oh my god lol.
What. What.
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oh my god lol.
What. What.
in the navy
I was being recruited for some special ops in the military, but I had to complete a task first to show my worth. I forget the specifics, but the task had something to do with driving a boat so fast that I would start flying, a parachute, and a bird.
The joy of having to be monophasic...ARGH. But soon...soon I will be back to my normal schedule. :(
This is actually going to be slightly abridged, because I have to write another essay today, and I don't feel like writing an essay before I even write an essay.
Staked (James 3)
This dream was extremely long, and apparently it was in three parts, so I am having trouble remembering the beginning, but I was lucid.
I was following James down a dark cave. He was telling me important things, most of which I can't remember anymore. But we discussed three main things: I was to go on a mission. This mission was long, it was dangerous, and it could get scary at times. The gist of the mission was to locate a specific person in their dream and attack them.
"Cool," I thought. I'd already had a few lucid nightmares under my belt.
He continued to lead me down this dark cave until we entered a room with a dark, long winding staircase.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...-staircase.jpg
When we got to the bottom, we stood on the ledge of an underground lake full of green misty water.
"Charon!" James called out to the ferryman. This was weird, oh this was weird as hell (I'm so punny).
"Got a penny for the ferryman?" Charon asked. James scoffed and summoned two gold coins.
"Take her to the other side, she won't need a ride back," he then turned to me, "your team will be waiting for you."
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...43f2a86d30.jpg
I found myself in the middle of a bustling mall. I quickly found my team mates.
Our weapons of choice: glowing sky blue arrows and stakes. Interesting. We took a moment to look around the mall, trying to gather out who we were supposed to attack vs who was just a normal dream character. But it was seriously crowded here.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owded-mall.jpg
There were so many f'ing people. Nevertheless, we knew who we needed to attack. It was the people with the blue/black energy signatures. They seemed to be in the middle of everything, as if protected by the swarms of people.
One of my team mates shot an arrow at a random DC. The arrow hit, the DC fell to the ground, and then dematerialized. He raised an eyebrow, "and none of the DC's even notice?"
I tried the same. I pointed an arrow at a nearby DC and shot. The arrow impaled him. He looked up at me, as if annoyed. And then dematerialized.
No panic. No mass chaos. Creepy.
"Well...I guess we should get a move on, then?" I suggested to my team mates, who were all (not surprisingly) a little confused.
We converged: "So, I think that the DCs are guarding the people that we need to attack. I'm not sure if eliminating them will help, though it wouldn't hurt to find out."
We stalked the mall until we entered a small retail store with fewer people. One of our targets was there.
"We'll take the surrounding dream characters - you take the man," a team mate suggested to me.
Glowing blue arrows began to fly everywhere, illuminating the dark, mahogany room. I aimed my bow carefully and shot. My target turned around, a little stunned, and then laughed, pulling the arrow out of him.
"Not dead! NOT DEAD NOT DEAD!!" I yelled out. Mass confusion among my team mates. The target smiled wickedly. He raised his arms into the air, summoning something. Summoning his dream characters.
Suddenly, we were being ambushed by mobsters. Our team broke and flew in many different directions, but the mobsters flew too. FUCK.
I couldn't figure out why my shot hadn't killed him...but wait...THE STAKES. I reached into my bag and pulled out a white stake. Flying quickly, I located a target and fiercely swooped down in front of her, jamming the white stake into her heart. Blood gushed out from all directions and she collapsed. Nice.
"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" One of my team mates called from above me, pointing to the door. He had already rounded up everyone else. We raced out of the doors of the malls, still being chased by the flying mobsters. We flew through mazes of city trying to lose them - and eventually we did.
Me, being a very fast flyer, was up ahead with a different team mate. We decided to stop to let everyone else catch up.
"Hey, what are you laughing at?" He asked me with a smile, noticing that I was trying to hold back a laugh. We were waiting below some building and out of the window we heard music, but it was coming out all jumbled up and ridiculous. I was laughing at the dream.
"Pssshhh I bet you can't even dance to this," he laughed.
"Well! I probably can't!" I admitted. The song was so messed up, it was a mixture of Gangnam Style and Wiggle. He started trying to dance to it.
"I'm like, about 98.3% certain that's not how you do the Gangnam style!"
