

I am invincible in battle.

I've slain many demons with my steel titan. It can go up to 4 hits (I think), dealing over 690 damage....

What more do you want from a person ladies?!?!?!

Originally Posted by Pensive Patrick

Wow runescape...

Link will you be my valentine?

If you'll accept a mere lvl45 that is.

FOR WOMEN'S EYES ONLY
Sorry bro, I don't give free gp to lvl 45's.

You're either a girl with at least 1,900 skill level overall, 96 summoning AT LEAST, and about 300+ Question points to make me CONSIDER YOU.

No males man, sorry.

But runescape transcends the gender barrier!

1. If you can't do a Armadyl Solo Run with a Pack yak+Overloads+Armadyl Range Armor+Glory/Fury+Dragon Boots+Diamond Bolts(e) and Ruby bolts (e)...then LOL.

2. Do you even know how to prayer flick Soul Split at the right time to get healed for free without draining too much of your prayer points, and drink the prayer potions the moment you attack so the animation doesn't skip it, which saves like 1-3 seconds?

3. Can you do a solo tribrid run at the Dagannoth Kings lair? Can you prevent others from stealing your spot in the cave as well? Do you have at least 99 mage for added accuracy using Overload Potions? Do you use the Staff of Light alone with Fire Spells for Dagannoth Rex? Can you quickly change gear for each of the Rex Kings? What if all 3 of them came at you at once, do you know how to deal with the pressure of not dying and possibly losing 5mil (If you were going in welfare armor)

4. Have you ever killed 9 rock lobsters at once to get about 5k+ Crimson charms for summoning?

5. Have you ever use Dharoks Armor at around 111+200hp (ONLY IN THAT RANGE) when fighting Watefiends to hit 700s+? And using only your Unicorn to heal your hp every once in a while?

6. Have you ever used an Iron Titan in a Mult-attack battlefield where 5-6 Waterfiends can home in on you and literally destroy you in at least 10 seconds if you don't plan accordingly?

7. Can you kill Tormented Demons, switch your prayer status according to their attacks, and come out alive with little to no damage?

If you get a gender change, and can at least do those steps above flawlessly, then we'll talk.

No man would want his penis eaten. Like, what would be the point in life, I would /suicidex5,400+backupsuicidesx5,646.64 if that happened to me D:

lol ee cards, classy.

Runescape???

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any worse

Originally Posted by ShadowOfSelf

Runescape???

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any worse

I don't play it anymore, just using it to bring back repressed memories of how pathetic I was am.

Just wait until you hear about Mabinogi and Eternal Lands...so much e-dating in those two. D:

inb4 people like ShadowOfSelf's post

I was going to start my own thread, but it actually fits here well.

My Vday will be kinda sucky because I work 14 hours that day and my bf works 12. We'll just have to go out later in the week. That said, I still made a vday card for you guys at DV out of CHOCOLATE! And some tuxedo strawberries (should be enough for everybody). Love y'all:

Ophie, that is the best thing ever. DV loves you back.

You guys who think you are such studs, I don't think you have what I have.







No matter how bad you think you are, there is always somebody badder.

Originally Posted by nina

She's 21. She's legal. She's mine.

i prefer to hook up with a women after valentimes, that way i don't have to spend much money.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

She's 21. She's legal. She's mine.

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Well, we haven't gotten to the point in our relationship where she knows who I am. It's okay to stalk a stranger if she's your soul mate.

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

You owe me royalties

I'll share the profits.
(not really)

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

You guys who think you are such studs, I don't think you have what I have.
No matter how bad you think you are, there is always somebody badder.

And possibly lonelier.

I like your toys, but they're more fun if you can play with them.

Mmmmm.....toys!

I got 3 likes (all girls) and one said it's my version of

So there you go Omnis, your words have been likened to Leonard Cohen.

Originally Posted by melanieb

And possibly lonelier.

I like your toys, but they're more fun if you can play with them.

Mmmmm.....toys!

I don't have them to play with them. I just have them for bragging rights and to pick up women... some day.