Last night, I had a late night awakening that didn't quite feel right. I rolled to my side and looked at my hand. It was rainbow colored and I had little unicorn horns instead of fingernails.

I say to myself, "Awesome, a FA. I'm dreaming." I started to think of what I wanted to accomplish, and thought, "Well, I'm still tired. I wonder what it would feel like to sleep in a lucid dream." So I went back to sleep.

Moron.