"Yeah, whatever, I was just being creative!" He laughed. Our team mates finally caught up to us and we regrouped.
"Okay - so, we have a few options. There is a layout to this dream I've noticed. It may seem endless, but its contained into sections. There is one part we haven't touched yet," he pointed to a map/directory.
"That looks pretty terrifying," I added, based on the picture. It was black with white scribbly writing.
"Yeah, but it's one of our last options."
We located the area in the dream and entered. It was a dark parking garage. Of course. I woke up. :(
abridged part: don't accept anything from DC, keeping the item with you keeps them alive (chocolate shop), more stakings, mass chaos erupts. moving sidewalk. everything definitely underground.
Op-Op-Op-Op. Oppa WIGGLE WIGGLE.
That part made me laugh hehehe.
We must be psychic, because I didn't even describe how the song went in my dream, and yet you automatically knew it word for word haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by KestrelKat
LOL REALLY??
I just started with Gangnam and inserted wiggles where it sounded like they would fit, haha!
I guess great minds think alike. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by KestrelKat
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ee3BUiBv5w
oh my buddha i need to sleep.
I slept like an hour and a half last night...so no recalled dreams from that. Took a 10 minute nap at 2pm and had this intricate dream about playing Dance Dance Revolution when suddenly being overcome with drunkenness.
HAHAHA.
Those are the two best wiggles on the whole internet
HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKERS
I was in a big city with Kestrel and a guy friend of mine, who we'll call Tyrone. We were at some sort of rave party. There were a lot of people there, but no one was dancing. Like usual, Kestrel and I didn't care and we were ripping apart the dance floor. :P
There were a couple toddlers running around. This was no place for a toddler! I scooped one of them up and went to find his mother. I started talking to her for awhile about children, when what I presume was one of the DJs comes over and says some rude remark about the children. I flip him off.
A lady comes up to me and says that she needs to talk to me outside. She looks forty or fifty, and is wearing an interesting leather halter top with a short leather skirt. I assume she's mad at me for flipping off the DJ, but we talk instead about other things. I tell her that I used to be a raver 3 or 4 years ago and she responds, "Oh, well, we'll have to deal with this in a more adult manner. I couldn't hurt one of my own."
"What's your name?" I ask her.
"Sonya."
So we walk around and talk more when we start hiring sirens. We look back to see that the police have raided the rave. She tells me to stay back, but I need to go find Kestrel and Tyrone.
I enter the party and start looking for them. There are a lot of people panicking and someone is carried out on a stretcher. I find them in the back of some weird UPS truck, freaking out about something.
"Where have you been???" Kestrel asks, panicking.
"I was just...er...outside," I respond.
"Did you drink the beer??" Tyrone asks.
"Er...I think I had some whiskey..."
"But did you have THE BEER?!" Kestrel asks.
"I don't know! Maybe?! Why?"
"IT WAS POISONED!" They say in unison.
"We gotta get out of here," Tyrone declares, "but first...meth." Tyrone randomly does meth.
"HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKERS!" He screams and takes the drivers seat. Suddenly, it's like we are in GTA. Tyrone is racing the UPS truck down the highway, hitting as many innocent bystanders as he can.
Tyrone hits a streetlight and we came to a stop.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...909/517582.jpg
The UPS truck, had it looked perfectly before it encountered us, was now decimated.
"POLICE! THIS IS THE POLICE!" We heard shouting and sirens all around us. Tyrone jumped out of the car and screamed, "THESE ARE MY HOSTAGES NOW!!!"
But we escaped, so it was all cool.
I went back to bed after an hour or two of being awake cause my training got canceled. 40 minute nap right here from hell:
Rough Nap :(
This dream is like...the reason why you do a reality check every time you wake up.
I "woke up." There was a chandelier in the middle of my room. It was swaying back and forth. Ugh. That's creepy. I got my camera so I could show Kestrel later, cause that thing was moving on its own. As I recorded the video, I looked into the display. Through the camera, I could see something pushing the chandelier back and forth. It looked like a dementor. :undecided:
I decided now was a good time to leave this room.
I "woke up." Ugh thank god, I thought. I sat up in bed. There was a chandelier in the middle of my room....swaying violently. WTF? I did a reality check...dreaming. Honestly, this is not how I wanted to spend a lucid dream. I sighed, and left the room immediately. The halls were really dark and it was hard to see. A cat ran past me. I heard a laugh.
