Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

What a tricked out dream! I'm going to be looking at my hands more often and hoping I don't see anything unnatural like before.

Congrats on your latest lucid Ophelia

The guy in the elevator. I was back at ETSU...and Chad Whatsit from high school was there too. Anyway, there was a bunch of us trying to get into the 4 elevators at once. I saw a cute guy who looked like a junior or a senior and, just to be a flirt, I said "Oh my god you have to come with me right now into this elevator, QUICK your life may depend on it!!" So I grabbed him by his green jacket and yanked him into one of the elevators. Chad was in there, and he was macking down on Stephanie (I think she would have gone for him in real life, he was so her type back then.) Anyway, so we 4 were the only ones in there. Chad had Steph pinned against the elevator wall, so I looked at my guy (I 'think' his name was Michael, but I've never seen him before), who was looking a bit bewildered. I told him that the reason I pulled him into the elevator was because it was a crime for him to wear his shirt buttoned all the way up, and I began to undo the top few so I could play with his chest hair. Then I said it was a life or death matter that we get his pants off lol. Then he said something about being a virgin but I didn't care. We did it standing up against the elevator wall, and it was over pretty quick. We got out of the elevator and he asked me to walk him to his dorm building. As we were walking I confessed to him that from the moment I saw him, I wanted him and I take what I want yadda yadda. But then I wondered if he was younger than I thought, since he had been a virgin and all. He said 18. I said SHUT UP!!! I thought you were in your 20s!!!!! He just kinda shrugged and grinned. Then it happened: I started falling for this guy. Anyway, we got to the lobby of his dorm, and he went up to the front desk to ask for his mail or something. He whispered something to the RA working the desk, and the RA handed him a golden pendant/keychain looking thing. I asked what it was, and he beamed, saying that all freshmen who get laid their first year receive one. I laughed. Damn I was in love. Anyway as we're walking to his room, I'm thinking of all the fun experimental sex we get to have, since he knows NOTHING about it and i get to teach him everything. So we get to his room and Chad and Steph are in there...guess Chad is his roommate. Then we all start talking about what we're gonna make for dinner or something, and there's SOOOO fucking much detail on that subject that it's starting to piss me off, because I want to get back to the sexing. DAMN if only I had been lucid. Then I woke up because Chris STILL has a cold and it keeps waking him up. I was actually kinda sad when I woke up...sad that I won't see my little freshman again. Well, I guess I could in my next LD, but...seems like a waste of an LD I mean he was just a piece of ass anyway.

Kinda looked like this guy:


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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I saw a cute guy who looked like a junior or a senior and, just to be a flirt, I said "Oh my god you have to come with me right now into this elevator, QUICK your life may depend on it!!" So I grabbed him by his green jacket and yanked him into one of the elevators.

Hahahaha. I like your style.

Steve Mann ?????????

- 2 nights ago the one with Simon Cowel and then later John Denver then later the bar with the across-the-street bagel hut where you could order a custom bagel and they'd deliver it to you at the bar

- last night the one where Robert and Jana HAD actually had a child (pictures) and when I asked where is he Robert said in a hotel in Düsseldorf and they named him Robert Murphy Something Edwards and I was maaaaaaaaaaad that he kept that from me and I wondered what other big things he was keeping from me. And mad that he doesn't keep in touch with his son same as Arturo same as my dad.

I dreamt about Tornado Joe, and he was driving this giant tractor thing on what looked like an airport runway, and I was running to try and catch up. At first it seemed like he wouldn't stop or slow down, but then he did and helped me up on to the tractor with him, but he seemed a little disappointed about it.[/b]

Of course I was disappointed, I would have rather been in a convertible! (or pickup with a large flat-bed )

...and I wondered what other big things he was keeping from me[/b]

Ehhh... well at least you have access to the one big thing that really counts

- 2 nights ago I dreamt that I worked at Braum's, which then turned into a Calloway's nursery, and I had a tiny white kitten there too, then when I came home, Robert surprised me by buying that white wysteria tree we saw at Lowe's, and it was already in full bloom. bountiful blossoms billowed over the fence, and I just buried my face in them and the feel and the smell was so real (eyes closed)

- last night, had LD...can't remember how it started, but once i realised I was lucid, I went to the hall bathroom mirror to look at myself, and this time it was a flawless copy of myself in the reflection: no weird eyes or acid-trippy effects...just, me. Then I remembered that yesterday I thought it would be an odd but interesting task to see if I could grow a wysteria vince from my arm. So, while looking at my reflection, I stuck my arm out and 'pushed' for lack of a better word. Then a tiny green stem began to grow out of my arm, with a tiny wysteria blossom at the end. Then the dream ended I guess, I have no memory of it ending, or changing, or losing lucidity or even waking up. I think it's an issue of recall, as I've been a bit haphazard with my journal lately.

