I'm still wishing I HAD a dream guide.
Once I asked a regular DC to go get my dream guide. The DC disappears behind a house and reappears with an elf like man. The DC presents to me, my dream guide!! He had a mean and cocky expression. I asked him if he would guide me to the astral realm

since I was curious about astral projection at the time. Instead he led me to random bedrooms, and when he talked, he wouldn't look at me face to face. As if hiding something from me. I got pissed and realized he wasn't leading me anywhere. Actually it felt like, if anything, he was leading me AWAY from where I wanted to go - that jerk!!
I told him to beat it and asked the dream directly to take me to the astral - which created a WILD within the dream. The first sensation was that of falling back into my bed, the next rapid WILD sensory - zooming upwards in tunnel until everything went black. When I opened my eyes I was in a new dream twice as vivid.
Since then, I've had trust issues with 'dream guides'
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