Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

My lucid streak ended =/ (I blame you)

Anypoop, dreamt that we went to this place in the forest with millions of rose bushes. It was night. Was with mom and Bill and Chris. We stopped in a grove and I set up a lawn chair and held Chris in the chair until we fell asleep.

Then Chris woke me up irl, but then we both fell asleep. I started to continue that dream, then I heard Chris cry in my dream and I had an FA. I dreamt I went to get him up, but he had been sleeping on the dirt on the porch all night. And he was wearing sweats and it was scorching hot outside. He was really hot and sweaty, but happy to see me. I felt awful!! Then I noticed the puddle I was standing in...it was moving. There were these creatures living in it. Worms that looked like they were made of water. Then a big green otterlike creature came in and looked at me and I asked it if it was here to eat the water worms. But then I woke up for real before it could answer me. It looked alot like su-chan's avatar:



Other stuff that I don't remember.

forgot

Dreamt about the perfect man (god I hate those). He looked a bit like Robert but dark hair and eyes. From England and just a few years older than me. We were just lying in his bed, post coital, talking about I can't remember which. All I remember specifically was being completely relieved, and completely happy. Holding hands, talking about stupid crap, mushy gooshy goooooooooooooooo.

Then the weird dream about visiting some family friends in Australia. Kaniaz and his mom came along, as did my son, Nemo, the clown fish (I don't know why either). We were all staying at their 2nd level flat, which was just off the SW coast. Then there was a terrible flood. It washed Nemo away and I had to go save him. Then we were trapped between sand dunes, and I had to dig a hole in the sand for Nemo, and let flood water in. There were alot of clams. Kaniaz's mom helped dig, and she hurt her hand really bad so I bandaged it up for her. Then we were magically back at the flat. Kaniaz's mom and I were on the porch, looking out toward the coast at all the flood damage. She was really depressed and talking about suicide. That scared the crap out of me, so I went insiide and got some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and split them with her. I managed to talk her out of the suicide. And when she assured me she wouldn't do it, I said, "GOOD, because then I'd have to take care of Kaniaz for you and that would just be a royal pain." She laughed as if she truly understood, heh.

Then the weird 888 call and YIM taskbar icon going all wonky. Oh and something about Josh. His hair had gotten even longer. He was happy with me, but also a little sad, I can't remember why.

Funny interesting dream where I was back in junior high (worst time of my life) only I had all of my present knowledge. I wasn't really lucd though, I just remember being 30 in my mind, even though I was surrounded by 12-year-olds from my past. Anyway, Ms. Williamson (math teacher) had a cucumber and some other vegetables on her desk. And she was asking each of us which of them were athiest, which were agnostic, and which were religious. She held up the cucumber first and asked "What about this one?" So the "teacher's pet" of that time, Jeana Davidson, raised her hand, and the teacher gave her the cucumber. Jeana very proudly says, "The cucumber is agnostic." And everyone in the class nodded in agreement...except ME. I raised my hand and said, "Uh...no, excuse me but....a cucumber is a vegetable. And agnostic means that somone is undecided about the existance of god, so it can't be agnostic because cucumbers lack the ability to decide. Therefore, cucumbers are all athiest." And the teacher said, "Very good Lisa." Then for some reason I decided to shout out proudly "By the way everyone, I am also an athiest. I don't believe in god. Ha!" And I could hear my old friend Lori Reines in the back of the class scream "What?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Then later in the girl's bathroom, I had to calm her down and explain my reasoning. Was an odd dream but I thoroughly enjoyed it, tormenting those old fags.

Then I remember mentally masturbating on the word "psychic." And how the root of it "psych" sounded a bit like "sex" which is Latin for "six", and they call "psychic" the sixth sense. Even though in reality "psych" comes from Psyche in Greek mythology, but oh well, it's my dream damnit.

And some other junk that I may or may not remember later. OH YEAH, dreamt I was at the movie theater bathroom and a giant hook worm came out of my butt. I threw it on the floor and it began crawling away. Some girl saw it and went "Ewwww, where did that come from?" I lied and said it was just crawling around behind the toilet.

Then another dream later about trying to get it on with this hot black guy, but we kept on having bad timing. =/

And another about buying this hot lesbian a beer but it was warm so we exchanged it.

lol... girls have weird dreams

The first one is really funny, it reminds me of something i saw on comedy central

Originally posted by sword chucks
lol... girls have weird dreams

you have no idea

alot of random crap, gonna point today:

- merck coming to the infamous window
- kissing the big Hawaiian
- stars hockey and stars football, I said "The stars are sure out tonight" and the announcer stole my cool phrase..bastard
- leaving early in the am for the fishing trip
- met bryce and colton (talk about blasts from the past)
- shook colton's hand...decided to "let by gone's be by gone's"
- looked for a dress that made me look good, oopted for the flowy sheer red one?! It looked like freaking underwear!
- we met up with merck, went to movie I think

yesterday: fish and Robert

today: DV convention in Dallas, to go see a Klutch (sp?) concert. Then I was at a wal-mart with my son looking for a Halloween costume and some wine. With Wheelie lol! We were making out earlier in the dream.

