post your paradox question

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08-03-2011, 08:08 PM
hpnfreak

post your paradox question

there`s this show Brainiac and they do it all the time, like

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainiac on TV

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the frying pan?

I`ll go first
08-03-2011, 08:09 PM
hpnfreak

Can pigs sing, while they fly??? :D
08-03-2011, 08:19 PM
Original Poster

Is your avatar of Harry Potter or Captain Jack Sparrow?
08-03-2011, 08:23 PM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Is your avatar of Harry Potter or Captain Jack Sparrow?

ummm ... Harry Sparrow???

why sooo curioouuussssssssssss???
08-03-2011, 08:27 PM
Original Poster

Quote:

Originally Posted by hpnfreak

ummm ... Harry Sparrow???

why sooo curioouuussssssssssss???

Impossible. That much gay would implode in on itself. This paradox must be solved!
08-03-2011, 08:28 PM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Impossible. That much gay would implode in on itself. This paradox must be solved!

well what if I add some Justin Bieber too? :D
08-03-2011, 08:35 PM
Arra

Paradox: This thread is for posting paradoxes ... which aren't actually paradoxes.
08-03-2011, 08:39 PM
DeletePlease

Pair o' docks:

http://www.chuckcolby.com/images/Lak...a/Paradocs.jpg
08-03-2011, 08:40 PM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dianeva

Paradox: This thread is for posting paradoxes ... which aren't actually paradoxes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Sparrow on romulan ale

but if you think to much of the question not being paradoxes, while the title clearly states they are, and the questions have no meaning or such ... doesn`t that mean it`s a paradox???

:D
08-03-2011, 08:43 PM
Erii

after i kill all of you, tell me how it went
08-04-2011, 06:39 AM
hpnfreak

Can a paranoid believe his own hallucinations?
08-04-2011, 06:56 AM
Seroquel

Quote:

Originally Posted by hpnfreak

Can a paranoid believe his own hallucinations?

What.
08-04-2011, 06:59 AM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seroquel

What.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...sau/indeed.png
08-04-2011, 07:00 AM
Darkmatters

The REAL question is... do a paranoid's hallucinations believe in HIM? :shadewink:
08-04-2011, 07:03 AM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

The REAL question is... do a paranoid's hallucinations believe in HIM? :shadewink:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs44/f/20...y_zoking16.jpg
08-04-2011, 07:28 AM
Darkmatters

Damn I got a Chuck Norris!! Wait... that's .. good, right? :?
08-04-2011, 07:57 AM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

Damn I got a Chuck Norris!! Wait... that's .. good, right? :?

:panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users1...5750714087.jpg
08-04-2011, 08:00 AM
Darkmatters

You speak in riddles sir! But I suppose these are - pictorial paradeeces (plural of paradox?)
08-04-2011, 08:01 AM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

You speak in riddles sir! But I suppose these are - pictorial paradeeces (plural of paradox?)

ummmm

particles are made of quarks and those are made of 21 dimensional strings

so I am trying to be funny in multiple universes at the same time :D
08-04-2011, 08:03 AM
Darkmatters

Well it worked this time anyway! Some of them seem to maybe hit on another dimension... :cheeky:
08-04-2011, 02:21 PM
Solarflare

what is this i dont even....

anyways does a set of all sets contain itself?
08-04-2011, 04:51 PM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solarflare

what is this i dont even....

anyways does a set of all sets contain itself?

yep :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_set
08-04-2011, 04:54 PM
hpnfreak

If a well determined object/thing is immersed in a environmet that is perfectly chaotic (completely random), this the object become chaotic itself or does it reverse the chaos?
08-04-2011, 08:30 PM
Original Poster

Both silly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergence

If a hat is designed to be worn backward and one wears it forward, are they really wearing it backward?
08-05-2011, 06:19 AM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

If a hat is designed to be worn backward and one wears it forward, are they really wearing it backward?

if the hat talks and you are in Hoghwarts, than yes :D

so it`s not a paradox :P
08-05-2011, 02:28 PM
Solarflare

if time travel existed, and you went back in time to kill your mother, you would never be born to kill your mother, and therefore, you would have never killed her.
08-05-2011, 03:24 PM
hpnfreak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solarflare

if time travel existed, and you went back in time to kill your mother, you would never be born to kill your mother, and therefore, you would have never killed her.

that has been slightly blown out of existence

when einstein came up with that thing, the main idea was that there`s only this universe

now m-theory says, you can do that, problem is, when you come back to the original time frame you are from, you`ll lend in a parallel universe, but you will still exist physically, but no one will know you

quantum supraposition = a particle can be present in multiple places in multiple states

particle = bunch of quarks

quarks = bunch of 11 and 21 dimensional strings and some parts of these strings are on different multidimensional membranes, which are in parallel universes

got headache? :D
08-05-2011, 03:27 PM
Solarflare

FUUUCKCKCKCKCK, thats 2 paradoxes not working :((
08-05-2011, 03:29 PM
Solarflare

Nobody goes to that restaurant, it's too crowded.