Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

ok that just made me snort out my tea XD

Originally Posted by MissLucy

ok that just made me snort out my tea XD

That would have made me snort out my tea if I liked tea and was drinking tea at that moment. However, I snorted out Irn Bru instead lol.

I quite literally had a blue screen, thought "oh damn I broke it " then went back to non-lucidity

I dreamed that I realized I was dreaming, and tried to wake up, and then woke up. But I woke up still in a dream, because it was only a dream that I became lucid... It wasn't 'til the morning that I went "Hang on, didn't I dream I..... Damn."

Ah yeah, Inception just got real! I get that too XD

I have had a dream where a fish turned into a cat while I was holding it and never noticed that I could be dreaming. Also I have had cartoon characters or anime characters in my dream as actual people I could interact with and never gave it a second thought.

A few months ago, I dreamt I was reading an article on DreamViews. Most of the words were just gibberish, consisting of random letters and numbers. I also noticed the text was constantly changing, and thought to myself: "What's going on? Text is only supposed to change when you're dreaming!".

A few nights later, I had something even worse. I had a dream where I died in the end, and woke up. I noticed it was still early, so I decided to give WBTB a try. I was focusing on lucid dreaming the whole time, and as I went to bed again, I constantly repeated a mantra to myself. Suddenly, as I was still trying to fall asleep, everything around me started to fade, and I woke up. Turned out that after I died in my dream I had a false awakening. I was saying things like "In my next dream I will realize I'm dreaming", while still inside a dream.
This is the only time I remember waking up screaming.

I had my stupidest False Awakening a few weeks ago. I woke up from my alarm, snoozed it, dozed back off, snoozed my alarm again when it went off again and dozed off again.. then I thought "hmm that snooze is taking awfully long this time.." so I checked the time and guess what? My alarm hadn't even rung yet XD

Originally Posted by Enjyu

A few months ago, I dreamt I was reading an article on DreamViews. Most of the words were just gibberish, consisting of random letters and numbers. I also noticed the text was constantly changing, and thought to myself: "What's going on? Text is only supposed to change when you're dreaming!".

A few nights later, I had something even worse. I had a dream where I died in the end, and woke up. I noticed it was still early, so I decided to give WBTB a try. I was focusing on lucid dreaming the whole time, and as I went to bed again, I constantly repeated a mantra to myself. Suddenly, as I was still trying to fall asleep, everything around me started to fade, and I woke up. Turned out that after I died in my dream I had a false awakening. I was saying things like "In my next dream I will realize I'm dreaming", while still inside a dream.
This is the only time I remember waking up screaming.

i cant stop laughing,I CAN'T, help me , oh help me please,HELP,heart attack,i am dead

Last night I had a dream in which I was climbing a steep hill. I said to the person with me "I've had dreams like this..." but I didn't think to do a reality check.
Darn it, this is not the first time this has happened.

Purple horse.. :c

i was going to bed and i asked my sister if i was getting lucid tonight, she said: yeah probably and then i forgot to RC.... then my alarm went off

When you dream about being in a first person shooter videogame and you have a fully functional HUD.

I got charged at by two black rhinos and sidestepped them both with ease, then proceeded to congratulate myself on how atheletic I was before proceeding to continue my stroll up the main street of my town.

well I tried to induce lucid dreaming using the method of repeating a phrase and letting your body fall asleep and trying to roll out of your body but after my body "fell asleep" I heard a loud pinging noise. The same sound your ear makes after you hear loud noise like a gunshot. I instantly jumped up and never tried to AP like that ever again

I have had lucid dreams my whole life but i thought this was normal. I used to constantly think to myself when i was going asleep when I was little so that might be why.

Sometimes in my dreamsI think that if I have a stuffy nose, a nose pinch RC doesn't work. I will think "I can breathe when my nose is plugged, but that's probably because I have a stuffy nose". Why does that sound logical to me?

That's.. pretty unusual, even for a dream

I had the dumbest thing this morning. I woke up from a dream and thought "this and that didn't make sense, that's how I should have recognised the dream!!" and then my alarm went off and I woke up for real >_<

I was on a cruise ship (like many dreams recently) and it was floating in water that was OBVIOUSLY too shallow for it to ever float in.

Funny you should say that, what with the Concordia sinking off the coast of Italy, because the captain had gone into shallow water..

2006-2012

rip <3

Here is one of the worst way I missed Lucid Dreaming, seriously. I was in Jupiter (the actual planet). I was at a football field ( soccer ) and I was playing with monsters with 3 eyes, 4 foots, 8 arms and such ... Don't ask me why I didn't became Lucid I personally don't know hahaha

In the same dream:

Twins of a relative even though only one exist!
There was a car parked in the driveway which we got rid of a good 6 years ago
There was a giant house next to mine
Relatives from overseas were living in that house

I honestly don't know how I missed FOUR dreamsigns in the same dream

I once dreamed that I was a chicken farmer in Russia, but that didn't work out so I decided to convert my farm to a cattle farm. I started out by sticking twigs into the ground to make pens, which were maybe on foot square each, if not smaller. The best part was that the pens were on shelves were I fully expected my cows to be able to sleep. Then this guy saw me doing all this stuff and got really mad at me and we beat the crap out of each other for like a whole week without stopping. Towards the end he punched me in the chest and I remember thinking "oh I'm having a heart attack. That's cool I guess". Then I picked up a stick and he ran away, but my friend appeared and we stared sword fight with the sticks and we popped up in my actual front yard.

I remember one time I had a false awakening and I didn't look at the clock but somehow "knew" the time was 34:62 AM. I could hear my older brother turning the sink on for a few seconds, then either scream or speak some stupid gibberish, and repeat. I was thinking to myself "Stop screaming, just go to sleep already."

When I was new to lucid dreaming, I had a false awakening. I imeadiatly suspected something fishy despite how real everything looked so I did thr pinch nose reality check. It failed. I still was suspicious so I did it again. It failed. Then I tried to materialize a pineapple in my hands (this probably wouldn't have worked anyway...). In the end I just concluded I was going a bit crazy so I just got up and went about the rest of my "day" waking up shortly after. Expletives flew out of the bedsheets that morning.