Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

As soon as we stepped out the door to go to his car, he mauled me on the ground. I was like "Ew FUCK get off me fag!" Oh and he was sick or something, and my mom had even extended an invitation for him to spend the night if he was too tired after dropping me off after the date. (This was back in time when I used to live with her by the way.) So I decide after driving with him for a few minutes that I want to go back home. Oh his eyes were all weird and wonky too. So we get back to my mom's and my mom, brother and his girlfriend were just finishing dinner, so I sit down with them to have some left overs (and to get away from smarmy bastard). But he's like all hovering over me. And he finally leans over me at one point and pukes on me. I'm all "CHRIST date's over."

Lmfao. Ophie, your dreams are trip!


Glad you're feelin better, too.

In real life, my cell phone got broken. It sorta kinda worked, but the problems included: it wouldn't ring or vibrate when someone called, so I had to check voicemail constantly. I could make calls and hear the other person, but they couldn't hear me. Also it would randomly start vibrating nonstop (shutup James ) and would only stop if I took out the battery and put it back in. And the battery would only stay charged for a few hours, then I had to recharge it. So yeah, my boyfriend replaced it the other day, but only after proving, after about a week, that the phone was basically useless.

So......last night I dreamt that he decided that the broken phone was 'good enough' so he made me take the new one back. Sometimes I really fucking hate my dreams.

4 false awakenings about the phone and the fight and Robert painting me a note on the wall

the 4th time I became lucid so we had sex but Chris woke me up AGAIN before I could cap =/

the one about where we were on a spaceship and the captain told everybody on the intercom thing that an alien had infiltrated the ship and he needed all hands to be on alert, while me and Bishop (some 8 year old kid) searched the ship. Problem was, we had no idea what it looked like. We only knew that it was somehow 'bad'. After alot of chaotic stuff, I remember Bishop was missing. I knew that the alien had abducted him. Later, Bishop returned, but he was acting weird. I picked him up and shook him, screaming "YOU'RE INSIDE OF HIM, AREN'T YOU?!?!?!??!?" and his skin turned bright red all over, and his mouth opened really big and a blinding light poured out from it, then a big white snake jumped out and tried to get away. I chased it around some corridors, and it took a path that I knew dead-ended, so I went around and locked all the doors that it could have possibly back tracked to. I finally cornered it in a room, and we started to talk about something but I forgot and that's all i remember

oh well, at least I caught the fucker.

haha, what a werid dream It would make a cute small movie.

I remembered my dream when I first woke up, then I forgot it in all this valentine's nonsense

incidentally, I received ALOT of chocolate, including my favorite Lindt Chocolate Truffles

massive choccorrhea, here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Round and Round the Boob
I dreamt that me and Robert went out to eat with some of his friends at this restaurant that also had a ballroom style dance floor. I remember that his exwife was there with her new man, and Robert's friend Aaron was there, but his girlfriend Karen wasn't. So we finished eating, then all of us went to the dance floor and started doing some kind of waltz crap thing. For some reason, in this particular waltz, you're supposed to keep switching partners. Like, the girl you're dancing with goes to the next guy and dances a bit, and you keep repeating that until you end back up with your original partner. So Robert and I were dancing a while, then it was time to move to the next guy, which happened to be Aaron. We started dancing, and I looked over at Robert because i was afraid he'd be jealous (because he tends to be irl), but he didn't seem to mind. So we danced a bit, and it was all fun and all, but just when it was time for me to go to the next guy, Aaron grabbed my breast. I was like "No you DIDN'T?!". And I spent the rest of the dream trying to decide how exactly to break it to Robert that one of his best friends made a pass at me. =/

Cylons go +Glub glub+
Dreamt that Robert's friend Jennifer was a cylon, and we were on this boat and soldiers were after her. But I knew she was really a good guy, so I needed to save her. We were about a mile off shore of this deserted tropical island, so I told her we had better jump for it. There was an issue though that her inner gears would make her too heavy and she would sink (I guess she was part robot/metal and not all flesh like those ones on TV), so I said I'd pull her to shore somehow. And I even remember thinking at that moment how we'd have to find food on the island and I was concerned about finding salt of all things lol. We went down to a lower level of the ship where there was a dock for smaller boats, and got ready to jump. I could see the coast from there. Then I looked at the water and I could see giant fish just meters below the surface of the water and I started to get nervous. I mean, I had to drag this robot in open water for a mile with god knows what swiming around below us the whole time. I began to fear sharks.

