Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

In the past week here are the dreams I remember. I'll post more if I remember more:

- the one with the banquet where they served prawns and an aborted (yet still living and crying) fetus over linguini and I ran out and plugged my ears so I couldn't hear it scream as they hacked into it

- the LD where I summed Lome and boinked him (old habits die hard )

- Chris and the attacking spider from hell

had a semi lucid where I dreamt I was tripping on acid and went to look in the mirror and when I did, I looked like a young Whitney Houston. Scared me so bad to see a random black chic staring back at me where my reflection should be that I screamed and hid. Then I thought, "Oh it's ok I'm just dreaming, or tripping, or both I can't remember." Then I went back to the mirror and started doing Whitney impersonations and debating going on American Idol. Then I noticed I looked like myself in some mirrors, and Whitney in other mirrors, then I woke up.

Also a sex dream with Tom Cruise ( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ) and some other shit I can't remember

Dam, you have so many sex dreams... What are you taking, you should share ti will all of us.

Originally posted by Barbizzle
Dam, you have so many sex dreams... What are you taking, you should share ti will all of us.

hah! you know what? I NEVER had these many sex dreams until I joined DV, so I blame Seeker and icedawg...

nah, but really, maybe it's just because after joining, I improved my recall so much that I am actually just remembering more sex dreams

it's either that or the 11 hits of acid I do everynight

T's either that or the 11 hits of acid I do every night [/b]

O_o, now, the hardest thing i can picture you doing is bottle of wine and some chocolate -

god damn I had a bunch of weird dreams last night (slept 12 hours ), none lucid though

- those dorks trying to fix a train track in mid air...AS a train was coming

- ETSU and aquarium and orpheus dying again only to be accidentally replaced by:

(except mine was all blue)


and the fish that ate the fish that ate the fish etc

oh and the guy with the blue eyes that I met at some weird church that I kept trying to flirt with looked alot like the dude from procode but with lighter hair

long ass Josh dream

details later

I vaguely remember dreaming about me and Robert making out

He was on top of me and I think I had my tongue further down his throat than I ever have with anyone before in my whole life

a very odd sensation

then I remember grabbing his ass and telling him that he was making me horney then we snogged some more then I woke up

k aliens and water snakes and the aliens wanted her/me to go to this boat on this designated bay so they could beam her/me up...turns out the aliens were a bunch of drag-queen looking things that needed a director for their space musical

and something pleasant with Robert but I can't remember

had another LSD dream, never got lucid though

I was hanging out with Mikey again, and it looks like we were in college again. We hooked up with this guy who was selling what we thought were sheets of acid, but they looked more like the sugar cube version, but they were all broken up. So I bought 12, thinking it would give me some left over to share with Kaniaz later.

So me and Mikey each took a hit, then I remember thinking we'd have to wait a while for it to kick in. Then later that night, I wasn't feeling any effects, but Mikey ran up to me and said "Holy shit Lisa, LOOK!! I can stick my hand through the wall" and he did just that. Then I did the same thing, then we started tipping over buildings and crap, knowing full well that it was just the effects of the drug.

The cool thing about tripping in dreams is I don't feel gittery. Just the hallucinations without any side effects. Well unless you count hallucinations as a side effect, but that's the point.

The End.

dreamt about carl again, this time I confronted him but I can't remember what was said

also a make-out session with Jerry Levine a la Casual Sex?

he was damn hot in that movie

OH JOE
I dreamt there was another lucid convention in Hawaii (probably dreamt that because I saw the post about it) and I went. But it started out as a culinary convention. So alot of boring crap happened, long story short, I was sitting in a lecture that was kinda lame, and talking to these 2 girls and bragging about DV when I realized I forgot my DV business cards! I was so depressed about it, but then I told them "Oh it's ok, Tornado Joe is coming to this convention, and I'm sure he'll have brought some cards." Then I looked out the big window and I could see the window of the building across from us, and Joe was there. Sporting a ginormous beard. I waved, trying to get his attention, but he didn't see me. So I just sat down at the window, watching with a smile on my face as he did some kind of goofy jig by these other guys. Finally he looked at the window, checking his reflection or something, and then saw me watching and waved. he made a motion like he wanted me to open the window (even though we were like 15 stories up for some reason), and an entire pane of glass fell out and crashed onto the street below. I almost fell. Then I tried to open another window but it was all messed up. I was about to give up, then I saw Joe race out of the place he was in, and appeared in the convention hall I was in. Then it was all Hey Joe omg yay blah blah embarrassing hug and crap. He had these strange emerald green contact lenses in, oh and no beard! Apparently this convention was during halloween and he had borrowed the beard from someone else then gave it back or something. And his facial hair was gone. And he was like 6 ' 2" lol. Anyway, he was doing an Elvis interpretation for me, and I said "I thought your eyes were dark brown." Then we got some bagels and I woke up. Oh and both times we hugged, he grabbed my right butt cheek. I so didn't mind either

