Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

I don't remember my dreams last night, but I'm not upset about it

I'd been having really bad insomnia the past week, and last night I finally slept hard the whole night. A fair trade off I'd say, because today I feel GREAT

I finally slept hard the whole night.[/b]

Yeh, welcome to MY world....

Originally posted by Tornado Joe

I finally slept hard the whole night.

Yeh, welcome to MY world.... [/b]

you get 50 of these:

and a hundred of these

it'll all work out man

shecks

Went to the movies and in front of the movie screen was a stage with 2 keyboardists jamming some really tight jazz, and Onieronaut was playing the one on the right. I think he knew I was going to come hear his performance, because he seemed to recognize me when I came in, and looked like he was expecting me. He was surrounded by family and fans, and I walked over and lied down on my back on the stage by his bench, listening to the music. Then when the song was over, he came down and sat beside me to say hi. He hugged me, but I planted one on his lips.

Why do I always have to sexually harass people in my dreams?

Anyway that's all I remember.

- sad sad Michael stuff

- me and Robert shopping for frozen seafood...deciding between frozen shrimp or crawfish, decided on the crawfish


(also, last night Robert dreamt he kicked a car, and actually kicked me in bed in real life lol)

Kooper's Box

Non lucid, but crazay anyway. I was in what looked kinda like a McDonald's PlayPlace, only it was something that was designed by some genius for adults. Basically it was a giant clear box, 2 stories high, filled with blue tubes. Some of the tubes were hard plastic, and some were rubber, and they all were big enough for a person to fit inside and move through and stuff. So what a person had to do (it was kind of like a tricky obstacle course), was hit this big red button that said "Entrance", and one of the flexible rubber tubes would twist open, and grab you, and suck you inside the box. Then you had to move through a labyrinth of tubes and try to find your way out. But you couldn't see inside the tubes, because the plastic was opaque. But there was one point, in the middle of the labyrinth, where one of the flexible tubes twisted and coiled animatronically, and quite literally "pooped" you out, so you could see out of the clear box and gauge roughly where you were, before making a choice about which tube to go in next. This was where alot of people got turned around, and they spent hours trying to get out. One girl even cried (Lori, from my elementary school who pissed her pants in class once irl). Anyway, when it was my turn, I made a point to notice all my surroundings before hitting the entrance button. I actually had a hard time hitting the button, I felt drunk in my dream. Even crawling around some of the tubing I felt drunk. Anyway, when it pooped me out in the middle, it really WAS confusing because it twisted you around until you felt dizzy and didn't know where the heck you were, much less where north, south, east and west were. But I was able to balance myself when I looked around the room, because I had memorized everything before going in, and was able to pick the right tube that led outside onto the roof of all places, where someone I recognized was there to pull me out, but I don't remember who it was.

~ The End

I had some other dreams too but I forgot them.

With all that crazyness, it's odd you didn't notice it was a dream...damned dreams always make you believe things make sense.

no dreams remembered last night, slept pretty hard

but Robert remembered a really long, vivid dream about ghosts that was pretty cool

Originally posted by Zera
With all that crazyness, it's odd you didn't notice it was a dream...damned dreams always make you believe things make sense.

yesssss...that is why lucidity is a precious thing

The Two Jonathans

Not lucid, but nice and soap opera-y. I was dating the first Jonathan (who I've known since 3rd grade...but I never liked him THAT way in real life). But all we really did was hold hands and just kinda talk mushy. You know like "issy woo woo, I love you" So then there was a Halloween party I think, and I dressed up to look like my old avatar

and at the party I saw Jonathan #2 (one of Robert's coworkers in real life), and we decided to get it on. So we did. Then we went back to the party (which was now a grocery store), and we got as far as the potatoes when I just started making out with him. And he was like "Again?" so we started back to the bedroom or whereever the frik it was that we humped the first time, when on the way I saw Jonathan #1. He loked at us, looked pissed, then just walked off. I told #2 that I hadn't broken up with #1 yet, but that I was going to because I'd rather be with #2. He said ok, but I could tell he was worried. I mean, look how we got started, for all he knew I was going to try to make up with #1. But I remember in the dream, having the full intention of breaking up with #1 (what he ever do for me anyway? in 3rd grade he picked on me along with the rest of the kids lol), so I caught up with him and explained that I was now in love with #2, and it's better this way because we have sex...all you and I ever did was hold hands. As #1 was contemplating all I had said, I caught a glimpse of #2, watching us talk through a window, and he was CRYING! He really thought I didn't want him or something. So I left #1 and went to #2 to tell him I SWEAR that you're the one I want. Then I woke up.

