Ophelia's Book O' Fun

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Originally posted by Tornado Joe+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tornado Joe)</div>

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er, worse - a comedic safe sex dream? :wtf:[/b]

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Baby, trust me, the dream in its entirety was far from comedic. We had a damn fine time. That was the overall feeling when I woke up. And another cool part was that you looked EXACTLY like you do irl. Normally my dreams morph people's appearances, but you were dead on. Was very realistic.

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Hey, I never was in any Ophelia sex dream....*pout* whats the deal Ophe'? :P

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Kuz I don't know what you look like ho. ;) Besides, Joe is technically my dreamsign.

Placebo, I love you. Now fix your frikkin sig already damnit before I make you a scary one. (Didn't we have a discussion about this last year? Seems like it was you. Tsk tsk.)

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I remember no dreams, I lost my cat Siegie last night and I was worrying too much all night to sleep well. But he's back today so maybe I can finally get my recall back up soon. Though 2 nights ago I think I remember dreaming about masturbating with a cup (no clue there).

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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

Placebo, I love you. Now fix your frikkin sig already damnit before I make you a scary one. (Didn't we have a discussion about this last year? Seems like it was you. Tsk tsk.)

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Hehe, done ;)
That probably was me, I had a number of scary ones including the rotting fungus foot and the pornographic bunny :D

*Imagines Ophie masturbating with a cup*

ANOTHER LUCID DREAM FINALLY YAY!!!

What a great way to start off my birthday. :teeth: At first, I had a really retarded non-lucid dream about Robert, that it was the day of my birthday, and he gave me my presents to open. They were both small, and he said to open the smaller one first. So I opened it and it was a small velvet ring box. I was like "omfg no way," but when I opened the box, it was empty. THEN he took my right hand (odd) knelt in front of me, and opened the second box for me, and pulled out a very strange black onyx and silver ring, and began trying to shove it on the ring finger of my right hand. I remember thinking "wrong hand silly, oh well, I won't interrupt." I knew right away since he chose my right hand, and the ring wasn't a diamond, that this wasn't a proposal of marriage. But he started saying weird things as he began pulling more odd rings out of the second box. But I couldn't understand what he was saying, something along the lines of "one day when we DO decide to get married blah blah so this ring is a promise (or something) blah blah." Then he started putting the other funky rings on me. They were horrible lol. Then he went off to do stuff with his family who were visiting, and I remember being so angry with him because he didn't properly explain the rings. Long story short I went to lie down, and I looked at the rings which kept changing everytime I looked at them, so I became lucid...

I did what I always do at the point of lucidity, and that's begin to fly around. I could feel my dream eyes closing. I tried to force them back open, because it's hard to enjoy a lucid dream when you can't see (I HATE that shit). Then I had a moment of brilliance: I thought to go to the bathroom and have a look in the mirror. I love doing that. I always look about 90% like me, but there's always something wrong with my eyes. This time they were too small, and kinda yellow green in color. Then I heard Chris cry in my dream, and I wasn't sure if it was real or not, so I got him and flew around with him a bit. So, for fear of losing lucidity, I went to the mirror again. Same thing. I did the finger thru palm, just for kicks (it feels SOOO gross when I do it). My finger even smelled gross after I pulled it out. Then I tried to remember Seeker's tasks. I FINALLY remembered we discussed laying an egg and hatching it, so I immediately started pushing. :P But pretty soon I felt like I would pee my pants, and I was afraid I'd wet the bed for real (not smart when you share a bed with someone), so I decided to try it on the toilet. Which is silly when I think about it now because it was a dream toilet, I would have still wet the bed for real lmao. Anyway, then I woke up.

Fun dream though. What I learned: mirror checks are a fantastic was to increase and sustain lucidity. I just kept going back to the mirror. I must have done it 4 times total. The last time, I looked almost 100% correct. Pretty cool how your subconscious can do that.

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Originally posted by Placebo

Hehe, done ;)
That probably was me, I had a number of scary ones including the rotting fungus foot and the pornographic bunny :D

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Oh I said that because I kept seeing a broken image icon thing for your sig, I thought you were keeping it that way on purpose lol.

Honestly, I just never noticed it was broken :P
The image linked to the old staff FTP files :cry:

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Originally posted by Opheil
My finger even smelled gross after I pulled it out.

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sorry, I just had to - this one was SCREAMING for a comment. It's definitely DV Quotes material!!

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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
THEN he took my right hand (odd) knelt in front of me, and opened the second box for me, and pulled out a very strange black onyx and silver ring, and began trying to shove it on the ring finger of my right hand. I remember thinking \"wrong hand silly, oh well, I won't interrupt.\"

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^^ you're so thoughtful!

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Then he started putting the other funky rings on me. They were horrible lol. [/b]

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lol, I can imagine him pulling objects right out of thin air and wanting you to put them on.

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Long story short I went to lie down, and I looked at the rings which kept changing everytime I looked at them, so I became lucid...[/b]

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Nice! I'm sure your dream world became more stable once you became lucid.

Congrats Birthday Girl *xoxoxoxoxo* :party: :rainbow:

Ah crap, I forgot to post my dream this morning so I forgot most of it. All I remember was that horrid fight I had with my step dad about the video game, yelling and screaming at him, and then smearing cake all over him for revenge. And feeling fucked up and drained afterward.

Joyous. :?

