Originally Posted by
Dannon Oneironaut
3. This experience was before any of those. I was at a Rainbow Gathering and my friends and I were hanging out at our camp. This hippie couple lays down a blanket and lays out all these things on it and calls us over and askes us if we want to smoke a bowl. We go over they are real excited to be there and seem like they are so honored to be hanging out with us. They offer us granola bars and crystals and graham crackers and peanut butter. They are so excited to share with us. The whole time I am looking at them, at their birkenstock sandals, at their fanny packs, at there crocheted hippie tam hats, at their John Lennon glasses and I am thinking "Where did this couple come from?" It was the most cliched stereotypical hippie costume. But they were so nice and kind and eager and excited, so I didn't think that they were undercover cops or narcs or anything. And then they smoked some pot with us and after only one hit, I shit you not, I see them turn to each other and start speaking to each other in some strange language that sounded robotic. They are beeping and clicking and sounding like R2D2. I turned down a second hit as did my friends. We couldn't speak we were so high. The alien couple gave us all some granola bars and chocolate bars and crystals and then said goodbye but we couldn't speak. We were literally 15 feet away from our camp but we ended up wandering lost in the woods across the lake and over the hill and we had no memory of how we got out there. My friends and I hadn't talked until a few hours later when we realized that we had been wandering in the woods for a few hours and we all asked each other "Where are we? How long have we been out here?" And "Is it just me or did those people seem kind of strange? Did anyone else see them talking to each other?" And a few others of us all said at once "They were aliens! Coming to check us out!" And that they were. Aliens just checking out the Rainbow Gathering, because there is nothing in the world like a Rainbow Gathering and anything is possible there. And those aliens were very kind, gentle, spiritual aliens. They were very great. And they did their research before coming down. They wanted to blend in so they researched how to be a hippy. It was funny, they did everything perfectly and they smoked me out with some SpaceBud.