Don Yell
That's all I rememeber about that dream. In the next one I was married to a guy in the mob. And one of the other Dons was pissed at him about something, and was coming over to 'resolve' things. I knew there was a good chance we were going to both be blown away. We were eating lunch on the deck of our back yard (damn we had a mansion in what looked like Bel Aire heh) when our butler announced that the Don had arrived. I started gathering plates and utensils and even my 3" stilettos as weapons just in case haha. The Don started out by saying things to my husband like "I'm very very dissapointed in you..you've hurt me...you've really hurt me." My husband immediately started defending himself and getting angry. I thought that was NOT a good move, so I interrupted (knowing I'd probably get a slap for it later) and told my husband, "HEY...don't you speak to him that way....apologize to the man right now!!" And he looked at me for a moment, shocked, then got down on his knees and apologized to the Don profusely. Then all was well, and I didn't even get in trouble for all the lip.

I could envision that whole scene. You're very resourceful when it comes to weapons LOL. If that dream went longer perhaps you would've climbed that mobster ladder.

Edit: Oh yeah I forgot we had a whole arsenal of emoticons: A life of weddings and funerals and the occasional heist.

haha yeah, I know how to play the politics baby

Ooh yeah girl, run that game! 8)

more of those door-less bathroom stall dreams, and a really weird one about Jim Brady (back when he was still dating Mikey) and he found a picture that appeared to be me and Mikey messing around on the floor, and my friend Nikki masturbating naked in the background. She even had this tremendous puddle of I don't know what liquid beneath her, and nearby, what looked like a smear of poo. I said I swear to god I don't remember any of that! Fortunately, we were able to tell later where our faces had been superimposed on the bodies of other people in the picture via photoshop or something.

dang, me and my grodyass dreams

Dreamt me and Robert were pushing Chris along in his stroller, and Chris was playing with these cheap sunglasses I bought him. Then he dropped them, but I kept going because I didn't feel like picking them up AGAIN. Then I went lucid. Then I decided I would pick them up anyway since Chris was moaning about them, but I didn't feel like turning the stroller around, so I made them appear right in front of us, and I picked them up and gave them back to Chris. Then Robert said "HEY, you can't do that?!" and I said "It's my dream, I can do what ever I want!"

lol

way too schlonkered last night from my mom's birthday party, don't remember my dreams

I'm gonna take a nap though in a little bit and I'll try a WILD maybe

ps

Paul's Scrawl
Ok was kinda cool because I got meet PAUL SIMON. Was really neato. He was at some place doing a little concert and signing autographs. He didn't seem that impressed with me when he met me and started signing a CD I handed to him, but when I explained to him how I'm his biggest fan and what his music has done for me, he got all teary eyed. It was cool. And cheesy. But more cool than cheesy. Then I got the CD back but I couldn't read any of his writing lol. HELLO LUCIDITY =/

Adonis 3000
Anyway, then the dream changed. This one hit me kinda weird. I was at my gma and gpa's in Casper WY, only they weren't there. Just me and this blond-haired, blue-eyed Adonis. And the inside the place was totally redone in a kind of trendy neuvo style. The kitchen was all white and shiney with fancy equipment that looked like something out of Ultimate Kitchens. The dream was in the future, like a couple years or so. It was like I had left Robert for this guy or something. At one point I was standing on the 2nd floor balcony, looking out at Poplar Street and Mike Seedar Park, feeling a twang of guilt that I had hurt Robert. Then I went into the kitchen and started cooking coq au vin for Mystery Man. He looked a little bit familiar, but I can't place it yet. Then he went to another part of the house to find something for me, and called me on my cell phone to be all sweet or something. And Chris was there being bad in the kitchen heh. I looked at him at one point, telling him he had the most beautiful blue eyes I had ever seen. He didn't really look like Matt, Matt was short and his hair was different. But their eyes were similar. Anyway, we kissed and it felt so warm. You know, like those dream kisses where you totally think you're in love with a DC.

