You wont be able to succeed, the world will end before the year is over.
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You wont be able to succeed, the world will end before the year is over.
I succeeded in the 7 day no fap challenge, but a year?....come on, my balls nearly exploded after a week when i saw two rocks that looked like a pair of melons D:
Oh dear god - that's IT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Solarflare
This is how it happens - don't you see? THIS is what's going to destroy us all! Weakamon's nutsack is going to explode so powerfully it causes worldwide catastrophe and takes the rest of us out with him...
Then we have no choice. In order to save the world, someone must sex Weakamon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmatters
NOT IT!!!
Let's lock him in a room with a case of hand lotion and a carton of Kleenex and a giant flatscreen constantly showing porn.. Maybe a few strippers too. Weakamon my friend, this is not only for your own good but the good of the entire world...
I think you're going to end up with a lot of erections.
Haha thanks! :cheeky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
Sounds interesting, but I'll let you know, that this man here has iron balls :shadewink: .... srslyQuote:
Originally Posted by Firebat11
LOL , do everything you want my friend, but this is the unstoppable, there's not turning back for me now. The clock has started and is now ticking. And if the world truly is to be sacrificed just so I can achieve the ultimate self-control, so be it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmatters
When you fail let us know
kthxbai
Well, good luck then. :) It'll be interesting to see how long you last, assuming you'll remain totally honest.
Yeah, i'll inform you all if I fail. I'm VERY VERY VERY SERIOUS with this challenge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solarflare
Haha Thanks for the trust :hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer
This should be awkward, seeing as how I have real-life female friends that also visit this board, but here we go... haha.
My Christian lifestyle forbids me from masturbating in the amounts like most do, or being overly sexual, etc, but I do masturbate every so often, mostly just a way to make sure I don't ruin every pair of boxers or set of sheets I own because of nocturnal emissions and whatnot.
Self-control's a great thing, obviously, but going without for 365 days (well, 366 this year; it's a leap year, isn't it?) just to say you can do it is kind of pointless, you know? Do like someone else said in this thread (didn't catch your name, friend), and go without... you know... for, say, a month.
Also, hilarious sidenote, here are the similar threads:
- The "100 days" Challenge
- Weird Jerking
- jerking awake
- Explosive Jerking
xD
Just... just be prepared for a sticky situation when you wake up in the morning. That's my only advice.
May you succeed in everything you put hands on ........or off if i am correctQuote:
Originally Posted by weakamon
Thanks :DQuote:
Originally Posted by francis148
I'm quite sure he was being insincere for the good of the joke. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by weakamon
I tried this. But failed as soon as I woke up.
Nocturnal Emissions doesn't count :PQuote:
Originally Posted by JesterKK
I guess so. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by weakamon
After all you can't control your unconscious.
Oh and back to the topic, I've managed to stop for almost 8 years because I thought it was bad. Well not that I'm very old either but I realised I can play with myself when I was really young (not sure if that's normal) and I somewhat became addicted to it.
I believe you can masturbate even when you are a fetus so yeah, I think that pretty normal :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
Let me give you an example of how difficult it will be. After a week or so, the above picture will arouse you.Quote:
Originally Posted by weakamon
DAY 1(01/01/12): SUCCESS!!!
[SPEAKING TO RECORDER]
"Weakamon here. Day 1 as expected, was a smooth sail. No problems or issues were encountered. I was able to resist myself during bath time with little or no effort. I am trying to make it a habit to meditate on bath time in hopes of eliminating my habit of jerking-off. Also, I pooped yesterday. And the good thing here is that, I encountered no temptations of jerking off, thanks to this old PSP of mine. I expect this kind of flow to continue in the next few days or even weeks. This is weakamon signing off, peace...
You better hope nobody you know finds this online because its very revealing.
They made a movie about this once, he lasted 30 days, started seeing things after 15 days :P
Haha, DV's a whole different dimension. So I'm sure nobody I know will know about this shit. Plus, I'm probably the only LDer here in my country(my father sleeps like all day, what if he's a master of LDing? o_o).Quote:
Originally Posted by Loaf