the greatest Dream machine invention now available

**Mysteryhunter** · 04-14-2008 03:23 AM

you must be excited. I bet you can't wait to get your hands on this

Your brain!!

This highly adaptive function of "dreaming" comes to you free*

No Charge!
The most advanced product of millions of years of biological evolution to you FREE!

Now go
use it
to dream and become Lucid
*instruction manual not included, (DV does help with this though)
and may not work as intended if your mamma dropped you on your head

"If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we wouldn't", Emerson Pugh

**jereb** · 04-14-2008 03:55 AM

Awesome, I have GOT to get me one of these!

**Jdeadevil** · 04-14-2008 03:58 AM

That's one groovy diagram you posted there Mysteryhunter.

**Yosemine** · 04-14-2008 05:50 AM

If only every human being could have one of these!

**Captain Sleepalot** · 04-14-2008 02:07 PM

Where can I get one, and can I get it in a silver color?

**Identity X** · 04-14-2008 03:07 PM

The "I forgot to take off spell checker" is a nice touch, too.

Still, pretty amazing piece of kit. I've got an 80s model. Despite the odd stroke it still serves me well. Actually considering selling it on eBay because the post-punk '87 retro model I own is quite popular right now with collectors.

**mrToad** · 04-14-2008 04:15 PM

This is what scarecrow needs. He'd be so happy.

anyway the part i wonder about is the rational thought part, upper-right on the image. this is inactive? working memory, will and control? isn't this something we activate durring a high lucid?

**i make it rain** · 04-15-2008 04:09 AM

Originally Posted by mrToad

anyway the part i wonder about is the rational thought part, upper-right on the image. this is inactive? working memory, will and control? isn't this something we activate durring a high lucid?

if you look at the words "working memory" and "will and control" they are written in black while the rest of that list is in gray. maybe that means that part is actually active? they should make a better key to include what is meant by the different color of writing.

**ninja9578** · 04-16-2008 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by mrToad

This is what scarecrow needs. He'd be so happy.

anyway the part i wonder about is the rational thought part, upper-right on the image. this is inactive? working memory, will and control? isn't this something we activate durring a high lucid?

Damn you, I was going to do the Wizard of Oz joke

**Jdeadevil** · 04-14-2008 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Identity X

The "I forgot to take off spell checker" is a nice touch, too.

Still, pretty amazing piece of kit. I've got an 80s model. Despite the odd stroke it still serves me well. Actually considering selling it on eBay because the post-punk '87 retro model I own is quite popular right now with collectors.

Yeah I was going to crack that joke but then I wondered if it actually was MS Word.

Originally Posted by Captain Sleepalot

Where can I get one, and can I get it in a silver color?

Now that's the question.

**Mysteryhunter** · 04-15-2008 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by Identity X

... Actually considering selling it on eBay because the post-punk '87 retro model I own is quite popular right now with collectors.

@ Identity X

Originally Posted by mrToad

anyway the part i wonder about is the rational thought part, upper-right on the image. this is inactive? working memory, will and control? isn't this something we activate durring a high lucid?

Hard to say
silly brain theories. We seem in dreaming to be calling up memory after memory

.
You would need a sleep researcher to wake you up at that moment while lucid in a dream. No really satisfactory explanation as to why this happens.

Originally Posted by Captain Sleepalot

Where can I get one, and can I get it in a silver color?

sounds pretty good
Tried but no luck. only one known to exist and he has it --->