Anyway then I woke up. But I was able to WILD for a short period before Chris woke me up irl. I was able to summon the mystery Adonis, and we got to make out for a bit. Felt so awesome. But as I was kissing him (I even remember feeling a bit of dry mouth at first, that's how real it was) caressing his perfectly sculpted naked back side, he just dissolved. I hate when they fucking dissolve. They just quite literally, shrink and disappear. Then I thought I masturbated but it was an FA.

looked like that but with straighter hair

damnit

I knew I had dreams last night, but I forgot them already

might remember them later

UGHHHhhhh

/me is lazy

edit: I dreamt about me and chris in the freezer section of a grocery store looking at ice cream and frozen waffles and doughnuts, trying to decide which to buy. I was really hungry because I have been on a diet. I had one of those lindt truffles in my pocket and I bit 1/2, then felt guilty (and a bit sick from it) because I had broken my diet. Then I tried to give the 2nd half to Chris to eat, then something happened that I don't quite remember that made him fall and then he started making me mad then I kicked him. So then I felt doubly guilty. But I felt fantastic when I woke up that I had neither hurt Chris nor broken my diet in real life.

Last night was about that bat faced big bad guy from that lived in that high up cage like place in some parking garage. He was really bad and he was gonna kill us (me and some friends) but we were figuring out a way to escape. He had wine too. I think he was gonna eat us. Then later I saw someone in my mom's kitchen dressed the same as him, but with a normal face. It was then that I realised that he had 2 personalities: 1 normal and 1 with the bat faced mask that he wore to go kill people. Oh and he liked expensive cheese too heh. And the funny thing, one of the cheeses (I forget what it's called) is the same on my dad likes, and I've never heard of anyone eating it besides him. But the wine was a Chardonnay and my dad hates Chardonnay. Oh and later in the dream I called Robert "Dad" by mistake, but he said it was ok because he wanted me to call him that or something. Robert hates white wine fyi. Then something about my step dad ruining his suit at a conference out of town and I was there and had to help him fix it, and then some random dude drilling for something in my parents' waterbed. And he used made up geometrical terms but I forgot them.

had a party last night, didn't drink TONS, but drank enough, ands stayed up late enough so that I slept really really hard and I don't remember any dreams bleeeeeh

but I had fun so it was worth it

another That 70's Show dream about that Hyde dude...we were making out but I woke up before we could do it

then in another dream, Robert looked ALOT like this guy Marlow that I went to chef school with, and he was coming to surprise me for my "Unbirthday" lol...he brought 50 realllllyyyyyy long stem red roses, and was singing some love song, but I forgot what it was

another dream about being at OITH again and about to go on as Donna Anna (Cassandra was my cover this time), and I was about 30 seconds from my entrance when I realised that I didn't remember the role (it's been almost 6 years since I've done it lol)

I hate those dreams

then one about my mom and step-dad opening a restaurant up north somewhere like Montana, and I said "COOL! Can I be chef?" and my step-dad said "No, we already hired someone else" which pissed me off because I went to culinary school...I could have at least been a prep chef sheesh =/

another dream about being at OITH again and about to go on as Donna Anna (Cassandra was my cover this time), and I was about 30 seconds from my entrance when I realised that I didn't remember the role (it's been almost 6 years since I've done it lol) [/b]

You need to get your ass back up on stage, girl!

.................. .................... <--Opheil
O=================O <-- stage

<---- DV members

LMAO JOE!

awwwww, you even got Leo there in the back row

(j/k L-man, you know I ruvz ya)