Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

My father tried to kill me but I said he couldn't. Why? I didn't know. But it was true. I guess I was somewhat lucid, realizing that I couldn't get hurt. But that was all.

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I had a character tell me that I was dreaming once. The sad part was that my dream self believed him, but did not seem to understand what being in a dream was.

Hah I remember once I was going down a waterslide of some sort with some people, and one of them was getting really scared. To comfort her, I said "don't worry its just a dream". Hmm...

Last night i was in my house and there was a bus outside full of really hot girls, it drove off so i thought i will use a lucid power telekinsis to bring them back which i did but didn't become lucid.

I did the nose-breathing Recognition test and couldnt breathe through my nose... even though I was in a dream... it was weird...

A few nights ago I looked in a mirror and I had this huge trader-style moustache and I thought nothing of it... Just thought I forgot to shave.

Last night I dreamt that I was lucid.

It was weird.

Just today I was taking a nap and felt a shift, so I tried 3 reality checks and PASSED THEM ALL. 5 fingers both times I checked and a perfectly timed clock. I'm sure I was asleep because I remember the clock saying 2:30 but it was noon. Yeah, just picture passing three reality checks. I was a bit peshed.

Originally Posted by HypnoPsychE

Im a Straight fella and i had a dream once that i was humping another guy!
Well...come to think of it, im glad i was not lucid.

Eventhough you could change the gender at will? I did.

last week, I started floating up in the air while smoking a cigar and i made it all the way into space. Then I flew to mars and there was an amusement park. In the amusement park there was peter griffin from family guy and he was HUGE... He kept chasing me asking me for a drag of my cigar. haha I cannot believe i didnt go lucid.

once i was dreaming that i was at work, bagging at the grocery store i work at. well i was bagging for quite awhile, and my manager walked up to me, and said something along the lines of "michael... it's come to my attention you're sleeping..." and i was just like "oh... crap... well, do you want me to wake up and come in, or just keep bagging?". and she just replied " *sigh*, just keep bagging."

for some unknown reason, that did not seem odd to me, and i just kept bagging

Originally Posted by Kaneda

Last night I dreamt that I was lucid.

It was weird.

That's happened to me before xDD I dreamt that I was like "hey I'm dreaming!" and then I took off my clothes and did a weird little dance. But I wasn't actually conscious at all. It was odd.

About a week ago spent about an hour trying to WILD wearing a pair of big, clunky earphones, just when I finally went lucid I thought I heard my brother upstairs (I live alone) and said to myself "I have to take these earphones off and get up or Hugh will catch me trying to WILD."

Last night i was playing tekken 2 on the ps2 and every time the computer players bar was about to go full and lose, it would decrease and i was wondering what the f**k was going on, also i was playing the sub bss Kazuya and the screen was blurry.

I can't believe after all the reality checks i do every time something odd happens i let this one go.

The most common thing for me is just thinking "man, I wish I could LD" and not even knowing that I am IN A DREAM.

I need more RCs, me thinks.

Well I was sorta lucid but then I saw these chocolate chip cookies that looked delicious so I decided to make myself lucid after I'd finished the cookies. Which doesn't make sence...since I already knew kinda that I was dreaming...I rushed to eat the cookies because I was afraid the dream would fade away and then I think the dream did fade after that...

I was telling my brother about lucid dreaming, saying how 'if this were a dream, I'd be telling myself something like 'why am talking to my brother about lucid dreaming...he has no interest in the subject at all...'

Grr-ness!

Its not really "missed" becoming but sometimes i suddenly realise im in a dream but cant be bothered to be "Lucid" so i just continue and forget im dreaming slightly o.O

Last night the phone rang and i was trying to think who it was by looking at the number, i turned away looked back and the number changed but didn't do a reality check.

Originally Posted by Lonewolf

Well I was sorta lucid but then I saw these chocolate chip cookies that looked delicious so I decided to make myself lucid after I'd finished the cookies. Which doesn't make sense...since I already knew kinda that I was dreaming...

After reading that post, I had a dream where I was watching a DVD and thought "I'll become lucid when the DVD is over". I wasn't lucid, though. And I didn't even realize that the DVD I was watching isn't released yet.

Last night I dreamt that I went to school, highschool (I finished highschool 2 years ago), and I was introducing myself to my new class. Suddenly I realize that I shouldn't be there and I remember that I'm waiting for college to begin and instead of becoming lucid I decide that I'm a complete idiot.
I actually blamed LDing for messing with my sleep pattern and making me do silly things...

I was standing in a open prarie like area, admiring the spectacular amount of visible stars that i've never seen before... in the middle of the afternoon

AH! I totally had a dream last night where I walked into a McDonalds and the word "Lucid" was everywhere! It was on the menus and on the toys and everything! And I thought I should do an RC but then I thought, "No, man, there's no way I'm dreaming, this is just too real..."

McDonalds officially sponsoring lucid dreaming?! COME ON!

in a dream i had just a few nights ago i was an American soldier in the Revolutionary War fighting a squad of British soldiers. They were in great detail, with their tall hats, bayonets, and red coats. The part that sucks is that none of that struck me as odd, so I didn't get lucid. (Later, I even threw a hand grenade, and it didn't occur to me that those didn't exist c. 1776. Damn.)

Probably one of the strangest dreams I've had is dreaming in a dream. I first dreamed that I was going through a rough day of work, then I decided to take a rest on a nearby bench. Well, thing is I went to sleep again. Can't remember what my second dream was but when I "woke up" I was still there on the bench. Shortly after that I woke up again and really was awake then. But it was just freaky.