Dreamt I visited Josh. Just as friends. But really happy to hug him.

Every box of condoms I had had a guy's name on the back of who bought them.

Some other poop I forgot. OH I dreamt we did the big DV balloon release. But me and docthory were totally ignorant, and wrote the wrong things on the balloons. Like on mine, I put: "www.com" and docthory wrote "mauve" and other random color words on his.

Oh and yesterday during my nap, I had a really short LD about my arms.

I dreamt I went back to college to be an optomitrist.

And that I was really happy to be doing that.

Makes sense. I love science. And I love eyes. Well poop. They have to go to college for a long time?

Oh barbizzle, I was even in scrubs, teeheeeeeee.

hah ah Lisa. Srubs are awsome. they are comfratble and everyone looks good in them ( so I ocudl just immigne how ownderful you loked) anyways. I dont knwo how long it takes to be a optiromtist...

I was in that Resident Evil movie, trying to save the life of me and my son. We found this highly wooded area, where none of the zombies had spread to yet. I was trying to find us a van or something so we could drive to an area that was hopefully safe. Then I noticed a rooster following us. I went up to it to see if it was infected with the zombie virus thing, but he appeared normal. But he just kept following us. Then I held my hand out to him, and he BIT me!! And then I looked at him and said "Stop it stop it stop it" and it was at that moment I went lucid. So I shook the bastard off my hand, and just started strutting through the woods, looking for something cool to do. I felt myself in my bed too much, and ended up just lying down. Then I lost lucidity and me and Chris were back to running from zombies.

Long story short, the government decided to nuke the entire area. They tried to get everybody out, but they missed me and Chris. But we found a giant dryer in a junk yard and went inside it. It had a wonky door that I had to hold shut the entire time. We were inside it, hearing the bombs and crap all around, when I woke up.

[edit]Oh yeah, another dream: I dreamt I called Kaniaz, butt I asked for "Kaniaz" instead of "Steven" on accident. His mom was like, "Uhhhh...'Kaniaz' isn't here right now, but you can call back in a couple hours." The next thing I remember, I'm lying on my bed and his mom is there too, and we're just talking about I can't remember. And she was like 8 months pregnant (NOT mine). Seems like there was more, can't remember atm.[/edit]

Originally posted by Barbizzle
hah ah Lisa. Srubs are awsome. they are comfratble and everyone looks good in them ( so I ocudl just immigne how ownderful you loked)

Yeah I looked dead sexy in them.

- the fucking lose teeth / falling out teeth dream from hell. All reality checks failed. =/
- FA where I checked to see if the mosquito was still in my room, and I saw like 6 of them fliying near the ceiling. Little bastards!
- something with Sofie

I have strep throat, so I blame that for my dream weirdness.

I dreamt I was chatting and webcamming with Lome, no big deal....but then he says "Hey, I have a webcam with my livingroom computer too, so let me switch computers so you can see me and Aphius." So i was loke, "Cool, ok."

Oh god, it went downhill from there. Or uphill? I dunno, can't decide. Anyway, I see Lome again, and he says he's gonna point the webcam on his brother so I can see him, and there he is....sitting on the couch, pants off, with some hot chic riding him. And I can like, see EVERYthing. I remember being mildly aroused AND disturbed by this. So I watch for a while....then Lome points the webcam back on himself, and I'm thinking "Sweeeeeeeeet, I'm gonna see him naked next!" But all of a sudden, I could see that I was there with him. So it became a situation where I was watching myself with them on webcam. But nothing sexual happened, heh. But CT was there too. And we all just talked about I can't remember what. Pretty sure Aphius had stopped boiking that chic and had gotten dressed by that point.

Then I woke up, then fell back to sleep, and dreamt I was telling Lome about my dream. And about how I was sick today and that the sickness caused me to have messed up dreams. Then he said soemthing sweet, then the dreamed changed into some gory thing with dresden dolls then I woke up.

Oh and the flooded bathroom thing. And kicking the dirty nappies.

I dreamt I was chatting and webcamming with Lome, no big deal....but then he says \"Hey, I have a webcam with my livingroom computer too, so let me switch computers so you can see me and Aphius.\" So i was loke, \"Cool, ok.\"

Oh god, it went downhill from there. Or uphill? I dunno, can't decide. Anyway, I see Lome again, and he says he's gonna point the webcam on his brother so I can see him, and there he is....sitting on the couch, pants off, with some hot chic riding him. And I can like, see EVERYthing.[/b]

Bad images! Bad images! \"I'm seein' things, bad things man! Happenin' ta people!\"

then Lome points the webcam back on himself, and I'm thinking \"Sweeeeeeeeet, I'm gonna see him naked next!\" But all of a sudden, I could see that I was there with him. So it became a situation where I was watching myself with them on webcam. But nothing sexual happened, heh.[/b]

It never works out for you does it?

