Ophelia's Book O' Fun

Alot of dream fragments, including one with David Hasselhoff, The Roast Show, Patch, Robert having to stop drinking because he was diagnosed with alcoholism and I was rolling out dough on the dining room table and we were discussing breaking up, then another dream about Rimmer from Red Dwarf:

It was present day and the actor who played Rimmer (Chris Barrie) was doing an infomercial for sculpting clay. There was something odd and special about the clay, I can't quite remember, but I think it did something to your emotions. Maybe there was drugs in it or something that got absorbed by your skin as you played with it? Anyway, the weird thing about Chris Barrie is, even though it was present day, he still looked the same age as when he was in Red Dwarf. But I've never seen what he looks like now, so I guess that makes sense. That's all I remember from that dream segment.

Chris Barrie appeared in another dream later, where I was in some mega-storied hotel, and I got in an elevator and saw him there, or was it the other way around...perhaps he was getting out of the elevator and I was there, in the lobby. Christ, I need some B6 or bananas. Anyway, then we embraced. I could see that it was night outside. That's all I remember.

It's just too damn hot here in TexASS, so I wake up alot at night and can't get back to sleep. I hope I have better dreams when I'm in California next week. Not that I mind dreaming about Chris Barrie..though he'd be alot more useful to me naked.

Hey, a funny thought. Y'all know google right? Well I happen to know for a fact that if you have a person's name in your dream journal, after a while, you can google the name and your journal will come up in the search results. Which is why I don't use last names if the dreams are about people I know (with that one funny exception - D. L., who, incidentally, got so busted by his girlfriend as a result). But I don't care when it's an actor's name, because they wouldn't know me from Adam. But I find it humorous all the same, the thought that one day, perhaps out of boredom, that an actor googles his/her name just to see what comes up, and one of my sexually twisted dreams about them appears. Well I suppose they're all used to it by now, lucky bastards.

http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck06/ima...bank/5-20l.jpg

David Hasselhof?! That's crazy. He's scary.

I know right?!

I should have added that in the dream, Comedy Central was doing a David Hasselhof Roast, and he was standing outside the door, nervous as hell about going inside not for fear of jibes, but because he couldn't decide if he should have his shirt unbuttoned way down or not. He finally decided on exposing muy amounts of chest hair, and I caught a glimpse of boxer shorts as he was tucking things away.

Nice chest, utterly useless dream character.

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Hey, a funny thought. Y'all know google right? Well I happen to know for a fact that if you have a person's name in your dream journal, after a while, you can google the name and your journal will come up in the search results[/b]

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LOL!

http://www.manz.ecasd.k12.wi.us/classes/5/...ales/Zander.htm

http://openstudio.media.mit.edu/art/92d597...1085c70328d00b4

http://www.clubvibes.com/listings/listings...il.asp?id=20261

HAHA you little devil...you get around the internet more than I do :kiss:

geSCHLONKERED!!

no remember dreams

I could play the sitar

and quite well I might add

just a gross gross dream about doc :whyohwhy:

searching for Robert Mondavi Merlot for Robert, and I broke some jug thing

and all that raw meat in the refridgerator door

Wake Induced Lucid:

