Thread: Effective New Tecnique

Hahah fail!

"100% success you bitch."

Damn, you're my new hero. Bitch.

Originally Posted by starzandstripes

Well I did this in spite of my better judgment. I followed through with everything jumped out the window and fell quickly to the ground like a large rock. When I hit he ground it hurt like hell. My arm felt like it was broken and my leg throbbed like hell. I looked down and it was bleeding. My wife came running out as when I went through the window I broke it. she asked me if i was insane or had lost my freaking mind. She then helped me up and strongly suggested we go the emergency room(now for those of you unmarried guys, the worse thing you can do is say no to your wife, if you think this is a crock, you will learn) Anyways I digress, i went to the ER and went through all the motions, treating the bleeding wound, set my arm for a cast ect. It really hurt alot as well. I eventually got home laid down and lloked at the clock. Holy crap, 6 hours had passed, I had a totally long vivid lucid dream that seemed so realy it was amazing. It was so damn real, I keep saying to myself. So real that I must still be dreaming two days later as the cast is still on my arm and my leg still has a large bandage on it, now that must be some kind of record for time in a lucid dream. This really works!!

I smell large amounts of bullshit. Why? ITS A ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT CHANCE!

Woke up at 4:35 AM on my own. Did exactly what you said.

It kept me awake for two hours. And no lucid dreams.

I hereby award you the captain cluedo award for 2010!!

Did this and here are my results.
I Did the exact tutorial, but I changed it from rubbing the fingers to doing the Fild trick. Well, I tried doing it the first time, didn't make me lucid, but put me into SP. Tried 5 minutes after getting out of SP, and guess what, more SP! So I tried one more time for lack of better judgment, and I went Lucid. Pretty crappy though. I was Lucid for about 5 minutes, then i lost control and wound up in a regular dream. Nice Tut though.

P.S. Funny little story. While doing this, I used my alarm to wake me up at 4:35 A.M., and apparently it woke my Brother up to, because when I started to repeat, "100% succes, you bitch!" My brother says, "Max, what are you saying? Go to sleep..."

Haha I am going to give it a try man.

I had a good laugh after reading this post, It should be easy to sleep happy tonight thinking that I ll wake up at 4 and say "100 percent succes beatch".

I definitly think that lucid dreaming can only be done when your single at least when you start.

Good night )

@maplmanha

I can't do the WBTB part because I'm a deep sleeper an have no alarm clock, any alternatives?

I just realized how this idea works, everyone who tries it jumps out their window and dies and thus can't post that it doesn't work, smart , lol

You made me laugh in real life.

Well, uh, I'll try exercising when I wake up. Maybe it will... do something

Least it'll give you arm muscle, right?

Originally Posted by Raspberry

Least it'll give you arm muscle, right?

Nah. But it might make you ever so slightly stronger if you do it every night for a month.