Then I woke up, then fell back to sleep, and dreamt I was telling Lome about my dream. And about how I was sick today and that the sickness caused me to have messed up dreams. Then he said soemthing sweet, then the dreamed changed into some gory thing with dresden dolls then I woke up.[/b]

Your wierd dreams are always interesting to read. I google-ized strep throat and it sounds pretty not good. Hope you get better soon! *hugs*

I know how being sick can make yor dreams wierd, whenever i'm really sick I have one same dream. It's sorta like falling really slowly through enormous webs. And there's a large feeling of displacement. Like a sense of vertigo yet a sense of being really close.

Originally posted by Lomebririon
Bad images! Bad images! \"I'm seein' things, bad things man! Happenin' ta people!\"

I guarantee you, the images in my head were way worse. And besides, I left out gargantuan amounts of detail.

It never works out for you does it? [/b]

It has a few times.....

Your wierd dreams are always interesting to read. I google-ized strep throat and it sounds pretty not good. Hope you get better soon! *hugs*[/b]

I'm a bit worse today, but it always gets crazy awful before getting better. Thanks though, you're sweet as always.

Ok I will post my dreams later, for now I gotta eat then pass out.

What did my house look like? :3

Originally posted by Lomebririon
What did my house look like? :3

HAHA it was really gorgeous actually! All I saw was the living room, and it looksed alot like Gary Shandling's place from that one show he had before << I checks... >>

Couldn't find a picture of that, but I found one ALMOST identical. Like this but without the dead deer, and more windows, and the furniture was more wooden:

Lots of dreams the past few days that I wrote down someplace else but can't be bothered with putting here.

Last night: stupid ass dream about going grocery shopping:

- Giant rib-eyes, butcher wouldn't part with one of them
- dad and the bell peppers
- security code razors
- "MY cart damnit"

sdfhaksjdfhakjsdhfkjsdhfkjasdhf I'm so pissed off at this journal right now

piss you dream journal

Had a couple interesting lucids while on vacation. The first one was just kinda short and stupid, but in the second one I managed to summon a guy and make out a bit. Dream control was really foofy though.

Then last night I had this weird dream about Brad Pitt that I'll give more details on later when I have more time. [edit]Ok, I dreamt that Brett was taking pictures of Brad Pitt because he was visiting our school (somehow me and brett were attending the same school now). Anyway, Brad got really pissy about it, like he was above being photographed by random fans. That and just being generally annoyed by the fact that he was so popular. (Brett found it funny). So I confronted Brad about it. I basically asked him why he was so offended? And he said something redundant and cryptic like "Without limits, there can be no boundries." And I remember being at that exact moment thinking, "Damn, what does that mean? I don't want to seem concrete and stupid, but how vague was that?!?!?!" So all I said was, "Huh?" And he got all frustrated with me. Then we had a long convo about all his weird insecurities and crap, and he began to get kinda sad and somber. Later I remember needing to leave, so I came up behind him and put my arm around his waist and whispered something in his ear like "I gotta go, you'll be fine." Then kissed him on the cheek and left. Which is ALL totally weird because I don't even like Brad Pitt at all. I guess that's wy my brain chose him. He clearly represents a guy I don't particularly desire, or else I would have tried to boink him.

Then a dream about being back in high school band. Showing Robyn Thompson the "Cut This Feeling" song. She liked it, and I was air pianoing it like a retard while she listened

And something else I forgot.
[edit]Oh yucky I remember now. Just before I woke up, I had the worst most disgusting dream possible about a buffalo. Kill me now.

Oh and a couple nights ago, another weird dream about Carl Ondresek (sp?), the guy that used to beat me up in elementary school and jr. high. But in the dream we were affectionate or something. Which is really just the last of a string of dreams I had about all sorts of guys while on this vacation. Like I was working through stuff. Which can probably be attributed to me being really open with this one dude irl. Like I opened the flood gates or something, then WHOOOOSH.

Oh...the Andy Nichols dream.

And MICHAEL!

Ugh...they're all non-lucid.

Originally posted by Lady Blue
But in the dream we were affectionate or something. Which is really just the last of a string of dreams I had about all sorts of guys while on this vacation. Like I was working through stuff. Which can probably be attributed to me being really open with this one dude irl. Like I opened the flood gates or something, then WHOOOOSH.

Ok, it's great that you got "away from it all" for a bit and had a chance to "find yourself" and explore those... "emotion"..."feelings"... thingies... - But some of us are really needing the old Ophelia back. Bring back those wonderful hardcore-orgy-clusterfuckin-lesbian-sex-orientation-morphing-slut-capades !! Please!!!




jk.
Funny how a change of scenery can alter your mood, thoughts, and eventually - dreams.

lmao Joe I'll try

although I prefer nina's term "jumblefuck"