What is your sexual preference?

**Solarflare** · 08-31-2011 05:07 AM

you know i was joking right

08-31-2011 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by Solarflare

you know i was joking right

Hahahahahaha

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 05:18 AM

No, no, your right some people like pain, but MY GOD, a tree?

**Solarflare** · 08-31-2011 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

No, no, your right some people like pain, but MY GOD, a tree?

08-31-2011 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

No, no, your right some people like pain, but MY GOD, a tree?

Did You know that Oak trees are 63% more likely to give you a orgasm than any other tree - The University of stupid surveys

**Darkmatters** · 08-31-2011 05:23 AM

Well, on AoTS they had a funny video with people dry-humping trees and stuff, but that was just as a joke. Then they said that people actually do love the sensual feel of rubbing their skin against sun-warmed bark and stuff like that. I'll bet some people even do take it all the way. Hey, trees do have crotches ya know! In fact, some people collect driftwood or fallen branches that resemble anatomically correct male or female pelvii... no joke!!

But honestly, natural things like wood and rock can be extremely sensual. Plus the sensation of being in the woods - far form prying eyes, with a gentle breeze shifting through sighing foliage all around... this is the stuff of a romantic picnic that turns into a porno! And many people can easily transmogrify that sensuality into sexual desire - you know the way people do.

Lol this thread's been in existence for 9 days now and has almost 5,000 views!!

Here's the video from AoTS:
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/54996/wtf-is-a-tree-fetish/

Holy crap!! I had no idea there was a beard rubbing fetish!!! And I have a beard!

Beard Rubbing WTF? in High Definition

Now I can't keep from stroking it...

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

In fact, some people collect driftwood or fallen branches that resemble anatomically correct male or female pelvii... no joke!!

Well my dad's friend's friend carves dicks, two of which are the handles to his outhouse and toolshed. At his weekend cabin.

**Solarflare** · 08-31-2011 05:47 AM

and 600 posts

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 05:48 AM

Pardon?

**Trivium** · 08-31-2011 05:49 AM

Male and bisexual, more into men though. I feel likes it's kind of wrong to be bisexual, but if I have a interest for a girl i'll go after her.

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 05:52 AM

It's not wrong, you cannot control what you're into. BTW welcome to dreamviews Trivium!

**Darkmatters** · 08-31-2011 05:57 AM

I think Solar was referring to something i added to my last post. Heh, I've been editing it for like 2o minutes - had no idea all these other posts were here already!

**Solarflare** · 08-31-2011 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

Pardon?

nvm

**Trivium** · 08-31-2011 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

It's not wrong, you cannot control what you're into. BTW welcome to dreamviews Trivium!

I know it's not I was in love with a girl for 3 years, but broke up with her because i was going to college in miami and she was still in cincinnati. I don't feel it's wrong to be gay, which i'm completely open about, pride events, gay bars, few boyfriends etc. But I think that you should only be attracted to one person, Just my opinion though.

OT: Thank you, wish me luck On ld tonight.

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 06:00 AM

Well it can't be wrong if you can't control it, don't be too down on yourself! Good luck lucid dreaming, key from my own experience STAY CONFIDENT AND DETERMINED.

**Trivium** · 08-31-2011 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

Well it can't be wrong if you can't control it, don't be too down on yourself! Good luck lucid dreaming, key from my own experience STAY CONFIDENT AND DETERMINED.

Not down on it, just my opinion. And thank you, it's a little frustrating waking up and knowing you didn't lucid dream but i'm sticking to this. And this is OT, but before you actually did Ld, were your dreams more vivid to you? Because that's happening to me, relives a whole lot of stress when I wake up in the morning.

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 06:07 AM

Yeah I did notice that, they were just clearer, longer, and more audible. You will have one sometime next month I think. But, that is for another topic so, SEXUALITY

DISCUSS!

**Solarflare** · 08-31-2011 06:10 AM

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 06:11 AM

If we have a shared dream

**Trivium** · 08-31-2011 06:12 AM

touch me, so i can get my, satisfaction.

**Solarflare** · 08-31-2011 06:13 AM

**mooseantlers** · 08-31-2011 06:14 AM

@Trivium You will stay here for a long time, I can tell. Once again this thread spins off topic.

EDIT: Solarflare and his sniping.

**Atras** · 08-31-2011 10:11 PM

I am now officially unsubscribing from this pointless and slightly disturbing thread

**dakotahnok** · 08-31-2011 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Atras

I am now officially unsubscribing from this pointless and slightly disturbing thread

I think the question is... Why are you subscribing in the first place?

**Mayflow** · 08-31-2011 11:02 PM

I don't think it is a very disturbing thread but pointless, I would have to say yes. Seroquel, I think made it and Erii prolly liked it, so how could it not be pointless? -*-=+, but - + -=more -.
And then the juveniles wanting sex with trees and feet sing the chorus? Really, the thread is funny.