I was up alot last night because of a problem with one of our cats (Burns, I'll be PMing you shortly for advice :P ), and around 5am I drifted off to sleep quite quickly, so I was still pretty aware of what was going on. I wasn't sure if I was asleep yet, because I could still feel myself lying in my bed, and I could feel my closed eyelids, and it was dark. Then suddenly I felt like I was flying through space so, even though I still couldn't see, I knew I was dreaming. Since it was really dark, I shouted "More Lucidity!" over and over again (and I was sooo afraid that the shouting carried over into real life, but I'm pretty sure it didn't), and each time I shouted, I could see a bit more, then a bit more etc until I saw that I was in my old bedroom at my parents' house. But my vision, like it almost always is, was really blurry. And my eyes had the feeling of being really dry, so I felt the need to blink them alot, and keep them mostly closed, so I couldn't really see much. Then I saw a cat dart across the floor. I had the fear that if I really committed to opening my eyes, that my real life eyes would open and I would wake up. This has been a continuing problem for me. So I decided to go ahead and risk it this time, because let's face it, it's not really worth it to LD if they are always low-quality. So I opened my eyes and WOW! I didn't wake up in real life, I could finally SEE! And my old bedroom was as clear as crystal. I went to the mirror to see if my eyes would be all wonky, but they looked fine. I looked like me, with bed hair lol. I didn't see a cat so I went to the bed, pointed my finger at one corner of it and said 'Ramona,' and naturally, my stubborn conscious made her appear on the OTHER bed corner. HAHA, just like the real me: I'm cooperative, but it has to be my way. I picked her up and she looked so sweet and it felt so good to hold her again that I made the mistake of closing my eyes and I kinda drifted awake heh. Oh well. BUT the cool thing I learned is that I will no longer be afraid to shout in a lucid, nor will I be afraid to open my eyes wide. I'll take the risk of potentially waking up because it's worth it.

A non lucid I had earlier was about Mitz, and she mailed me a box of her dirty laundry for me to clean, then I had to send it back to her by Monday (even though I found out that she really didn't need it until Thursday) so I was kinda mad, but I did it anyway. And Chris flooded the lawn.

Oh and later I dreamt that I posted this LD, and even looked in the mirror again to check my eyes, but I didn't go lucid that time.

mars

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Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Since it was really dark, I shouted "More Lucidity!" over and over again (and I was sooo afraid that the shouting carried over into real life, but I'm pretty sure it didn't)[/b]

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Haha, I've had that fear before, mine was slightly different though, I was thinking 'Hang on, am I absolutely sure I'm dreaming, and not awake?!' because I didn't want to look like a tit and/or scare people! Once I was sure I screamed my lungs out. :content:

Hey first time looking at your DJ really cool :wink:

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Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

A non lucid I had earlier was about Mitz, and she mailed me a box of her dirty laundry for me to clean, then I had to send it back to her by Monday (even though I found out that she really didn't need it until Thursday) so I was kinda mad, but I did it anyway. And Chris flooded the lawn.
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Lmao and I thought my dreams were random.

snape and legilimens, and Linda McClaine and Stephen and met competition thing lost again, and proscenium basketball

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snape and legilimens, and Linda McClaine and Stephen and met competition thing lost again, and proscenium basketball
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.......What u talkin' bout, Willis? :shock:

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.......What u talkin' bout, Willis? :shock:
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lol GARY

I was in a hurry this morning so I just typed in key words to help me remember the dream. ISN'T THAT CLEAR?! :P

It was a rhetorical question. :P

the mannequin man

Went to gma & gpa maiben's in Casper for xmas and it snowed, so me and Chris got up and made a snowman and threw snowballs at eachother. There was an icicle snowman that had formed on its own during the night, was really neat-o. Gma and gpa were looking at us from a 2nd story window and smiling as we were playing. They looked so much younger.

Then Robert and Chris built a remote control toy race car and entered a father/son competition and won it. It was reaaaaally fast. 2nd place was a really pretty grey/blue metallic Ford F-150. One of it's doors got busted though as it ATE OUR DUST HAHAA!!!!!!!!! !!!

Oh and the one about Mary. There's just something about Mary. :P

whale riding

Kinky

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Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

whale riding
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Haha. Freud would have a field-day with that one. :chuckle:

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No kidding? Wow! Like, from the movie? I knew the movie was quite famous overseas... (Personally, I thought it was a little avergage, but meh)

Hehe nah, I just wrote that really quick, sorry for not elaborating. What happened was what could best be described as underwater parasailing, while attached to a giant humpback whale. I could breath underwater too. My sail was bubblegum pink. I didn't really enjoy it though, kinda scary.

Last night's dream: in search of the elusive T.P.

can't remember dreams, cats kept me up all night :wtf:

Who's this "cats" person :P