Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

- the flying stink beetle I kept trying to smash with a rock, and it was trying to spray stink on me from it's butt, then I went lucid and smashed it with a rock

- blind lucidity for a few minutes, I tried to 'feel' for a sex partner, since I couldn't see, to no avail

- then I was in a scarborough faire like place, still lucid, was really back in time, everyone was destitute, and I was feeling guilty that I could have whatever I wanted (I think I was phasing between actually being lucid, and believing I was some kind of god), then I passed a booth with Troi working in it (guess she was the Faire's Counselor) and I told her my problem, she got angry with me and said "Why don't you just summon millions of dollars then and hand it out to everyone?" then she started to walk off. I guessed she had a headache and, remembering that I was lucid, I waved my hand and said "Boom, headache's gone" and she was happy again. Then I woke up.

- earlier I had a dream where Chris pooped in his diaper, then took off his diaper and rolled around in his poop, then came to me to clean him, and I could really smell the doodoo well in my dream

- the flying stink beetle I kept trying to smash with a rock, and it was trying to spray stink on me from it's butt, then I went lucid and smashed it with a rock

- blind lucidity for a few minutes, I tried to 'feel' for a sex partner, since I couldn't see, to no avail

- then I was in a scarborough faire like place, still lucid, was really back in time, everyone was destitute, and I was feeling guilty that I could have whatever I wanted (I think I was phasing between actually being lucid, and believing I was some kind of god), then I passed a booth with Troi working in it (guess she was the Faire's Counselor) and I told her my problem, she got angry with me and said "Why don't you just summon millions of dollars then and hand it out to everyone?" then she started to walk off. I guessed she had a headache and, remembering that I was lucid, I waved my hand and said "Boom, headache's gone" and she was happy again. Then I woke up.

- earlier I had a dream where Chris pooped in his diaper, then took off his diaper and rolled around in his poop, then came to me to clean him, and I could really smell the doodoo well in my dream

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/me snickers quietly in the shadows.

Haha.

Dammit! It's not funny! It REALLY hurt!!!

Have you ever lost YOUR legs in a dream and bled to death? No? Well, let me tell you, it's NOT FUN!!!





(Okay... it IS kinda funny. But it wasn't FUN. Just... ehrm... TRY not to do it again, mmmkay?)

Heheh. @ Matt
That'll teach you/Joe to be pushin Meth to the dream world kids while I'm around.

....but remember, vengance can still be yours.

Haha.

- I had one where I was pushing a luggage cart in an airport parking garage, and it slipped or something and I went off the ledge, hitting my lower back on the concrete on the way down. It swelled up and when ever you touched it, my body would tingle and go numb. And I could barely walk. It's like it fucked up my spinal cord or something. Then I woke up and actually had to feel my back to make sure it was ok.

- fighting with my grandpa

- edible candy-coated zinnia seeds (blech)

- the stroller, the groovy metallic space truck, the slut and her "I.D." and Robert's comment/joke about "Hey, shouldn't YOU be doing that?" lol

haha I dream about Robert's gayass british 'sense of humor'

last night was the first night in about a month that I slept the whole night without waking up once

I slept so hard I don't even remember any dreams heh

lotta weird dreams last night

I was with Joe and he didn't look well. (He also had his hair much longer, and wearing blue contact lenses). I asked him how he felt and he said "I'm fine!" really short and kinda irritated sounding. So I put my hand on his forehead to see if he had a temperature and he said even more angrily "I'm FINE!" So I was like "alRIGHT!" Then later, it was as if I was watching Joe on TV now instead of being with him. Me and Robert both watched him as some bad guy/girl (can't remember) broke into his house and held Joe hostage or something. He looked really scared, and finally the bad guy shot him. I couldn't tell where at first, and I was really worried so I asked Robert where the bullet got him. He said "Oh it's ok, see it's just in his shoulder, he won't bleed to death." And I said "But if the bullet hit his brachial artery, he could die in minutes." Then Joe had this weird syringe that he stuck under his chin, and injected whatever it was into his neck. Kinda clumsily though...he missed a few times, and some of the liquid squirted him in the face. I was under the impression that the fluid was something that would save his life.

Then I woke up because the bed was shaking (not gonna say why ) and so Robert and I were up for a couple hours. Then I fell back to sleep around 5am, and kept having these FA's about me and Robert having sex. The dream I remember the best was me begging him to have sex with me, and when he seemed like he wouldn't, I rolled over on my other side. Then he spooned me, but then gave me a little surprise sex anyway. It was really confusing because I kept having a hard time telling whether or not I was awake. I even had to ask Robert this morning to make sure. Oh and in the 'surprise sex' dream, I remember asking him "Are you wearing a condom? Or did you just shove it in there unprotected?" And he said "Oooo, you're all warm and fuzzy in there." And then I pretty much knew that was a dream. I remember though that it felt so good, that I kept waking up because my hips were pounding the bed lol. I was afraid that would wake up Robert but it didn't.

