Thread: A DV Round Robin Story

Yeah, let's do this.
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Let's try to have the entries about a paragraph.

He stood at the edge of the cliff, the wind flowing through his thin shirt. He looked at the horizon to see the sun begin to set slowly, causing the sky to become a mixture of pinks and reds. A voice called out behind him, but he ignored it. By now, nothing else mattered. He leaned forward and hoped like hell that it would work.

Bump-tastic

And then he jumped. As he flew over the edge, he looked down and saw the bottom of the waterfall, surrounded by scorching hot desert, and then he started to gain speed. He sprung his arms in and out in a flapping motion, heading towards the waterfall. With a mighty splash and the sound of a water bug skimming across a lake of water, he was inside the waterfall, falling at a more comfortable pace. He could see the rocks at the bottom now.

However, as he approached what he thought was rocks, he soon realised that they were actually eggs. Open eggs. He lands on solid ground, as he hears a sound from behind him, very similar to that of a snake. He turns around to investigate, and before he even notices it, a facehugger is clamped to his face. He struggles to get it off but passes out quickly from lack of air.

He wakes up in his bed and says "Shit what a scary dream", then gets up and goes to the door.
He grabs a suit jacket and dress shirt and starts getting ready for work. He reaches for a tie but
finds himself holding a huge snake!

The entirety of the universe dissolved in a sea of colour. The colours faded away to reveal a dark nothingness. His eyes flew open to see the ceiling of his room. He sat up slowly, rubbing at his eyes.

Then his bed turned into a giant snake.

"Oh hurr durr!" Johnny exclaimed, and leapt out of the snaky bed. Then he blinked, and stared at his hands. They weren't distorted, and did not have more than five appendages.

That must mean the snake is real.... thought Johnny. Hmm. The snake is real, the snake is real... oh shit, THE SNAKE IS REAL! He dodged the slithery turquoise tail that had suddenly lashed at him just before it caught a grip on his neck. The pillow-turned-gargantuous-head jerked forward; Johnny jumped and fell over, back against the wall. Inches apart, the snake's smoldering blood-red eyes bored into his. He could almost see the devil in them. The oily smell of its scales was suffocating. How the fuck am I getting out of this now? he thought. With a fierce hiss, the snake lashed out its tongue - and proceeded to insert it into Johnny's mouth and give him a big French.

Then the snake suddenly turned into a beautiful girl.