Quote Originally Posted by GavinGill View Post
Oh for fuck's sakes, like we need any more of those around...


^ Turned my otherwise shitty day around. Wonky. Lulz. Sentence fragment. semi-colon;

Anyway, welcome to DV, babylemonade. =D

Translation = guy is horny.

Puffin's Beginner's Guide To Lucid Dreaming is a great place to start learning about lucid dreams. You should also browse the Tutorial section when you get the chance, it's full of information, tips, and in-depth guides. On top of that, you can also visit the DV Academy for further guidance - the DVA Professors will teach you everything you'll ever need to know about lucid dreaming.

You might also want to get into the habit of performing reality checks (maybe two or three) throughout your day, you'll eventually start doing them in dreams and become lucid. I usually count my fingers but feel free to look up other methods and see which works best for you. I'd also recommend keeping a dream journal; regularly recording your dreams is a great way to improve to improve recall and you'll be able to notice common themes and patterns which can further help you attain lucidity.

We also have an off-topic section as well where you can discuss anything from books, movies, tv shows, philosophy, current events, etc so be sure to visit that part of the forum as well. If you ever get bored or need to kill time, visit Senseless Banter. It's full of nonsensical threads like forum games and the SB frequenter's are a friendly bunch so feel free to drop in sometime. We also have an IRC Chat Server which can be found near the top of the forum index. 'tis lulz.

Also, if you're a fan of My little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I'll totally let you be my BFF. Hell, I'll probably let you be my BFF even if you don't watch the show and you loathe those ponies with a passion; I just really want a BFF.

Double also,



Don't do meth.
It is probably better to do math instead of meth?