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Amphibolies
Ok, I StumbleUpon'd this, not too long ago, and thought it was hilarious. Before now, I'd never really known what amphibolies are, but I hear them all the time. Some of these are just priceless...
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Amphibolies
Amphibolies are syntactically ambiguous, meaning you can read them in more than one way.
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Farmer bill dies in house
iraqi head seeks arms
prostitutes appeal to pope
British left waffles on falkland islands
Lung cancer in women mushrooms
Teacher strikes idle kids
Enraged cow injures farmer with axe
Miners refuse to work after death
Stolen painting found by tree
Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
Kids make nutritious snacks
Lansing residents can drop off trees
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Hospital sued by seven foot doctors
New vaccine may contain rabies
Include your children when baking cookies
http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/amphib.html
How many more of these can you guys find and/or come up with??
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bears aware of dangers sea hawks can present
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Mysterious constipation pandemic solved; doctor works it all out using just a pencil.
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I see what you did there.
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