Dreeeeeeams really do come truuuueee!! :bliss:
I haven't gotten more than four hours of sleep these past two nights, so I don't have anything to record.
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I went for a nap and then had this dream.
Twisted Fate
I was in a room, what appeared to be a historical hotel room. There were lots of original paintings in the room.
An old man was giving me a historical background about the room and its paintings.
I noticed something off about the paintings.
They seemed to change slightly. The expressions of the people in the paintings were sometimes different. I pointed this out to the old man, and he looked mildly alarmed, but then brushed it off as a trick of the eye.
I felt really drawn to a portrait of a noblesman.
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This picture was the picture that was also changing the most.
For just a second, I looked away. And when I looked back (cue scary sound effect :39)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQdUe91cYr8#t=0m38s
the painting of the noblesman had completely changed.
He now had a warped, disturbed, and evil look on his face. His eyebrows were arched and dark black.
And at the corner of the painting in purple was written
TWISTED FATE
The old man and I let out a gasp.
All of the people in the other paintings were now staring horrified at this demonic looking portrait. They're faces were stretched out, so horrified that it looked like their jaw would break off.
I have never woken up screaming, but this time I actually did.
Zukin is back from that short hiatus. :paranoid:
the internet says "no", constant dullaart 2008
Writing this post while this is going on. I think I'm going to vomit now.
I remember a long dream about being on an airline. I couldn't use my phone on the plane, because the screen wouldn't work or something. The plane was huge and its seats were all strange. I also had a dream about being back in the dorms and inside the cafeteria.
The other night I had a lucid, but woke up before anything happened.
edit: remembered another
Neanderthals
I was in a state park with a ranger. He was telling me of a legend about some kind of neanderthal/bigfoot creature that people occasionally saw. He told me that it was rare that people saw them and advised me to back away if I one approached me.
Well, later on that trail, one of those creatures appeared. The park ranger was trying to get the creature to go away but it seemed like it was trying to make communication with him.
I started talking to the creature, using a lot of hand motions. It seemed to understand basic words really well, and any other words were quickly clarified with hand gestures.
It invited me back to its house, were I was surprised to find out that he lived with a normal (human) family. Haha.
I totally bff'd bigfoot.
Shitteh recall
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Running Wild
I was sitting on the couch under a blanket reading a book, kind of dozing off into sleep.
I then thought to myself that 1) I fell asleep on my bed, not a couch. 2) This dream is taking place at day, when in reality it is still night. 3) I am not an avid reader.
I deduced that I must be dreaming. To seal the deal, I did a reality check.
I thought to myself about how vivid this dream was. There were many possibilities, but I wanted to do something unheard of.
I wanted to challenge myself. More specifically, I wanted to challenge my doubt.
If you've ever done something extremely risky in a lucid dream, you may have had the thought: but what if this isn't a dream. I wanted to put myself out there and challenge those thoughts that hold me back.
Therefore, I decided to go streaking. :D
Just as I was taking off my clothes, my mother came into the room.
"Hey, I'm taking off my clothes because -" I stopped mid-sentence before realizing that she wouldn't understand anyways and proceeded with undressing.
It was kind of weird to undress right beside her.
I stood naked on the porch. It was pouring rain, leaving muddy puddles in the grass.
I bolted out the door and felt the mud squish between my bare toes. The rain hit my skin as I continued and ran into the forest.
This sensation was absolutely exhilarating.
I couldn't believe how real everything felt. As I was running, I kept having to do reality checks just to make sure that I was actually dreaming.
I was thinking just as clear as I would think in waking life, and this only added to the vividness. I jumped over thorn bushes and splashed over puddles as I ran. An animalistic energy took hold of me and I felt like my spirit was being set free.
After I woke up from that, I decided that it was so worth it that I vowed to do it again sometime. :P
Street without a Street
I remember a short fragment about driving on a road and then making a left onto a street, but the street didn't actually have a road. It was just grass with a street sign on it.
If you kept following the "street" it would lead to an actual street and there was something really important about the house at the end of it.
Atras the Teacher
I was in a university class taught by an undergrad.
Our teacher was Atras.
He was teaching the class something about myths or new age. He pulled me aside because he wanted to show me some really interesting discoveries he made.
He showed me how many organic particles would form fractal patterns when diffused in water. This had a really important metaphysical significance, but I can't remember what.
The rest of the class got really interested in this as well.
His classroom looked pretty wicked. I think there was an alter at the far end.
Well, that escalated quickly.
My chemistry class was starting a couple weeks ahead of schedule, so I had to drive up to campus to go to this class. The professor told us that he would introduce himself tomorrow, but for today we would just review. He said that there would be a quiz at the end of every lecture after class. I found that this was going to be problematic for me, since I had other classes directly after.
After the class was over, I boarded a bus. The bus driver didn't wait for me to sit down though, and immediately sped up.
I grabbed onto a pole for dear life. The bus continued to accelerate down a steep hill and I was practically hanging on to this pole and my feet were in the air from the extreme gravitational forces.
The bus driver then lost control of the vehicle and drove into a lake.
And then we all died and I woke up. :|
Weed Pulling
I was pulling weeds in the flower garden when I noticed that quite a few of the "weeds" were actually carrots.
Heh. I guess I need to go into more detail when I write stuff in my journal.
Last night for one of my dreams I wrote "emotional, Ramenita (dafuq?), spy, restaurant"
No idea what that was about....So...moving on. :D
There's Bears Here?
I was chilling out in front of the woods near my backyard when I spotted a black bear and her cubs.
I didn't know there were bears here!
I put my dog back inside the house and told my mom. She said that they occasionally passed by.
We sat down in the back yard and watched them. And then it started snowing.
I thought, "snowing is a dream sign for me. It's August. Is this a dream?" And did a reality check. But it passed. :(
"I can't believe it's snowing in August!"
"Well, this is Michigan," my mother added.
I think our dog got out of the house again and started messing with the bears, which then caused the mother to get pissed off.
We decided to go back inside. As soon as we closed the door, we turned around and saw a giant back of bears running towards our house. Leading them, was Taylor Lautner dressed up as a native american. :?
Long Presentation
My school was having us go to a really long presentation done by some comedians. They made great use of the audience, and it kind of reminded me of those videos where people got involved in some kind of activity, but they didn't know they were actually being pranked.
Halfway through the show, they switched gears and decided to get on a more serious tone. I decided to leave the room at this point, since I heard it was really boring after this. I went into another large theater room and they were just beginning the same presentation except it was being done for a much younger audience. I decided to watch this one instead, cause it was be funny to see how young children reacted to this on stage.
I swear this dream felt like hours.
Atras and Being Emotional
Something really set me off and I was on an emotional rampage. I was getting pissed off at anything.
I was in a classroom and sitting down at the back. Atras had a friend with him, a young lady, and they were trying to strike up a conversation with me about what music I was listening to.
I told them to piss off.
:chuckle:
My Hair Straightener, the asparagus
I was running kind of late for work, so I decided that I would straighten my hair at work instead.
I tried plugging in my hair straightener, but it kept turning into an asparagus.
This was not working well at all.
BEHIND YOU!
I was in a dark room watching an author write a novel.
Suddenly, I see slenderman appear behind her.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i2...enderteeth.jpg
I try to warn her, but she can't hear me.
He then grabs her with his arms and pulls her into the darkness and into the ender world.
We try to find her. Her house is really trippy and like running through green fun house mirrors.
So that's why...
I was standing on my driveway when a car pulls in and a young lady gets out.
She explains to me that she was a friend of mine when we were only two or three. I don't remember her, but I go along with it.
"I wanted to apologize for stealing your Ken doll," she says, "I felt really embarrassed, but this is actually what happened to him."
She brings a can of white paint out of her car and then opens the lid. Ken and Barbie are cuddling in the paint can and making out, as if it was a hot tub. Ken's head is dented because she tried to close the lid on his head. The paint has long since solidified.
I completely lose it and burst out laughing. This is probably the most ridiculously funny thing I've seen in awhile. I wake up, and then laugh for another good five minutes. :P
I didn't really want to post this dream, but it wouldn't be Zukin's Dream Journal if I didn't. :P
Was I Drugged?
I was making out with Izam. Things were getting hot and heavy, but I started really zoning out. I think I started thinking about Final Fantasy and my thoughts were getting really vivid about that game.
Izam noticed that I wasn't reacting as I normally do and commented.
I realized that I didn't even remember the past ten minutes.
We decided to bounce since it was getting late anyways. He lived on my street, so I decided to walk home.
About halfway home, I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. I thought to myself, I must have forgotten to get dressed when I left. Hell, I didn't remember even getting undressed!
It was too late to turn back now, so I grabbed a random shopping cart sitting in the middle of the street and strolled home.
My thought process - well, I've always wanted to go streaking anyways.
I had to hide in a few bushes and I'm pretty sure I freaked a few neighbors out, but I eventually made it home. When I got inside the house, I dodged any person and ran to my room to put some clothes on.
Izam rung the door bell. He was holding a shopping card full of clothes and blankets and said, "you forgot some important stuff at my house." He was also nude except he was wearing only a shirt.
"I don't remember bringing this blanket to your house," I whispered, as I unfolded the blanket from the shopping cart.
The blanket was surprisingly heavy, and when I lifted it out of the cart it fell to the ground, unrolled, and wrapped inside was my NAKED MALE COWORKER.
WHAT THE FUCK
"....Izam...What's he doing in there?" I asked.
"I guess I never told you that I swing both ways..." He whispered..."And that I find males quite intriguing in bed."
:shock:
At this point in time, I was so shocked I did a reality check. I would have discovered that I was dreaming had I realized that it's not normal for humans to have six fingers.
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Nightmare Desire
I was driving out of Izam's driveway. It was really late at night and I decided to take a different way home tonight.
I followed a truck onto a county highway, which then tapered off into a smaller road.
My transmission was having issues and I lost sight of the truck. I was now the only car on this really dark and creepy road.
My headlights were going dim too.
http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/...lenderroad.jpg
I had my windows rolled down, and I could make out the faint cries of children somewhere nearby.
I had an eerie feeling that I was getting closer to them.
My car then completely gave out, leaving me stranded on this ominous road alone.
This road is so fucking creepy, I thought to myself.
I did a reality check and confirmed my suspicions that I was dreaming.
I stood there for a moment, realizing that I had pretty much completely screwed myself over. This dream would probably have been a lot less scarier if I didn't know that I was dreaming.
Because now that I knew...
Don't think anything scary, Zukin! Don't think anything scary!
I felt as if I had already created a monster just by trying not to think about it.
I thought to myself again, but why not have a nightmare? Why not have a good thrill tonight? I'll just let this progress!
And then Slenderman appeared from the darkness.
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS!!!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIGHT THIS FUCKER!
Horrified I tried to run but then tripped over a damn rock and fell to the ground. Slender man then hovered over me so fucking creepily. Way too close for comfort.
I had a false awakening.
I walked to the bathroom. People were in the bathroom trying to fix the pipes.
This didn't feel real. I did another reality check - dreaming.
My memory gets shitty here, but I still remember being mildly disturbed, yet amused. I think the bath tub filled up with blood or something, but it wasn't too bad.
Out of town for a few days - no internet
I have returned :eek:
I'm just going to post the dream from last night, since it was kind of interesting.
Prescription Pill Party
I was hanging out at my friend's house. He was having a small party.
A few minutes later, some more guests arrived.
Dread and several of his friends walked into the living room. I think we were both kind of shocked to see each other here, but at the same time I felt as if we weren't surprised by this at all.
Dread and I started talking, catching up with each other about how our lives have been. I told him that everything has been looking up for me recently, and he told me some things about his life that I won't go into here. I felt that familiar energy of his, and I am 100% certain that this was indeed Dread.
After a few more minutes of talking, the host came into the room and said that he was going to invite a few more people to the party and that he needed us to go into town to get some snacks for the guests.
When we got back to his house, there were hundreds of people lined up at the door trying to get into the party.
There were these weird old women stopping people and signing fake prescriptions. The women told the guests that they had to run into town and get the prescription drugs to be aloud into the party.
I saw Izam walk by and instantly thought, Christ on a bike, this is going to get REAL awkward REAL fast - boyfriend meets exboyfriend.
Izam seemed to be the star of the party, everyone was waving at him and he didn't even need to wait in line. They just let him in when they saw him.
They wouldn't let us in without the prescription drugs, so I curiously followed another party goer to the drugstore and watched her try to get the pills. There were like ten people in line at the pharmacy, all with the same forged prescription. I chuckled at how suspicious all of this must look.
When the brown haired girl in front of me got to the pharmacy technician, she told her that the drugs were for her mood disorder. The pharmacy technician refused to get her the drugs, however, because the bar code on her slip wouldn't read.
The scene skips, and I am walking down the chemistry building at campus. Somehow, I acquired the prescription pills but I didn't really want to go to the party anymore. I felt like blowing shit up instead. :chuckle:
I was really curious as to what the pills were for and why they required them for entry into the party. So I decided to see if I could identify them based on what they reacted with.
When I got in the lab, a professor said something raunchy to me so I told him to fuck off.
I was insulted that a chemistry professor would say this to me, and felt worse since I knew I would have to deal with him more in the future since chemistry is my major.
On the door of the lab was a purple flier. It said that whatever student could figure out a new logic scheme to identify chemicals (or something along those lines) would receive a large grant that would go to the chemistry department.
I decided to take up this challenge as an importunity to say FUCK OFF again to that professor.
Dirvnig Drnuk
I was really drunk and pretty stupid, and somehow I got the notion that I needed to drive somewhere.
I was literally drinking bacardi as I drove and then I realized that my brakes weren't working either. I think I may have known this from the beginning though, because I remember being told that it was an electrical problem.
I kept spinning out and missing the road. My brakes failed and I lost control of the car. I was really surprised that I didn't die.
Apparently I didn't learn my lesson because I just kept driving after that, getting significantly more worse too. I think I was hallucinating :chuckle:, cause the road kept reappearing and then disappearing.
Fire and Ice Castles
I was in a mythical land where there existed two castles, a castle made out of ice and a castle of fire. Each castle had its own species of intelligent life living there, and within the deepest walls of the castle was an orb that united each species and gave power to whoever possessed it.
The fire and ice species were enemies of each other.
I was a rogue and was trying to raid the ice castle and capture their orb.
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I was human and looked very different from their species so I didn't fit in. I had to stealthily move across corners and up stairs.
I passed a large icy dining hall where all of the ice species were eating. They looked like giant frogs or something.
I found a hidden staircase that led me upstairs and into a hallway. In front of me stood the orb.
I took it, and as soon as I touched it the castle grew silent. I felt the unity of the castle fall to pieces.
The ice people began to attack me, but with my newfound power I was able to defeat them easily. I could freeze them in place or shoot jets of ice at them. It was magnificent.
My next mission was to raid the fire castle.
They were expecting me.
They shot streams of fire at me and I countered it with ice.
The leader of the fire people came out of his castle and told everyone to cease fire. He wanted to talk to me in private.
He lead me up to a meeting room and down into an archive.
He gave me some sort of book and I read it. Apparently, every 100 years or something, a rogue is reborn to try and gain power over the castles. The name of the last rogue matched my own.
Sage Cleansing
For some reason, there was a man in our house doing a cleansing with sage. He looked like a shaman and was really old.
I didn't know what he was doing the cleansing for, but everyone in the house accepted it.
I went back into my bedroom. There were creepy pictures hanging on the wall. I thought to myself if I had known that he was coming I would have cleaned my room up first.
August Snow
Snowing in August.
Forgetfulness
I was driving to the beach when I realized that I not only forgot my hoop, but also my swim suit. derp.
Bloody Tears
I don't know why I sometimes have dreams in which I get so emotional about every little damn thing.
I was teaching a hooping class in one of the empty rooms in our house.
My mom got really involved in it and became the leader. She happened to say some really nasty things to me in front of my peers and this really upset me.
I disconnected from them and sat in my room in tears. I was crying blood and my wrists were bleeding too. It was really strange. The thought did cross my mind that it wasn't normal to cry blood, but I don't think it progressed much further than that.
Near the end of the dream the students came back in from being inside.
One of them had a bloody wound on his forehead. I asked him what happened and he said,
"I used to be a really great hooper, until I took an arrow to the forehead!!!"
:chuckle:
Apparently, one of the girls was practicing her arching in the lawn and he got shot in the forehead with an arrow. Despite the gashing wound (and the arrow still sticking out of his head) he didn't seem to be in much pain.
On Bail
Apparently a cop caught me drinking and sent me to jail.
I either had to pay $303 or spend 303 nights there. I was pissed cause this was really going to interfere with my college semester.
My mom was pissed too and wouldn't help me pay the bail.
I spent maybe a week there. It was a really interesting prison. One of my coworkers was my parole officer and another coworker was in prison with me too.
My mother tried to make an arrangement with the judge so that instead of spending $303 or 303 nights there, I would have to spend 2553 weekends there instead. This way, I would get my college education and still pay off my time.
I thought this wasn't fair though, cause spending 2553 weekends comes out to be approximately 49 years of weekendless free years. :(
I'm really silly and forgot to bring my computer charger with me to campus.
Meeting the Guardians
I was a young girl, around 10 or 11 years old. I slept in the same room with my sister and every night really strange things would occur. She would sleep walk and talk, but the things she said were really disturbing. It was as if she became someone else at night.
So, every night I would have to resist her attacking me.
One night, she whispered to me, "Stop resisting. The plot needs to move forward."
I thought about this for a moment. What a strange thing to say.
But what if she was right? Every night it felt like we were going in circles, the same thing all the time. It really did feel like our "plot" was getting stuck because I kept resisting her.
"Fine," I whispered back.
She smiled and took her knife and put it against my neck. She slid it across the skin while pushing down, I felt my adrenaline rushing and my skin breaking.
A few minutes later, I was dead.
~ ~ ~ ~
"Where's Lizzy?" The store manager asked.
"I 'unno," I replied back. I was now a young boy, around 12 to 14. Apparently Lizzy was my sister, and all of us worked in a family business alongside the road in the middle of nowhere.
"She was supposed to be here an hour ago," my father vented.
A man came busting through the door with a wild look on his face and stammered, "Lizzy...she's dead!" He didn't look related to us. He kind of looked like Chuck Norris.
Everyone was in a frenzy.
Later in the night I was standing outside on the road. It was pitch black outside.
I was the only one standing here. There wasn't anything here for miles but crops upon crops.
I feel like I've been here before.
An eerie light was coming from the horizon. It was getting closer and closer and closer.
In the light I saw a silhouette of an angel walking towards me. He was rather tall and his wings were spread out.
As he got closer I could see him more clearly in the ominous light.
He had long silver hair and silver wings.
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"I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I am not a good angel," he said in his deep voice, "however I think it fair to alert you as to what is happening on our plane."
I feel like I've been here before...
"Your sister fell victim to a dark angel, but not in vein. It had to happen - to let the plot progress. You see, on our plane there is a war between the good guardians and the bad guardians. I am on neither side, simply a messenger."
His voice had a strange scowl to it.
"And since you're family will be torn in the middle of the war, you should meet some of the guardians that are on your side."
I had a strong sense of deja vu. I have definitely been here before. I feel like I've dreamed this dream several times over.
"Meet the first Guardian - Change."
The Guardian was a small tree. The tree was luscious and green, but as I continued to look at it the branches slowly withered away, the leaves became dry and crisp, and the tree died. I felt an overwhelming sadness.
"Meet the second Guardian."
This Guardian was simply a square, metallic portal. I wondered what it represented.
"And the third Guardians - Love and Care."
Love and Care were and old couple holding hands. They radiated with pink energy. They put there hand out to shake and when our hands met I felt elated with unconditional love.
"And lastly - a close friend of mine."
He appeared behind me. He had wings like the messenger angel, but he looked dark and full of strife.
He reminded me of Vincent Valentine.
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Woke up right after that. I really feel like I have had this dream a few times before, but I just didn't remember it.
I don't think I even got enough sleep last night to get any REM
I has computer again. :D
Lovely New Adoption
My family adopted one of my coworkers. It turned out that he made an excellent addition to our family, and was VERY much loved and adored.
And then redneck assassins tried to attack him, so we had to band together as a family to save his life!!
Lotsa sleep walking, no recall
No sleep whatsoever was had. :(
Finally got a mate!
Our dove, which we used to have before I went to college and gave it away, was now with us again. And somehow, it had a baby.
The chick was white like our dove, but its tail feathers had streaks of red. My mother joked and said, "what do you think he mated with, a cardinal?"
I came back later and suddenly there were two more doves partners. They were in a mating frenzy.
No Light
I was in some kind of dream when I realized that I was dreaming. It was kind of dark in the house so I wanted to turn on some lights but none of the lights would work. This seems to always happen when I'm lucid. I tried zapping the lights on but of course, nothing. I forgot the rest of the dream.
The Hunt
I was with Dread's friends and we wanted to smoke but no one had a bong or paper or anything.
"There has to be something we can use in this garage," one of his friends said while standing in my garage.
Unless he is extremely creative, I could practically reassure him otherwise.
"Dude, your dads an alcoholic there has to be something," another friend commented.
Wow, thanks.
I let them carry on with their search. I think I went to go look for my father at this point, who I found trying to pay the pills drunkenly. He spelled our last name wrong. Way wrong.
I laughed about this and made a joke and we laughed together cause that spelling was freaking hilarious.
And then later we turned the garage into a pool. It was pretty wicked.
A new person moved into the house next to us. Her daughter's name was Rachel. She was about 10 years old, and was really really really tiny for her age.
She came over to our house and was really timid and afraid of our dog.
Crystal Beach
I was at a beach with my mother. It was an absolutely gorgeous beach, but it wasn't like most beaches.
In the water were little bunches of orange crystals. I was trying to wade around them, because they looked horribly painful to step on.
Some of the crystals had grown so huge they were sticking out above the water, and on the horizon I could see a giant mountain made out of these beautiful orange crystals. It was snowing on the mountain, giving it a blue hue too. It was absolutely beautiful.
I continued to wade out in the water and put my hand on one of the crystals.
It made a noise.
The crystals were alive.
They grew in colonies. It blew my mind to look out on the beautiful horizon and think that that giant crystal mountain out there was actually a living organism.
It was so stunning.
Dear recall,
what dafuq?
Z
Heeeey Sexay Laaadaaay
I was making an appointment with my concentration adviser, who also had knowledge of the place that I was going to be studying at.
She was kind of strict and really conservative though, so I knew impressing her would be difficult.
Another student came along with me, who was also trying to get on her good side. We started getting into a really weird conversation about toilets, and then Gangnam Style starts playing on the radio above us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
I couldn't believe they were playing this here.
I wouldn't be able to take the rest of this meeting seriously, especially after the
heeeeey sexxxaaay llaaadaaayyy
Whoever did this needs to be fired
I was randomly called in to work. They changed the machines that the cash registers use to some weird new program that I couldn't get used to.
It would stop me after every item and prompt me to talk to the customer about the sales on that item.
This new system was really pissing me off.
I talked to the other employees and they generally agreed.