There were other dreams like the one where I was alone in the snow (it was awesome), and I found that open 2 story house that had that old homeless McDonald's coffee lady there....and she split into my mom and my aunt. But it was nice there so I stayed a while.

Then later I kept trying to WILD, but everytime I started to, I heard Robert talking in his sleep. It sounded like "ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeuale" and it was fucking up my WILD. So I had to break out of it, which is hard because I'm usually at sleep paralysis at this point, and I have to force myself awake pretty hard. So I did and said "shhhh" and he stopped. So I went into the WILD again, and as SOON as the vibrations started, the ualuealuealeuale started again. SO I had to break SP again. This happened about 4 times before I realised that it wasn't even him...I was hearing noises duing the vibrations lol. I was waking up to wake him up to tell him shhhhh and he wasn't doing anything. I've heard weird noises during a WILD before, but this was the first time I heard Robert making any sounds. Fortunately, he didn't wake up when I went shhhh. But the funniness of it prevented me from being able to go back to sleep for a while.

Then later I kept trying to WILD, but everytime I started to, I heard Robert talking in his sleep. It sounded like "ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeuale" and it was fucking up my WILD[/b]

Omg, that's freaking funny as hell!

icicles - giant, spirally...looked like huge drill bits

me and that dude, I think it was whatsit from lavalife with the house, brought me to some apartment in some foreign city and the kitchen was cool: energy saver meant that if you klifted one foot or jumped, the lights went out because the floor needed to register two feet touching it simultaneously to keep the lights on, so I jumped around like a stupid

this guy and those weird column tubey clouds and playing some sport on the hills...later on, Nikki calls me and apparently this guy is her cousin and he raped her too, so we kicked his ass

oh I wake up from guy's apartment and it had snowed (2nd snow dream in a row) and it was still snowing...that's when I saw the icicles, and I asked if he had a cooler so I could take one home

also, that morning I wake up in his bed and I immediately go try to find my phone because I don't think mom knew I'd stay the night...but I was so dizzy (been dizzy alot in dreams, can't see or stand very well), and I had to lean against the wall, and slide down it to sit...then guy wakes up and looks sad when he can't find me in the bed

later, after going out, we come back to the lobby of the apartment and it's Christmas....we're bulldozing through crowds when I see Brian from high school band (the nice one who walked to school everyday carrying his tuba), so I say hi and give him a big ol hug, and he's looking like he wants to talk and catch up, but I say I have to go because I'm with that guy, Brian looked upset and walks away and I try to shout Merry Christmas but I can't. I think Jeff was there too. So I turn and can't find the guy, and I can't find the apartment either. Get really lost, some chick finally helps me but I think I woke up before getting to the door.

Me and Robert and Chris were all at the mall and we went into this store that sold tea, and they had free samples. SO as I was getting a sample, I saw one of the band members from walter the orange ocean, and we started talking about school and junk. Then I went to check on Chris and Robert, and Robert was teaching Chris to play the harmonica.

Earlier I dreamt that I was at some music clinic where Steve Vai was a guest teacher. I got all excited about it, then a bunch of weird shit happened involving me making kolaches and that's all I remember.

HORRIBLE wedding dream

- one where me and Robert were having sex against the wall in a shower, and he said some thing like I was "bloody hot" lol

- one where I dreamt that I was dreaming, and right before I woke up in the dream, I tried to fart, but I shit my pants...so I had a FA and felt the back of my undies and sure enough, there was a lemon sized terd in there...then I woke up for real and there was nothing there WHAT A CRAPPY DREAM HAHAAHHAAlollolosdjfsiodfhsduhfsdhf +snort+

- then the one where we had to make Harry Potter dioramas, and I took someone's and changed it up to make Harry and Ron gay and they were humping or something lol and I laughed but I think I upset the kid that made it

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
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- one where I dreamt that I was dreaming, and right before I woke up in the dream,I tried to fart, but I shit my pants...so I had a FA and felt the back of my undies and sure enough, there was a lemon sized terd in there...