The End

oh and making peace with Michael Trundel

He had these strange emerald green contact lenses in[/b]

You know, I've considered getting those a while back - how did they look?

And he was like 6 ' 2\"[/b]

Yep... only in dreams

Oh and both times we hugged, he grabbed my right butt cheek[/b]

Hmm... well I'm right-handed so it's more likely I'd grab your left cheek - ah, who am I kiddin, I'd sample them BOTH

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Oh and both times we hugged, he grabbed my right butt cheek

Hmm... well I'm right-handed so it's more likely I'd grab your left cheek - ah, who am I kiddin, I'd sample them BOTH

I MEANT LEFT I really meant left I swear it, haha

but that's cool that you don't neglect one side over the other

You wouldn't want to piss off the other cheek. They get sultry

lots of fucked up sex dreams, and one lucid dream

- Sting and the french faux pas and the apology
- chef tom (LD)
- Robert and the playboys (2 FAs)
- unexpected 3some
- the pee pee hand job

- unexpected 3some
- the pee pee hand job *
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rofl. no way. How was it?

- baby snapping turtles

Originally posted by Placebo

- unexpected 3some
- the pee pee hand job

rofl. no way. How was it?[/b]

You want the details? alriiiight.....

The 'unexpected 3some' was kinda funny actually. I kept having these false awakenings where I'd think I just woke up, and I'd hear Robert grab a playboy magazine and lay it on me and flip through the pages. This happened a couple times before I finally said "Ok that's enough, let's do it." So I rolled over and started kissing him, but then I felt someone else....ehem..... 'enter' the situation from behind me. Who wasn't Robert. And Robert said "Well, I thought you'd like another guy to join." Couldn't argue with that. But I woke up for real when I started getting really excited.

The 'peepee' hand job was just......odd. I dreamt that I started giving Robert a hand job, when all of a sudden he said "Oh my god, did you just pee?!?!" And I was like..."No way," but then I looked down at where I was touching him, and my cupped hand was full of urine. So I said "OMG YOU just peed man!!!!" And he looked down and said "Well......it's because you don't know how to do it right!" Then he got mad and left the room and it was reallyawkward for a while. MAN was I happy to wake up from that one lol!

I dreamt that I started giving Robert a hand job.......And he looked down and said \"Well......it's because you don't know how to do it right!\"[/b]

Well, honestly - I just don't see why a man would want a woman to give him a hand job. I mean, it's kinda like a plumber having an electrician fix his faucet!

Originally posted by Tornado Joe

I dreamt that I started giving Robert a hand job.......And he looked down and said \"Well......it's because you don't know how to do it right!\"

Well, honestly - I just don't see why a man would want a woman to give him a hand job. I mean, it's kinda like a plumber having an electrician fix his faucet! [/b]

It's funny you say that, because he actually prefers handjobs to blow jobs

I think that's weird, but he said it was because of bad experiences involving teeth

Why is it that I get so horny when you talk about sex with Robert.......

Well, keep up the good work I guess

hehe. See now, the details were much more amusing
BTW, I have a politically incorrect joke for you - Why did Elton John get upset with his lover? He found out he was having sex behind his back

man, I slept like a friggin brick last night, I don't remember squat dreams

Originally posted by Placebo
Why did Elton John get upset with his lover? He found out he was having sex behind his back

haha cheesy

but it made me laugh thanks

errrgh can't remember dreams again

when I sleep really hard, like I remember my head hitting the pillow but not much after that, then it's morning...I hardly ever remember my dreams