- missing the flight: Me and my family were all flying to MA to visit my stepdad's family. They were going on a completely different flight at a different terminal than me. I had Chris AND some infant, but only one ticket, and for some reason at the gate they said I could only bring Chris and not the infant, so I said PLEASE hold the flight for 5 minutes, and I'll run the infant over to my mom who's at another terminal, and I'll be RIGHT BACK!" And I left Chris there while I went to go find my parents. I ran and ran, but after running for like 4 minutes I knew I wouldn't find them, and I needed to get back to Chris. Then I couldn't find my way back, and I was freaking out. Then I found an office that was fairly high up in the airpost, overlooking the ocean (???), and there were 3 executive male employees of the airport in there, chortling about god knows what. One of them looked rather smug. I begged them to help me find Gate 19. I was now afraid that they might have put Chris on the flight anyway, and that they would just take off without me. They were like "Just step outside on the balcony over the water there, and you'll find it." So I did that, but it took me to some place outside that was way above my plane, and it was already taking off!!! So then I ran back into the office all "WTF?!?!?!?" And the smug one just handed me a brochure and said they have teriffic psychiatric facilities at this airport for me, should I require them. So I ran out and kept running, about to cry because I missed my flight, couldn't find my family, and had no clue if I lost Chris or not. By now the infant was no longer there, he just kinda got written out of the story or something heh. I went down an escalator and I saw my MOM!!!!!!! I ran to her and said "WHERE'S CHRIS DO YOU HAVE HIM?!?!?" Knowing full well that there would have been no way for her to know to get him. And she said yes. And the infant was there too. And now we were all flying there together and all was well. Dang.

- then I woke up and here's part 2, at my grandma E's: We'ere all at grandma's, and she's doing alot of cooking and stuff while we wait for my cousins to arrive (who, incidentally, ended up NOT looking like my cousins, but rather these kids I knew in Sepulveda, CA). But everytime I tried to help her cook, stuff would just go wrong and I ended up destroying stuff, so I gave up. One of my cousins had gone out and bought a shit load of beer, ales...lots of good stuff. And a 6-pack of one of my favorites: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. So we were all drinking and having a good time. At one point we were watching the news, and the news person mentioned something about Tornado Joe, then something about Twisters, so I thought "Hrmm, better do a reality check" but I was so sure it was not a dream that it didn't work. Fuck all. Then something about the baby hurting his foot, then someone drank my last pale ale which REALLY pissed me off, then I woke up.

this was stressful as hell just typing it out!

Have I ever told you how delightfully crazy I think your dreams are?

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
someone drank my last pale ale which REALLY pissed me off

That sucks. Don't you just hate that? It was probably one of those people who brings cheap, nasty beer to parties, then proceeds to drink everyone else's expensive, delicious beer.

- something about cooking something with strawberries with Giada De Laurentis

Originally posted by Lomebririon
Have I ever told you how delightfully crazy I think your dreams are?

we misses you :pout:

"We're done"

wow ophelia, ur avatar scares me mucho lol

went spontaneously lucid last night, all I remember was I was moving quite fast through space, and I tried to slow down so I could do something fun

vision was really blurry and I couldn't focus or gain control, so I shouted "more lucidity!!" and even spun around, and then some blue and green scenery began to come into focus a bit, then I lost it and woke up

milky way

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
- something about cooking something with strawberries with Giada De Laurentis

Is her face stuck like that?

Originally posted by Courtney


Is her face stuck like that?

I think I might have a permanent "shit eatin grin" on my face too if I had my own show and were as rich as she is

Botox overdose, perhaps...? Either that or she's walkin around with her boyfriend's detachable penis up in her ass.

No seriously, she's kinda creepy.

anyway.....

Onieronaut dream last night....weird one O_o... I guess me and Robert and Chris were living at my mom's now. Mom went out of town so Robert and I got the master bedroom. First things first, I gotta describe my parent's bed: it's a king sized water bed, with a fancy wood frame, and a wooden canopy with MIRRORS on it. So yeah, they can watch themselves in bed. And yeah, that's haunted me for years, ever since they bought it (some 20 years ago). ANYway, in the dream, Onieronaut was going to come to Dallas in a couple days, and we agreed to meet at my folks place and have sex in that bed. So I explained that to Robert, and he helped me clean up the place for the next couple days, and prepare for O's arrival. He even messed with the bed, adjusting the frame so that the mirrors were perfectly parallel to the bed. FINALLY at some point just before O was gonna show up, I just kinda snapped, then turned to Robert and said "Oh...my...GOD. I've invited some guy to come over and have sex with me, and you're just gonna take it? Are we out of our minds?!?!?!?!" And he was like "Well, yeah, it bothered me, but I didn't want to make you mad, so I thought I would help or something." I then told him that this was crazy stupid, don't know what we were thinking, and that I'd explain it to O. Then O showed up (looking ALL wrong...my subconscious got lazy I guess), and he approached me with this kinda twinkle in his eye, and I knew what it meant, and I said "I'm sorry man, I don't want to hurt Robert. We'll have to make this visit a friendly one." Something like that. That's all I remember.

Hahaha. If I didn't have the utmost respect for faithful women, I'd be giving you a peice of my mind, right about now.

Lol.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
- something about cooking something with strawberries with Giada De Laurentis

This lady is under alien control. Her necklace is a small piece of Element 15 which they use to send radiowaves to control her. The show is simply a cover while she breeds hybrids in her basement. When people get suspicious the space brothers just turn up the smile to 100%.

You didnt see anything, I wasnt here!

Josh and the pictures and the church and the Greek chic and the picture shredders and the saved pictures and the meeting with Josh and the emotional hangover THE END