Weird tooth crumbling and falling out dream again.

I had to learn to smile so that you couldn't tell a tooth was missing :P

Mike and Carolina make food requests: nothing with salt, and nothing canned "Robert, are you sure she isn't German?"

Something about the Japanese getting ready to unleash a new drug in America. Bunch of people getting killed over it. Then the bodies being dumped into the water. With some refrigerator magnets.

Then the one about packing up and leaving gma's in WY.

Ughhh HORRIBLE dream last night

I dreamt Robert was being all weird, so I just started acting like, well, I guess he didn't want me around anymore. So I started packing my things. Then he took notice of that and I asked "Do you want us to move out then?" And he just said "I don't care." Which hurt. Heh.

That's all I remember.

Yea that sounds like a pretty damn horrible nightmare. Unfortunately I can imagine that type of feeling. Well it must have been nice to wake up from it and know it was only a dream. :bliss: :happy:

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Originally posted by Merck
Well it must have been nice to wake up from it and know it was only a dream. :bliss: :happy:

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Oh it was :happy: :woohoo: :bliss: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

no dreams that I can remember

had more poopoo insomnia

Mr C.

The one with the moons and planets in the sky (I think I was on a foreign moon or planet) and one of the planets in the sky had 19 rings and it was supposedly some kind of record and it was breathtakingly gorgeous. And Barbizzle said "Please take pictures and send me!!" becausde I was talking to him on the phone while looking up at it.

Then the one where Robert lived with me and Chris at my mom's and we were fighting and he said he was moving out and he did then the next morning I saw that he had left his cat Rusty so I called him on his cell (OH and he-Robert seemed to be switching back and forth between being himself and Arturo) and I said "you left Rusty here" and he said he'd come get him then it was silent for a bit and I felt so much pain at losing him so I said "I really Love you Robert, will you please come back? Can't we work this out?" and he said "ok I miss you and love you too" and we worked it out and I was very happy because at one point in the dream after he'd left me, I realised I want him in my life more than anything else forever and ever amen. :P

I do love him.

Aww, now see? That is exactly why dreams are so freakin important. They're like a dress rehearsal for life, giving you the opportunity to experience things without having them happen.

And like the saying goes "You don't know what you got, till it's gone."

Oh yay, finaly i was in your dream, wlel my vocie anyways:P It soudned beautiful, and you know id ask for pics haha. It sounds somewhat parellel to when we talked over the summer when you wnet to Montana and there were beautiful ( and evil camera killing) ponds and mountins ;)

I love dreams with happy endings.

MR C MR C WHY YOU ALWAYS COME IN 3?
self explanatory

GRANDPA & TWIN
Visiting him in WY again with the aunt and the cousins per usual, looking at pictures of grandpa and his brother Hank. I could see how they looked alot alike.

POSH JOSH
Long time since I dreamt about Josh, was really weird. Started out with me googling for something interesting we could discuss so he wouldn't get bored with my company. Ended up reading something written by the same person who wrote Vagina Monologues, and he found it interesting enough to continue discussing over lunch at Blue Mesa. There were Monets on the wall there, and I commented on impressionism, and Josh said they weren't Monet's. Then I pointed that they in fact were Monets, and the one we were looking at was the one that had the 'moving' water. As I stood near it I could see my reflection in it even. I wondered how that was possible (hello lucidity, anybody home?!). We at brunch with Chris and discussed some doughnuts I had made and the drink with sangria (tobasco sauce HAHA) and the REAL Chris woke me up crying. Oh and something about rubbing Josh's back in the car on the way there and teasing him about how everyone finds him annoying.

WAMPYRES
Oh yeah and the one with me and Kate Blanchet as vampires. I had just turned into one and she was trying to help me hide from the sunlight because apparently I was too stupid to figure that out.

Oh no not another Michael dream. This one had Kelly in it, apologizing, and I said "it's ok" and kinda hugged her before she could finish apologizing. Siiiiiiiigh, ah well, It's been almost 10 years anyway. No point in holding that grudge so long, we're all different people now.

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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I had just turned into one and she was trying to help me hide from the sunlight because apparently I was too stupid to figure that out.

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ROFL :lol:
I see that dream had quite an impact on you, hence the avatar

About the 10 year old issue... wierd how something so old can still pop into your head, eh?
I read some stuff recently about scientists finally understanding that dreams are not all random, and how that works. It's based on your sense of motivation, reward/punishment, desire, will, etc.
Whatever is on your mind in regard to those aspects tends to pop into your dreams..

back in college

trying to avoid repeating a remedial math course by taking a placement exam

I totally just forgot my dream

I know it had a part where I dreamt I got up in the middle of the night and walked down the hall toward the living room and I had to pass a drag queen to get there. It was like "Excuse me" "Pardon me"

Ok gotta poop, maybe I'll remember more while I'm doing that.

Was a huge DV convention. Don't remember everyone who came, but I remember that the members just kept piling in. It was going to last about a week, so we opened a chocolate shake factory to make ends meet for the week. Adidas showed up late, dressed in drag. He was a bit stand-off-ish at first, but warmed up later.

Then the dream phased into another tour of DIE ZAUBERFLÖTE. I don't remember who the tenor and mezzo were, but adidas was the baritone. I remember thinking how funny it was to hear him sing opera. :P

Then I woke up. I didn't sleep much last night because Robert talks and screams in his sleep. =/