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Originally Posted by Omnis Dei
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Originally Posted by dutchraptor
To find a woman with skill and perception of comprehending the simplistic minds of men, knowing whether or not to add the lettuce with the mayo, or add the mayo before the lettuce is a very crucial step towards a long-term relationship. I can't even begin to tell you what it feels like to get rye bread instead of whole wheat bread, AND with provolone cheese when Swiss cheese is preferred.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
And don't get me started with the angle that must be met when cutting a sandwich at 2 or 8 o'clock with varying pressures to make sure things such as the pickles are split just equally to ensure a content man. The lettuce much be moist, but not too moist, crunchy, but not too crunchy. Smoked turkey, Smoked honey turkey, smoked ham, all of these are things to be thoughtful for your partner, whether they are a man or woman.
And the drink, I declare this with earnest intentions, is crucial. There is nothing more horrible than to find a drink that does not sublimate its flow with the chewing process of men's teeth. Also, you have to remember that if the plate has a specific decoration, you may have to put in more effort in making sure which end of the sandwich is rotated to utilize optimal surface area. If the vine is going outwards, this means that the sandwich must be inverted exactly at 3 o'clock. This is because of men's habits of using their right hands at 3 o' clock on the driving wheel.
This hand is already accustomed to this angle (for most men), and to pick up the sandwich at 5 or even 6 o'clock will cause a sloppy mess. OH, and one more thing. NAPKINS....(or a Bib) should be placed at a 5 degree angle adjacent to the man's crotch so that in case the man slips the sandwich out of his hand, he can rest assured that there will be a safe guard in place that won't stain this work pants that he wears 3 times a day because he's too lazy to clean for himself.
Remember, the angle is crucial. By the time the man realizes the sandwich slips out of hand, it is already too late for him to react to the situation. This is where a mop and a bucket of water comes in handy, but I've already said too much.
Please take the time to absorb as much information I've given to you so that you will be cognizant that it is imperative to know how a man/woman wants their sandwich.
And then there are people who are more easy to satisfy, like me. Throw salami and cheese as well as some secret ingredients between two loafs of toast, smack them into the sandvich toaster, wait 3 minutes and everything's done perfectly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkzelda
Honestly though, I don't particularly cook about anyones cooking skills as long as I'm not forced to eat it. My girlfriend cooks better than in a restaurant though and that's not particularly bad.
You have to watch out for those "secret ingredients" that might turn into a cold case. :P
But what I said was a general half-hearted jest of consensus of most men in America. =P
I'd have to go with an Amazon ass. :D
I really don't care about anyone's proportions to be honest. I'm more of a personality type of guy, and, in my experience, most hot/sexy women are not very good candidates for a long term relationship. I'm not saying there aren't any hot girls who are nice, I'm just saying they're hard to find.
Not that I care about looks, lol.
And funnily enough, I'm kinda losing my submission fetish these days. Dunno why, it was so fun. :shock:
These days I feel like clearing out the table in one blow, throwing her on the table, pinning her hands to the table with mine, and ... *trails off into wishful thinking*
I think I'd like to be in control. Wtf, brain? -.-
That's why I think a heterosexual relationship don't always work out well. You don't know what each other want. :mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkzelda
Ay, that's kind of the fun in it. To discover each other, find out each other's likes and dislikes, explore your desires, etc. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
Oh you'll be fine. I was just referring to certain egoistic individuals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max ツ
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Originally Posted by Carrot
*looks at his Username title and knows it was historically correlated to ego-centrism and narcissistic personality disorder*
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:therethere: You'll be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkzelda
YES. I said I was asexual in this thread somewhere, I think. But I still want a relationship sometimes, and this is how I want it to be. That feeling that you're so vulnerable, but it's okay because your partner's there for you. Those deep emotions that never get expressed any other way... and I'm not talking about lust.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
Sigh... it's not much of a stretch to go from what I want to codependency. And that's obviously not healthy. But... I dunno. It's a distant dream, anyway.
Bit out of topic.
Just woke up from a dream where I was with Courtney Cox. And, by 'with' I mean the obvious.
Too much Friends? :cheeky:
My old fantasies about going to hell are starting to come back a bit. Things like being dragged down into the ground, my skin being burned off, being dismembered, tortured, raped, being struck with horrifying visions, etc. On a separate but related level I like the thought of being unraveled at the core of reality, but that one is a bit harder to describe (though I can picture it perfectly). I think they're part of my whole dominance/submission duality reemerging somewhat. Like, I want to be both the person experiencing this and the person inflicting it at the same time. It's really about experiencing the intense fear but also uninhibited power at the same time.
Another example is one of mine where I would be some kind of spirit living inside of a pendant or article of clothing worn by someone and I would slowly convince them to channel my spirit and allow my ultimate power to flow out through them, but the more they channeled the more they lost control of themselves, and then eventually it would give in and my power would be reawakened and I'd get to go insane and wreak havoc with my shiny new body. :rolleyes: It has that d/s relationship because it also involves their memories being absorbed into mine, like I'm totally enveloping their mind when I take over them, and so I feel both the totally helpless fear that they felt as they completely lost control and the feeling of power I have from taking over. That one is also connected to my possession/shapeshifting fantasies, though. It reflects my desire to not ever have to settle with one single body type.
I wish I was a shapeshifter. >w<
Where's the gap?Quote:
Originally Posted by dutchraptor
Can catering to someone else's fetish be a fetish?
If so I pick that one.
cater to my fetish plzQuote:
Originally Posted by Abra
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Originally Posted by Alyzarin
Woah. Woah woah woah. You remind me, oddly specifically, of the game I just wrapped up the story in. (A little off-topic, but bear with me). This won't make much sense out of context, but just watch the start of this video:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alyzarin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jFJsMh8IzU
(The guy talking there was sealed in a sword for 200 years until someone made main character dude take the sword, and bonded Gig to him. Long story. :P)
So you'd be Gig in this scenario? And the main character? At the same time? That's interesting... xD
In my mind I'm watching Alyzarin get moist to that video. :-?
That's quite an elegant solution. I admire that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alyzarin
Now if only you had some way to do things that weren't possible IRL....
Omg Gig. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-love008.gif I used to be obsessed with him. :armflap: But yes, that's the general concept. :P NIS stole my idea. X)Quote:
Originally Posted by Singularity125
I actually like him for it from a couple different angles, though. The concept is great and all, but when I apply it to myself from both sides I only ever have both parties as female, and with that it's more about the combined dominance/submission thing. When it's with a guy, like Gig :rolleyes:, then I prefer the thought of just being on the submissive end, but being willing as opposed to the other fantasy. You better believe I chose "Give up control". XD Possession is a big one for me, I love the thought of my body being used like a puppet to unleash my master's power, especially if he's about to use it to conquer the universe or something. :smitten:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGXJ6LfGkmM
I know, wouldn't it be wonderful if such things were possible? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
*cough* If only I had the patience... but I'm getting there. :teeth:
You know, there's this thing called lucid dreaming, it let's you do stuff you can't do IRL. xD
Seriously though, if I were you, I'd probably spend all my time practicing dream control. :>
I'm working on it, but I'm so lazy. X) I do get lucid fairly frequently, though. But the problem is that whenever I get lucid I never really remember my goals, I just kind of do whatever random or chaotic thing happens to come to mind first. :roll: