Thread: Rant and Rave, Cry and Complain

Bring me my gun...

Originally Posted by dave1701

Bring me my gun...

Spoiler for Here! Take this!:

Originally Posted by Linkzelda41

Spoiler for Here! Take this!:

I thought the spoiler would have a picture of some vicodin or something. Lol

Ah... Sometimes life sucks, doesn't it? I need more alcohol. It might help.

I believe Snooki is a present or past star of a reality show called Jersey Shore. I heard on the radio that she gave her fetus a fake tan and first taste of some alcoholic beverage via an IV.
I don't know if that was said as jest or not and I don't care enough to look it up

Khh and Meeps

I've done similar things before too Carrot. It's definitely not funny at the time

I'm ranting because gas is going up to $3.98 tomorrow. When hubby gets up from his nap, I'm going to try to get tomorrows advance today so I can fill up before my trip to see my youngest daughter tomorrow.
I guess it's about time to seriously look into purchasing a bike...

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

I believe Snooki is a present or past star of a reality show called Jersey Shore.

Ew Jersey Shore!

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

Khh and Meeps

Thanks

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

I'm ranting because gas is going up to $3.98 tomorrow. When hubby gets up from his nap, I'm going to try to get tomorrows advance today so I can fill up before my trip to see my youngest daughter tomorrow.
I guess it's about time to seriously look into purchasing a bike...

Ooh, that's actually quite expensive.




I really should stick to imaginary chicks. Less disappointments :p
(Funny note actually... how can you even be disappointed if you don't have any hope to begin with?)

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

I believe Snooki is a present or past star of a reality show called Jersey Shore. I heard on the radio that she gave her fetus a fake tan and first taste of some alcoholic beverage via an IV.

Bwaaaaaahaha that's insane! Even in jest, that's pretty incredible for someone to come up with the idea.

Originally Posted by Zhayzhay

I'm ranting because gas is going up to $3.98 tomorrow. When hubby gets up from his nap, I'm going to try to get tomorrows advance today so I can fill up before my trip to see my youngest daughter tomorrow.
I guess it's about time to seriously look into purchasing a bike...

Since you mention it, just got a walmart credit card. Mainly because you get discounted gas when you use it. Don't know if that would help you out at all or not. Maybe a bike is a good idea if your daughter isn't more than 10 miles or so away. Would be good exercise!

hehehe... my daughter is about a 2-3 hour drive away. I'd never bike there without killing myself
I'd use the bike for all my non-essential traveling throughout town.
I'm also going to have to start properly shopping and eating at home. Actually QUITTING smoking would greatly benefit the budget as well

Originally Posted by khh

Spoiler for Hot chick:

I really should stick to imaginary chicks. Less disappointments :p
(Funny note actually... how can you even be disappointed if you don't have any hope to begin with?)

This is why I'm having thoughts having making this chick my own personal hug buddy again.

Spoiler for Sexy blonde :):

It seems that no matter what I do in trying to find a Dream Guide, it just doesn't come out. Everyone is finding their DGs so easily with a few simple calls, I think I even begged for mine to come out, and nothing has happened!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm going to regret the day I should find my DG. I know it's a female, because I haven't met a male DC that was aware as I was that I was dreaming.

I remember one blonde tried to wake me up and was so cheerful towards me, it just has to be a female.

Too bad this female is so hard to find, I think she might think I would sexually assault her, which makes me disappointed. And the fact that I'm talking about it makes me even more concerned about myself right now lol.

I think I've been on that "talking to myself" side a lot lately. :x

Edit:

@Zhaylin, lol, this is why I love using my bicycle, it's really expensive to make travels around here in College Station with a vehicle, and with tight traffic and limited parking space, living off-campus that's 5 minutes or so from the University is the only way a person can get off scotch free since most apartments have free parking with permits included.

I don't think I'll ever gain weight because I use my bike so often here.

Man, this thread just keeps going. And I'm compelled to read every post, even Link's novels. xD But I really need to check back more often. I always want to respond to things that actually happened a week ago. Like Carrot's long post, and Link's long response. Those really touched me. to everyone. Carrot, even though I'm not in the same boat as you, I understand some of what you're going through. Especially when you mentioned programming projects! Geez, even though it didn't kill my grade the programming I did in college was a royal pain in the ass. Always ended up doing 85% of the project myself, leaving my 4 other team members to be basically incompetent. I can't pretend to understand the sexuality issue, being that I'm an asexual guy and that's about as different as things get. But I guess in the end, we both don't fit in, even if I basically go unnoticed in that regard. Though I get sick of my parents playfully asking if I have a girlfriend yet... >.>

And Link, when you responded to what Carrot said, and you two went back and forth for a while... you had a totally different feel about you there. You seemed confident, in charge of yourself, and though I didn't get the full gist of what you were suggesting, it appealed to me anyway. I think you're at your best when you're giving people advice, and you really can handle these things better than you give yourself credit for. College is a pain in the ass, I agree, but you worry too much! You obviously know how to explain things and look knowledgeable, which is all you really need. xD

...I guess I'll have to edit this post later to include quotes or something when people inevitably ask what the hell I'm going on about. But this is all to distract me from my actual rant, which is pretty serious. I just found out my grandpa is gonna have to have open-heart, quadruple-bypass surgery, on Monday. All that nonsense I just spouted? It was to distract me from being really, really, REALLY nervous. It worked for a little while... >.>

I'm weird. The moment I give advice to others, the next few days, I think, "did I really type that?"

I guess I have a disorder or something, but oh well.

I find myself regressing to a child-like demeanor, and then suddenly turning into some orator. eh.

OOOH Shit. Awful realization that I had.

You can't... stop time. It just keeps happening. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, TIME WILL NOT STOP D:

Dear New Mexico and Arizona truck drivers,

Fuck you! Fuck you and your habit of deciding to pass another truck just as I'm about to pass you at 90 mph. Now I'm doing 57 in an 80mph zone. And why does it take you two whole miles to pass someone? I can pass you in three seconds! Count them...one, two, three! Why the fuck does it take you five minutes to pass?

Fuck you!

Oh, and all of you who live in the El Paso area...Fuck you and your shitty driving, too! 3 feet between moving vehicles is not nearly enough, and passing me only to cause me to slam on my brakes as you suddenly have to stop short from your insane traffic maneuver makes me want to drive my 5,000 pounds of vehicle right through your Toyota Celica which should have been retired 15 years ago. Get off the road and get out of my way!

Thank you very much! ~ melanie

P.S. - Fuck you!

My lack of social skills has somehow managed to leak into my online life and I've managed to not make any friends yet on dreamviews. I might read this entire thread from start to finish so I can sorta know you all, at the risk of sounding stalkerish... I might even give a few rants of my own though it'll probably result in a perma-ban

I doubt you would get a perma-ban for a rant, unless it was saturated with hatred with other members or something like that.

Originally Posted by RationalMystic

My lack of social skills has somehow managed to leak into my online life and I've managed to not make any friends yet on dreamviews. I might read this entire thread from start to finish so I can sorta know you all, at the risk of sounding stalkerish... I might even give a few rants of my own though it'll probably result in a perma-ban

You have missing word syndrome? I have left pinky goes AWOL syndrome.

Nice to meet you by the way, Rational Mystic, man with the oxymoronic handle.

I'm a young, white male living in a rich and democratic, first world country.

Clearly my complaints are more important than anyone else's.

Originally Posted by Solarflare

Who the fuck is Snooki!?!?!??!?!?!?

The knowledge of this "Snooki" will be the downfall of your soul. You're best not to know, because in reality she is a nobody who somehow became famous for being a slut (like most celebrities, I assume.)

Originally Posted by khh

Ooh, that's actually quite expensive.

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It's like $5.68 here

Originally Posted by ThePreserver

The knowledge of this "Snooki" will be the downfall of your soul. You're best not to know, because in reality she is a nobody who somehow became famous for being a slut (like most celebrities, I assume.)

ooooohhh h . a slut. big deal. it's other people who are interestd in the concept in snooki. that's makng her famous and stuff. so you're raving about the wrong stuff. ppl are rejoicing about human evolution all the time. 'natural selection!' they explan. the poeple want Snooki. y not let them have what they want?? y would the soul want something bad for it?

My mom is an IDIOT.

So it's midnight, and I was downstairs for the last five hours playing CoD. I go upstairs and get ready for bed; when I finally get into bed it's 1:00 in the morning. Not a moment after I get into bed, I hear a "thump" right outside as if someone was slamming their car door shut. It made me jump a bit but I figured, whatever.

Two minutes later, I hear the same sound again.

Three minutes, same sound.

Five minutes... I think you get the picture.

This continued for half an hour and it was the most piss-annoying thing ever. I look out the window for a few minutes and finally learn that it's the gate to our backyard, which is wooden; it's flapping around in the wind and leaving our yard wide open to the street. I decide to text this to my mom, who had gone to bed seven hours earlier for a "nap" (she never got up after that; she just continued sleeping). The thing is, I text her twice (she usually responds to the first one) so when she doesn't answer, I call her. Three times. No answer.

After five minutes I finally decide to actually go to her room and say, "mom, the back gate is wide open". She says angrily, half-asleep, "well, just give me a minute already!"

I go to my room and she continues bitching about how I woke her up as she goes outside to close it.

The stupid thing doesn't close for some reason, as she says when she walks back into her bedroom. "I can't get it to close".

Lol, she doesn't even try anything to force it closed; it's still flapping around as I type this, making that stupid "thump... thump..." noise.

I start to say "mom-", planning on telling her that it's not a good idea to keep it open, and she shouts from her bedroom "if you have a problem with it then you can sleep on the couch!"

Are you fucking kidding me? Hell no. I'm not staying on the couch right in the living room, which is the first thing you'd see if you were to come through the back door. I don't want to get assaulted or killed if someone has the bright idea to sneak into our house. Sure, maybe I'm being overly paranoid here, but who the fuck leaves their backyard door open like that, especially with it making all that noise?

Originally Posted by guest

ooooohhh h . a slut. big deal. it's other people who are interestd in the concept in snooki. that's makng her famous and stuff. so you're raving about the wrong stuff. ppl are rejoicing about human evolution all the time. 'natural selection!' they explan. the poeple want Snooki. y not let them have what they want?? y would the soul want something bad for it?

You trolling? This is one of the silliest posts I've ever read.

Originally Posted by tommo

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It's like $5.68 here

I meant for the US. Petrol costs about 15 NOK per litre here, which would be about $9.95 per gallon.

Singularity SO sorry to hear about your grandfather. I hope the surgery goes very smoothly!

Tommo. Ugh... I couldn't afford to drive it was that expensive here!! You're in Canada, right? Why is it so expensive?

Puffin I can sympathize with both you and your mom. I frequently fall deeply asleep when I'm only intending to "nap". Getting me up is nearly impossible. I would have yelled at me kids to close it themselves unless it's a really dangerous neighborhood or something.
But that noise would have driven me batty too.

Melanie, I know EXACTLY how you felt. Stupid drivers tick me off to no end. ESPECIALLY the ones who "ride my butt" and speed up to pass me only to slow down as soon as they do

Nice to meet you, RationalMystic

My rant is that I see my youngest daughter today. Seeing her is not the rant, but traveling there and back is... which I don't really understand because I LOVE driving. I just hate leaving my room more I guess. And it's discouraging if she's going to be a complete whine-ass while I'm there, but I can't really blame her because her situation does suck... but she did it to herself so I feel she should just get it over with instead of whining incessantly about it.
Of course, I'd never tell her that though.
I also slept like crap last night. Tossed and turned and nearly froze to death. The dogs kept taking my top blanket lol and they weren't laying close enough to me for me to enjoy their body heat.

Ugh... I guess I'm also somewhat annoyed with my hubby. I told him last night that I realized we were going to be alone together during our up-coming trip and that we may actually *gasp* have sex... but that I then realized I've gotten fat, so he needed to get me my "stripper pole" so I could lose some weight before April 4. He replied I'd only break my arm again. I told him (knowing how he is and also knowing I was setting myself up for a gibe ) that it was better a broken arm than a fat wife.
He said: "It's better a fat wife than one with 2 broken arms. Who would carry the water?" Grrrrr. lol
He's referring to the fact that I'm his heavy lifter when he goes shopping.

I'm also annoyed that I had to look up "Gibe". I wanted to call it a jib or jab but knew that wasn't right

**EDIT**
Khh UGH! Hubby told me how expensive gas is overseas, but... WOW!