- then I woke up and fell back to sleep and had that fucked up annoying dream about CT, then the 'Alleluja' concert, then Andrew Doyle again, and finally, the Cylons.

didn't sleep much last night kuz robert has baaaaad cold and kept me up so no dreams remembered

- Carl Ondrusek

- Mrs. Rendon (Sunnyvale Librarian..she had lost weight, WAAAY smaller britches now, and gorgeous hair)

- Robert spilled the etoufee and I had to clean it up while he went out to a bar, cleaned up most of it, was trying to deal with Chris and then the doorbell rang and Robert had come home in a taxi because he was too drunk to drive hom, and I shook the taxi driver's hand thinking it was jsut a casual introduction, and then he grabbed my arm and yanked me toward to cab. I was scared because I though he was going to hurt me, but he wanted to show me what was in there: 3 abandoned babies, one was an infant boy, sleeping, the other 2 were a bit older, girls, and they were sharing a carseat...they only had a diaper on and were sharing a little bottle too, no blanket or anything, and one of them was cold and shaking and crying. The driver was hysterical..he said they were just "left" somewhere, and he didn't know what to do. So I ran inside the hose to make 3 bottles of warm milk, and get some blankets and extra clothes, but you know it was one of those dreams where EVERYthing went wrong so it was taking me forever and all I could think about was that one shivering baby. It kept making me wish I had brought them inside, and I thought about it...but I kept ketting torn between my maternal instincts, and the implications of bringing 3 unknown babies into our home etc etc annoying dream. Oh and one weird thing....even though Robert had already come inside the house (and he was still all dressed nice from going to the bar, I remember that), when I went to the cab and first saw those babies, there was another Robert, all sick looking and lying in the backseat, shivering under a blanket. He looked miserable.


I think I know what all this means: I'm feeling like I'm giving alot (in the emotional, nurturing sense), but I'm not really getting enough in return in that same sense. Like I'm trying to take care of everyone, but who's taking care of me? I've been feeling like that mroe and more lately, since Chris is getting mroe and more demanding, and Robert is always too tired after work to be emotionally nurturing. So I guess I have to get it from myself but that's hard for someone who's a narcissist. I have to get it from others lol. What have I taken on.

I remember one last night about putting a few glass beer mugs and pint glasses in the freezer (I do that irl for frosty mug sensation!), and in the dream I open the freezer, and they're all broken! I was worried about telling Robert about it because they were his, and he said it was probably because I put them to close to the door and it probably broke them when I closed the door on them. I remember feeling really guilty and defensive about it, even though he wasn't being mean in anyway.

Then the weird thing is this morning, I believed that it had really happened. I even had to check the freezer. And the past few days I've been having dreams about conversations with Robert that I believe happened for real and I have to ask him irl if we had that convo or not lol.

Too much booze I guess =/

Oh I remembered one more dream: me and Chris and Robert went to somebody's house, don't know who's. I think it was his ex wife's. Anyway, Sharon and Ryan were there, and so was Jana for some reason. So Sharon and Jana and Robert all start going up stairs to do something computer related, and I shook Sharon's hand (first time to meet her). Then I stayed downstairs to watch Chris and Ryan. Ryan was learning to speak really well, but still couldn't walk. He kept saying 'glasses' and wanted to take my glasses and play with them, so I let him. I remember feeling a bit not good at the whole idea of Robert being alone upstairs with an ex wife and an ex girlfriend heh. But nothing happened. Then me and Robert and Chris decided to walk to Whole Foods, where I was going to get a job as a pastry chef there. They had some New Castle beer there, and they just put out a pale ale. You could get 2 small bottles of New Castle Pale Ale for like, 2 bucks or something silly. So I bought them, thinking that if Robert wanted some beer too, he'd have just put it on the counter and I would have bought it for him. But later he was a little upset that I didn't ask him. I just said that I figured he didn't need for me to ask and that I'm not a mind reader. You want beer? Fine, get it and I'll buy it sheesh. Then later I said ok I could have been more polite and asked you if you wanted me to get you anything. Oh and it turns out we only walked partway to the whole foods, and caught an express trolley the rest of the way. But it cost $5 per person! Even for Chris!! So I had to pay $15 just to go a few blocks. That made us mad.

weird dream where I was karate kicking everyone's asses

I felt powerful though

LOTS of freaky weird dreams, had a rough weekend, including some rough food poisoning, so yeah, weird dreams

highlights included raping a mannequin, and having a fling with Smaug the Dragon

edit: oh yeah, I became lucid in the middle of the mannequin dream

Hey, welcome back -- haven't seen any "entries" in here in a while! (ok, so five days is a big deal with me )

Damn, food poisoning - that's harsh. Only one thing worse than food poisoning.... and that's having to rape a mannequin!

Did the mannequin screem "No! Pleasee no!" as you were raping him? Cuz if he did hes a crazy MoFo.