Dream of the year HAHAHAH!!!!!

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
- one where I dreamt that I was dreaming, and right before I woke up in the dream, I tried to fart, but I shit my pants...so I had a FA and felt the back of my undies and sure enough, there was a lemon sized terd in there...then I woke up for real and there was nothing there WHAT A CRAPPY DREAM HAHAAHHAAlollolosdjfsiodfhsduhfsdhf +snort+

That must've been shitty (no pun intended. wait, the pun was intended).

- I was in Italy, and this local kid (who looked alot like Beef Jerky) was asking for money and other handouts. When he came up to me and held his hand out, I said "Ok, but only for something in return...do you know any magic tricks?" But the kid could only speak italian. I didn't know but a handful of words from opera and stuff, so all I could muster was "tu conosco magic? Abracadabra?" And he said "AH! Abracadabra, si si si si," and we ended up working out this whole show and performing it on stage, where he'd come out and tell the audience that he was going to sing opera. I stood off stage and sang while he mouthed the words and the audience (mostly full of American tourists) were flabbergasted.

Originally posted by SinofEnvy
That must've been shitty (no pun intended. wait, the pun was intended).

yes, you are a commodian

Hahaha, you have the most craziest dreams! I like'em!

hilarious

- one where I dreamt that I was dreaming, and right before I woke up in the dream, I tried to fart, but I shit my pants...so I had a FA and felt the back of my undies and sure enough, there was a lemon sized terd in there...then I woke up for real and there was nothing there WHAT A CRAPPY DREAM HAHAAHHAAlollolosdjfsiodfhsduhfsdhf +snort+[/b]

Yes Gez, DOTY!

I had a dream that pOOp kept calling me. We were friends and all, so I didn't mind too much, but it was like he needed to be on the phone with me constantly, and couldn't go for even like, 20 minutes without calling me.

lol.

pOOp.

Crazy Fun Weird Joe Dreams

All NON lucid, oh well. I can't remember how the first dream started, all I remember is I was moving to this city, which was this strange, mystical town in what kinda looked like the Alps. I just remember getting there, and it was just WOW. It looked like an old fashioned Austrian town in some parts, and fancy mansions in other parts...really quaint. There were hills and dales, emerald green with sparkling lush grass, but it was weird. Most of the town was covered in thick, glittery white snow. But the snow was warm to touch, and the temperature outside was like 70 degrees or something. And the snow didn't melt when you played with it. I grabbed a handful and the texture was like snow, it just wasn't cold nor did it melt. It was awesome! I keep having these weird snow dreams. Anyway, eventually the snow DID disappear except for the tops of some of the higher hills and mountains. This old guy who was my realestate agent, as well as on the town council, told me that it snows like that every now and then, then melts away. But you can still play with it if you go to the tops of the mountains. COOL! Then the agent got really serious and explained a very important golden rule of the town, that all new people needed to know: they didn't like alot of noise or commotion....it was to be constantly peaceful and quiet. Or something to that effect. So I was like "okay" then i walked around the town by myself, looking at all the different interesting houses. There was one really cute one by a small lake..it was all white and small and cute, with lots of big windows. Like the walls were mostly solid window. And there was a cute white painted dock that led to the water, and Drew Barrymoore was standing on it. It was her house, and she looked so cute and sweet. So then I was a guy and I decided that I wanted to marry her and live with her and she seemed fine with that. Was weird, we never did anything naughty, it was just more...comfortable. Anyway, the bathroom was WEIRD: it was a giant green shower and it flooded weird green water sometimes, , and the toilet was in the shower, and there were indentations in the shower wall where you could sit, including a really small one for a baby. So I saw the baby one and said "COOL, Chris can sit there." So we were talking about having Chris (my son irl) move in, but the town council was giving us grief about it because of "The Golden Rule".....golden schmolden Anyway that's all I remember from that dream, but this magical warm snow town appears as an afterlife in the next dream.