I "woke up." Was this over yet? I did a reality check....dreaming. I needed to go find a dream character to hang out with. Maybe that would take my mind off of the creepiness of this entire dream. I waded through the dark hallway until I found the bathroom. There were some housemates in there. Good. I started talking to them about wonderful nothingness and my mind was happily distracted. That was, until it came and found us in the bathroom. A bleeding cat walked in the bathroom.
I "woke up." I could feel myself waking up in reality, but it was so hard to get up I felt glued. I felt myself being pushed back into the dream, or maybe I just never even left it. I did a reality check...dreaming. This was such bullshit. It's really easy to say, ohh but Zukin, just distract yourself, do something fun! No...lucid nighmares don't work like that. You can forget, but you haven't really forgotten. And when its an invisible fear like this, it's hard to fight. Anyways, I went downstairs to the living room. It was full of light. My crush was there, and that made me supper happy. I felt safe. I hugged him. I put my hand against the glass window, and willed the glass to slowly crack. Cracks originating from my hand slowly formed until the glass became too weak and I pushed my hand through. It was really beautiful and I did it a few more times. I was having fun with this, until I heard that desperate meowing.
The cat, still covered in blood, jumped through the cracked holes in the window. The cat looked at me, and it menacingly smiled. The cat fucking smiled a bloody toothy smile.
I "woke up." I did a reality check....dreaming. I left the room immediately, I wasn't even going to look to see if that creepy chandelier was still there. I walked through the halls until I found a fire extinguisher.
Foam, foam everywhere. Fuck you creepy ass chandelier-bloody-cat demon. Foam > you.
I played in the foam.
Holy shit that's a lot of false awakenings : O
And omg. "But first, METH." THAT DREAM. AHAH!
I only remember fragments.
1. This guy was my calculus teacher:
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...eeks-Memes.jpg
2. I was reading Kestrel's dream journal when I noticed that we had the exact same dream, it was something about riding in a car and then something else.
3. Walking through fields, fireworks
locksmiths
I was at a hotel of some sort when I saw Izam and some other guy working as room service. They were going room through room cleaning and talking about how they were dissatisfied with their job, how they liked their old jobs as locksmiths better, and how they were so angry that they were going to kill someone. I decided that this would be a great time not to be seen so I left the hotel immediately. Unfortunately I was spotted on the way out.
I started getting death threats from them and noticed that I was being stalked. Suddenly, the two of them were attacking me. I was racing around trying to get home before they reminded me that they were locksmiths who could also pick locks. Basically, they were going to kill me whether I made it home or not. I dialed 911 and and kept trying to get away. Something happened, maybe the cops took them? I forget, but for awhile I was safe. I had gotten a new apartment in a big city so that they couldn't find me anymore. But I remembered thinking that once they got back out of jail that I would have to live my life in fear again.
ants
Something about giant ants.
heissluftballon
My friend and I were trapped in Eastern Germany at some weird man's house. We were devising a scheme to escape, and came up with a golden plan: we were going to assemble a hot air balloon in our bedroom and when the time was right we were going to fly away.
The man kept coming in our room threatening that if we tried to escape that there would be consequences, so I'm not really sure how he didn't manage to see the construction of a hot air balloon. A lot of other people who wanted to escape started getting involved in our plans. Someone, who apparently had experience in hot air balloons, came over and warned us about the initial lift off. He said that there was a really high possibility that gas would be spilled on the first person causing severe burns.
When our balloon was complete, it was time for take off. We loaded our luggage into the balloon and took off.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...870296247P.jpg
eye surgery
I needed to have an operation done on my eye. I was to meet with a bunch of other people in a big room with a giant laser. It was explained to us that we would all be put under anesthetic simultaneously and then we would wake up and everything would be OK. There was a lot of chit chat in this dream, and by the end it was realized that nothing was even wrong with my eye and I didn't need any surgery.
more ants
more dreams about ants...
industrial
I took out my industrial bar and put in two rings instead.
mountain hostage
I was running a marathon in the middle of the mountains when we were intercepted and held hostage. We were blindfolded and lead across the mountain and raped. They tried to kill us but I escaped.
sleeping has been rough lately. I'm having a mental conflict between sleeping biphasically versus sleeping monophasically. If I sleep biphasic, I'm in a great mood because I'm well slept...however I just missed a large chunk of daytime. If I'm monophasic, I'm more productive (because I'm naturally more productive during the first half of the day) and I get to see civilization a little more. I've been so busy with summer school and studying for the PCAT I feel like a vampire :/. Kestrel, let's go to the beach. My PCAT is on a Friday morning...afterwards lets get drunk on a beach all day? Okay? <3 :)
Anyways...dreams dreams dreeeams
i don't like you back
I was with a housemate who told me that he liked me. I was taken aback by this, out of surprise. He tried to kiss me but I pulled away and told him that while he was a great guy, I didn't have the same feelings for him.
dinner
Our house was having a dinner together. The line was so long, I was waiting there forever. But there was so much food it was wonderful.
something scary
I forgot to write this one down so I wound up forgetting it, but I remember that it was scary and it really resembled the other night's hostage dream.
I got about an hour of sleep in my regular night-time core sleep, and am completely skipping my nap today, so no dreams were recalled.
I'm all for going to the beach :D
Also, you WOULD have a wonderful dream about food.
Booo the heat is making my sleep funny. :(
slept from 10pm to 10:40pm; from 12am to 2:30am; from 7:30am to 9:00am; from 12:30pm to 4pm
coffee and bars
I was getting coffee with a friend of mine and we were walking across campus. We went to a bar and hung out some more.
message from James
I got a strange message from James, can't repeat.
sex dream #1
Ménage à trois with this hunk:
http://i62.tinypic.com/1zzltvm.jpg
sex dream #2
Basically, it involved sex toys where they shouldn't be going.
waterpark with sister
I was in NYC at a waterpark with my sister and her boyfriend. There was an interesting really, really tall building with rafters that you could climb on, so I spent a long time up there defying death.
I slept so freaking good last night. I haven't slept this good since like, highschool.
clunker car
I was trying to drive my car, which is 22 years old, down the road. It wasn't working properly, like usual. Except this time, when I hit the brakes it acted as if I was hitting the acceleration. I sighed, and kept pushing on the brakes even though it was accelerating. The car finally stopped jerking and began to break. I may have hit a few people and ran a few red lights in this process.
airport toilets
I was with my family at the airport. We were waiting for someone, but I really had to pee. I found the nearest toilets, but apparently airport security had been taken to the next level. There were no dividers between the stalls. I put my hands up in frustration. But I really needed to pee.
no underwear
Another toilet dream, except I was at my house. I realized that I forgot to wear underwear to the toilet and had to run back to my room naked.
two rooms
I was renting two rooms instead of one, when I realized the absolute absurdity of this. My other room didn't even have a bed.
mattress
something about a mattress, a really big mattress.
I've turned reverse biphasic....The only way to fix this is to go monophasic for at least a week, since my biological clock seems absolutely determined that I will sleep from 7:30am to 9am, and then from 12:30pm to 4pm. It may work, but that's not how I want it to be! :(
No recalled dreams.
I slept a little last night, but not much. I think after tonight I'll be monophasic for awhile again.
working along
I was working at my old job at a grocery store. And that's about the extend of my recall last night. :|
http://i.imgur.com/vbZ6jV1.jpg
newly recalled:
weird larp
I was playing a weird LARP with some other people, where one person represented acetylcholine and the other players represented other neurotransmitters. It turned into a LARP with BB guns where I was being chased through campus. We were running through campus when we suddenly saw other people with guns. We weren't sure what we had walked into so we hid behind a wall. There was a weird shoot off going on. I may have been lucid here?
We ran back to the LARPing field when suddenly they called me over to them, pissed. Apparently I had accidentally hit their car with a BB gun and it left a huge dent. They made me go home.
I think I had a false awakening because I "woke up" and placed the LARP field on the dream cartography map.
storage closet
A housemate and I were looking for something in a storage closet. Turns out, there's like 1000 storage closets in this house. We went to a storage closet that used to be a room. I forget what we were looking for, but it had something to do with a canvas and art. We didn't find it there.
I didn't remember any dreams for last night, but I did have an old friend of mine tell me today that I came to them in a dream and inspired them to make a lifestyle change, so that's cool I guess.