Originally posted by Barbizzle
Did the mannequin screem "No! Pleasee no!" as you were raping him? Cuz if he did hes a crazy MoFo.

lol well, no, kuz he was a mannequin

but I'd suspect he'd have a problem with it, since in the dream I was a 12 year old boy

=/

don't ask

oh HORRIBLE dream where I saw a goldfish in a bowl looking kinda unhappy with the murkiness of his water, so I went to change it out for him, but when I did, he accidentally got kinda squished between the bowl and my finger, and his head popped and squirted blood and goo all over the wall

I felt so shitty it was horrible

and I have to clean out Rusalka's bowl for the first time today..this'll be great for my nerves =/

mmmmmmmm

I keep dreaming about Robert every night, I miss him

tons of dream fragments too but I can't be bothered to list them

WOOHOO some lucid sex with Anakin Skywalker



The kissing was a bit uncomfortable because I had bad dry mouth. But it was still cool. It was another one of those dreams where I feel like I just woke up...but I know I'm still dreaming because I feel a guy on top of me ravishing my body. The only trouble with it is I know I'm about to wake up for real (I always have these dreams in the morning, just a few minutes before I wake up).

Oh well....

my GAWD what a crap load of brain garbage last night....slept for 11 hours though, maybe that's why

- glaced french fries and almost missing the plane
- con guy at airpot with curly hair preying on women
- hide out at old couple's place, and he shaved his head
- had to pretend I was his 'pcychotic sister' to keep them from calling the cops
- felt sorry for us and gave us money
- engaged to Barbizzle at big hotel
- got arrested because the con guy used the money for something illegal
- lost sofie
- found sofie
- weird sex with Robert
- trying to catch a cab and some others

I'll post mroe if I remember

Ophelia!! Is that you?
/me bursts into rays of light. The dream has ended and I go happily.

Ok Robert's been gone for 12 days now., and I've dreamt about him every single night. Except for one night where I didn't remember any dreams. ANyway, last night's was a real dooooozy:

I dreamt that Joe moved into a house across the street from us. And when Robert left for England, Joe and I started having an affair. I would go over to his house, and we'd just kinda make out a little bit, but he was always really hesitant. And I remember something where he was playfully kissing the back of my neck or something. At first though, it was like there was no Robert. Then I woke up, and for a few moments, I believed it had all happened, and started feeling guily that I had been unfaithful to Robert. Then I came to my senses a bit and thought to myself , "No, I didn't really cheat on Robert. I mean, I saw Joe and we kissed a little bit, but nothing more." It took me a few minutes before I fully believed that I had never even MET Joe lol.

Then I fell back to sleep, and the dream continued. More stuff with Joe, and always he was a little bit distant. And This time I realised that I was cheating on Robert. And I remember feeling bad about it, but at the same time not being able to stop. I went back and forth between "SHould I tell Robert or not? No I can't he said it's over if I ever cheated on him." Or I thought I should end this with Joe NOW. Then I thought I could have both someway. Then it came close to the time that Robert was supposed to return, and Joe had been staying over. He even had an electrical toothbrush he brought over that looked similar to Robert's. I told Joe that while Robert will be returning soon, I don't know what to do about the situation. Joe was like "let's just be friends". So while that made things more simple, I remember feeling sad about it. Like something was missing. He took his toothbrush and left.

I woke up again, and it took a little while to get back to sleep. The dream continued where I realised that Joe had taken Robert's toothbrush (on accident?) and left his own. And Robert was on his way home. So I ran to Joe's and explained that we needed to switch the toothbrushes back. And again, he was a little hesitant and unsure about everything. I had to prove to him that he had the wrong toothbrush. I was so scared of Robert finding out. But I finally got the right one. Then I woke up again.

In the final 'chapter' of this dream, Robert was still on his way home, and I was hanging out with these kids that I could only assume were some random DV members. One of them had a copy of what looked like someone's journal. I looked at it, and I could tell iit was Barbizzle's. And it turns out, that I had not only told Bizz about the affair with Joe, but he had written it down in his journal, and now these kids had a copy of it. I read what it said, which looked something like "I talked to Lisa today...she told me I have a new boyfriend, I have a new boyfriend!! " I was mortified! All I could think of was Robert coming home and finding out about this. I didn't know how these kids got a hold of Bizz's journal, or how they were planning on blackmailing me, if that was indeed their plan. SO I simply told them that it was a misunderstanding, and I grabbed the journal and ripped out the page that had the incriminating information. Then I felt a bit better, but not as great as I felt when I woke up and realised it was ALL a big dream, and I quit trying to go back to sleep because I didn't want to keep dreamign that depressing story. Then I called Robert heh.

He even had an electrical toothbrush he brought over that looked similar to Robert's. I told Joe that while Robert will be returning soon, I don't know what to do about the situation.

The dream continued where I realised that Joe had taken Robert's toothbrush (on accident?) and left his own. And Robert was on his way home. So I ran to Joe's and explained that we needed to switch the toothbrushes back. [/b]

Well Opheil, you can rest assured that the toothbrush in question is safe in it's rightful owner's hands.

Originally posted by Tornado Joe
Well Opheil, you can rest assured that the toothbrush in question is safe in it's rightful owner's hands.

<3

in my dream, Robert's toothbrush had green and white bristles as in real life, and yours had blue and white

quit being all psychic with me damnit

only had 4 hours sleep, don't recall any dreams