There was this big mean witch, and she killed me and sent me to this afterlife (same town from above), only now I also had powers, similar to those of a lucid dream, though I wasn't lucid. But I could change appearance at will, float, fly..all that jazz. I felt good. But I guess the big mean witch was hoping I'd be sad about being dead, so she showed me 3 pictures of different people, and told me "YOU decide which one is to die next, cackle cackle" This was horrible. The pictures were of Joe, my son, and another child. There was no way I could win, so I immediately thought that it would be 'wrongest' to kill children, and if I chose Joe, I could maybe try to explain it to him when he got to the afterlife, and beg his forgiveness...plus at the time, I felt pretty confident that I knew a way to send him back. So I chose Joe. Then BOOM suddenly we both had jobs flipping burgers in some greasy fast food joint....but here's the funny part: to Joe, it was normal, he didn't even know he had died. I still knew though, but chose not to say anything for the time being. I mean, how would that work: "Hey Joe, guess what...we're dead and it's my fault and this is the afterlife, wheeee." So there we are, all sweaty and bitching about work, when he said "Man, I wish we had jobs as secret agents." Then Joe's work clothes began to change into one of those suits like from the Matrix or MIB. Mine began to change too, and he really looked startled, so I explained about the witch. I was about to apologize but he was so excited about being a secret agent man now, that he was hardly even paying attention to me lol. So we step outside and there's a black limo, waiting for us. So we got in, and Joe was all excited, and giddy, and playing with all the buttons, but I still had crap to say. So the limo pulls out and starts to go to that same town from before. Joe is all smiling and playing with the windows, and I say "Look, I'm sorry I chose you, I just would have felt to guilty about killing a child you know? Plus I chose you for an entirely selfish reason as well. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend eternity in this place with you? And truthfully, I've been in love with you for as long as I remember knowing you..." I couldn't believe i said that lol, but he interrupted me and said "It's fine...this is really fun. Plus I may have harbored a feeling or two for you as well." Awwwwwwwwwwww. Then I just put my head on his shoulder and the dream changed a bit.

(Is that 'Secret Agent Man' song going through y'all's heads? It is for me, the whole time I'm typing this lol.)

Anyway, now we were on a local boy/girl soccer team in that same town. I mostly got the bench, which was fine because I just took alot of pictures of Joe playing. Man I can still see one clearly in my head, where Joe's about to get bombarded by a bunch of players, but he kicked the ball away from them JUST in time....very cool action shot. Then we took a break and went grocery shopping or something, and this time Joe sat on a bench in the store and took pictures of me pushing the cart? Weird, what's with the pictures. Then we went back to the practice field, which was near a child's playground. So we all goofed around there for a whil on the monkey bars and stuff. Then I'm talking to one of the other players, when I involuntarily start floating...and there's this REALLY weird sensation in my gut as it's happening. I only float up about 4 or 5 feet, and I just hover...but I'm freaking out and I want to grab on to something, but nothing's in reach. So I panic and ask the guy to go get Joe, who rushes up and gives me his hand. I grab his hand and feel better, and the weird sensation is gone, but he is unable to pull me to the ground. So I start to assess the situation and try to understand why this is happening and what could be causing it. So there we are, I'm floating in the air, and Joe has me by the hand (it must look like he's holding an Ophelia-shaped balloon), and I say "I guess it's because I need to eat more fish." Then I hear my son calling me in real life, and I begin to wake up, but I don't want to go....Joe lets go of my hand and I wake up.

~ The End

a couple days ago the dream with Joe at the movies






edit: just testing something (twice)

I LOVE FAST REPLYYYYYYYYYYY

anyway, Robert Plant and the blue hair dream...and that's all I remember

edit: oh yeah, and the one where Leo was given permission by icedawg to delete tutorials if he wished, and I had jsut written one, and Leo deleted it because he hates me, and I spent most of the dream BEGGING ice to take away Leo's mod powers.

horrible horrible HORRIBLE dream where I could breath underwater but Chris couldn't, and I kept trying to take him under with me, but I couldn't get him back up for some reason

it made me feel sick