100% success tecnique

I've been experimenting and... I have found the key to lucidity!

Step 1: if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. . This guide is only for struggling beginners.

Step 2: when you go to sleep you have to be HAPPY!!! If you're not happy go take a sht while eating some greasy Chinese food.

Step 3: set alarm to 4am.

Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"

Step 5: talk to your subconscious. Ask him for help. Say please.

Step 6: lay down and softly rub your fingers. Try to go to sleep. After 3-5 minutes jump out he window and fly!


Ive tried this tecnique exactly 17 times, and guess what! All 17 I had lucid dreams longer than 10 minutes!