Effective New Tecnique

100% success tecnique

I've been experimenting and... I have found the key to lucidity!

Step 1: if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. :). This guide is only for struggling beginners.

Step 2: when you go to sleep you have to be HAPPY!!! If you're not happy go take a sht while eating some greasy Chinese food.

Step 3: set alarm to 4am.

Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"

Step 5: talk to your subconscious. Ask him for help. Say please.

Step 6: lay down and softly rub your fingers. Try to go to sleep. After 3-5 minutes jump out he window and fly!


Ive tried this tecnique exactly 17 times, and guess what! All 17 I had lucid dreams longer than 10 minutes!

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Originally Posted by maplmanha

"100% success you bitch"

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I'm gonna print this up, huge, and put it on my wall.

This seems alot like the FILD technique except you're rubbing your fingers together. Whats the point of the cursing if I may ask? Not criticizing, just curious

Draxis

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Originally Posted by maplmanha

if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. :).

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I'm so tempted to put that as my sig.

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Originally Posted by Bobblehat

I'm so tempted to put that as my sig.

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:lol: me too. But really it seems like a modified version of FILD. I cant give it a try :cheeky: so one of you try it and post the results here.

Is this serious? :?

This is not a new technique. Although, the cursing might be.

The idea of push ups is something that hadn't occurred to me for a WBTB, so i'll try that I guess.

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Originally Posted by maplmanha

Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"

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YOU WIN !
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This is genius and I must try it.

Pointless use of expletives, if you ask me. :? It's also 100% for you. Everyone is different, and if you really wanted this to be a true method, you'd have others test it out (and hope they don't kill themselves in the process).

Lol, how would this kill anyone?

Jumping out the window, maybe? At least do an RC first.

Nothing new. seems like a combo of a few different techniques. although maybe when I sneak out for a smoke during the WBTB part I'll yell out the 100% success bitch mantra just for fun!

Oh my god! A wake back to bed! Brilliant!

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Originally Posted by DreamQueen

Oh my god! A wake back to bed! Brilliant!

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Originally Posted by Man of Shred

Nothing new. seems like a combo of a few different techniques. ...

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Originally Posted by Snowy Egypt

Pointless use of expletives, if you ask me. :? I....

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Originally Posted by Aquanina

Is this serious? :?

This is not a new technique. Although, the cursing might be.

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I think he's already replied to you guys :laugh:

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Originally Posted by maplmanha

100% success tecnique

... if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. :).

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Seriously though, it might be better to replace the pushups with squats. They increase testosterone more than pushups. Testosterone increases focus which should help with LD's. Just a thought.

I guarantee you that if you try this method you will have a 100 fucking percent chance having a lucid dream. Fucking 100%!!! this is no joke for all you niggas out there.

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Originally Posted by maplmanha

Fucking 100%!!! this is no joke for all you niggas out there.

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I'm only 1/8th. Does that mean that I only have a 12.5% chance?

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Originally Posted by maplmanha

100% success tecnique

I've been experimenting and... I have found the key to lucidity!

Step 1: if you have had more than 50 lucid dreams fuck off. :). This guide is only for struggling beginners.

Step 2: when you go to sleep you have to be HAPPY!!! If you're not happy go take a sht while eating some greasy Chinese food.

Step 3: set alarm to 4am.

Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"

Step 5: talk to your subconscious. Ask him for help. Say please.

Step 6: lay down and softly rub your fingers. Try to go to sleep. After 3-5 minutes jump out he window and fly!


Ive tried this tecnique exactly 17 times, and guess what! All 17 I had lucid dreams longer than 10 minutes!

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Stopped reading after that.

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Stopped reading after that.

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Looks Genius. I think the most effective part is

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Step 4: at 4am wake up. Do 5 push ups. Sit on your bed and repeat this to yourself outloud "100% success you bitch"

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-CV

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Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

I'm only 1/8th. Does that mean that I only have a 12.5% chance?

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lmao :lol:

Sounds an awful lot like WBTB with exercise. But as I' m a natural, I guess I'll fuck off...

I think this guy is a troll...

No, I think this guy has a great sense of humor. ;)

Sounds fun. I'll do it tonight just for kicks.. without the pushups. Mentally repeat "If I can see, i'm dreaming 100% success bitch."