Thread: Yuppie's DEILD guide - The easiest way to lucid dream.

Originally Posted by Santoryu

Hey guys, been rather busy with exams and stuff so haven't been able to get on much. Thought I'd give an update, haven't been remembering much dreams lately and haven't had any success with lucid dreaming yet. But I'll keep trying.

Jeez, You're becoming an old timer without a lucid dream, Its not all that hard. Of course I'm retired and can afford to study three hours to know my target and then suffer a 70% failure rate but you're bound to get it when you least expect it and then say "Holy Shit" That was easy ..........

I agree dude, they come out of no where!
I checked out your dream, very nice

I should start a thread the opposite of yours, "The hardest way to lucid dream". If I added up the hours I likely have a weeks hard work invested in that ol hooker and still I didn't get to plant anything in her flower pot.
I would start out about nine at night filling my head with it on the internet then another hour going out in AP and converting to LD just to wind up with 7 out of 10 failures and start over again and do this all night between 90 min sleep cycles and finally get there in a morning nap because I didn't sleep all night but once I get into a quest I hate to admit defeat.

If good things were easy, this entire world would be filled with joy!
Keep at it
Tell me how it goes

2:00pm I DEILD'ed into rooms full of exotic carved furniture and I kept trying to trade it and theres just no possible way a room full of furniture can be turned into a girl

Maybe you should do something OTHER than have sex in lucid dreams

I don't go looking for it but it seems to find me anyways
But that's two DEILD's in a row and that's what were here for , If we don't mention DEILD once in awhile the mods will say were running a gossip sheet.
That one I didn't recall the dream before but another earlier I did...........
I didn't even try for lucid but the one before was anyways, And now with warmer weather it otter improve more yet.....Dream quality seems to improve for me with a challenge of some sort,
I just looked at the hall and i'm at 99%, I need one point for a level up.
Better get busy and get some wings up there..

Congrats on the wings and the hall points
I had a DEILD last night, where I flew up into a tree.
And all of Blink-182 happened to be on my street!
I met Tom and Mark, and said hello to Travis.

Good deal on the DEILD man...
I needed one hall point so this otter do it........


Well now that completely sucks Last night it said I had 999 hall points and 1 for a level up. Now it says 950 points and 200 for level up......

Bumpity bump.......
Where everybody gone ?
Anyways, My dream content has gone right out the window here..I'm getting food dreams and things like this-

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...-upward-46561/

I think I need another quest to get back to sanity, Like in you got me to fly without a pen and Ophie got me to find the Siren's and now it's like closing time and everybody's gone home .... Rattz

Sorry man, personal problems.
A quest you say?
How about this time, rather than harassing poor innocent women...
Why don't you win one over by impressing her?!
Here are the rules:
1. You may talk to her, but not touch her until you have completed your task.
2. You to impress her, you must:
a) Show off your elemental powers: e.g; Throw a fireball, freeze water, make a tornado, whatever!
b) Fight another man for her love.
c) Conjure or attain some sort of gift for her (You must find something special, that means no breaking off a flower from the nearest tree, mister!)
3. Once this is complete, she is yours for the taking.
Not only is this interesting, I'm sure it'll heighten your sexual experience, as it's rather gratifying!
I'm keen to see how this turns out

I didn't know smoking that stuff was legal in Australia
But that's an easy one, (Except for when)
I showed off to one by taking her up in the 172 and she flew off into the sunset with it!
I had a a monster stomp ones pet hell-hound 25 feet into the ground and she left me!
We don't fight over women, We fight over football!
And by the time I get done I'll be worn out and trade her for a nap!
But I'll do it anyways out of desperation......Anything is better than food dreams

Sounds good, can't wait to hear about it!
LOL, am I the ONLY one that likes eating food in dreams?!

Originally Posted by yuppie11975

am I the ONLY one that likes eating food in dreams?!

I'm talking standing in a kitchen watching thousands of plates of exotic foods pass on an assembly line.
As for myself, I would rather gnaw on the neck of some redhead like it was a cob of corn....

Bloody seedy bugger
Any progress?!

Hmmm, This may be like one of those TOTM's I go around. Like in laying an egg but to my knowledge Roosters don't lay eggs !
And I cant think of any reason I want some woman to love me but I'll try to conjure up something or go see "Izzy" the witch and tell her the problem. (And heaven forbid she falls in love with me)
She will need to be kind of trashy and such for me to bother with and most of my regular DC's are shape shifting demons
Want me to send you some ?
And ha, I almost got near Australia in a dream last night, I'll have to post in in my DJ.......BRB
I'm back......

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...stralia-46638/

Good stuff
Are you going for the TOTM next month as well....???

Of course, I love a challenge....
And I dunit again ........http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...ay-2013-46662/

Very good, haha!
I like reading your dream journals

Now its back to the girls, A little red haired girl, Not a kid just little has been hanging around my neck nibbling on it for the last three dreams. (Maybe making up for all the necks I have nibbled).
I tried lucid and she nibbled, Non-Lucid she nibbled and DEILD-ing she was an absolute little bitch..
Sometimes a poor boy just can't win

That they can't

And to make matters worse I now have two witch DC's in my dream life.
First I found "Izzy the witch" a few months ago as a regular DC and the last two dreams I have had a
"Ruth the Witch" that trades in weird witchcraft artifacts in antique store....Jeez.

What do they normally do?

Originally Posted by yuppie11975

What do they normally do?

Really I have never seen them do much of anything but give advice and talk a lot to other wimmen as if that's different. I suppose they can cast spells but I have never seen it
Both of them sell and trade withchy things like crystals and drugs and artifacts,,,

I use them to get kool ideas from.......