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Originally Posted by Zhaylin
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:zocks:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhaylin
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With my lack of any romantic posts toward her (which once obtained, would definitely get me a real relationship) I'm obviously #1 on Zhaylin's list. It's okay though Darkmatters I understand.
I saw her first :pfft:
(hoping that tongue action scores me some points too :lol:)
My tongue action is better :tonguewiggle:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmatters
Oh damn! Ok, well your ninjalike side-to-side action is hard to compete with, I'll admit.
But I raise you inner-thigh tickling action simultaneously! :takethatfoo:
Extreme lubrication :drool:
... Though I have a feeling when it's all over with I'm gonna end up sitting by my lonesome doing this once again: :pissed:
(um, the hand action, not the pissed part. Though I may be pissed too).
Okay, okay lol
Do: Ninja :D
Date: Raspberry
Marry: Darkmatters :)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MvPZ63E8hv...00/Cloud+9.jpg
Ok I guess she prefers the simple side-to-side action after all then! :cheeky:
So - any chance you'll be bringing Raspberry home now and then... ? :shadewink:
You're to old to have that much fun. It simply can't be allowed...Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmatters
You're right, he could throw his back out.
Doh! And reality rears its ugly head! :lol:
But then, this isn't about who you think you actually have a chance with or might really hook up with irl or anything, it's just about who you WANT - right? Fantasy?
.. Maybe I could just watch.. ? :parapet:
pffff.... I don't know about you, but I personally intend to do Sassafrax IRL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmatters
As long as she comes BACK TO THE FORUMS! so I can find out where she lives....
My hubby is 67 years old. There is absolutely nothing wrong with his libido lol
Our not having sex is more psychological than physical. So just because you're up there in years doesn't mean you can't have fun :D
He is a dashing young man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmatters
Moose does have a point - Zhaylin and Raspberry would definitely do the back in... but what a way to go huh? After one night like that, who needs a spine? I could happily kill myself. :dreaming:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhaylin
Or better yet, Zhaylin, don't bring her home, Ill just imagine what you two might be doing and then when you get home it's :hump: time! Oh yeah... :chuckle:
Psh you wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo