I had some good ones this weekend. I heard an entire television commercial for a non-specific product. Strange, because I don't even have a TV.

Speaking of TV, I once hallucinated the sound of my girlfriend watching old reruns of Roseanne in the other room. It was so convincing, I considered for a moment that she had woken up at 4am and downloaded old Roseanne episodes off the internet. It is crazy how realistic the hallucinations are even once I know they are fake.