I was a DEA agent in a dream and raided a house, found some baggies of weed and one baggie of what looked like chives and smelled like chives. I was like "what the...? this isnt drugs... these are chives... *thinks*... looks around and everyone being arrested around me had stopped and was staring at me silent (as if waiting for my next command or for me to realize it was a dream!) ...*thinks more... looks at chives* chives arent drugs.. this is strange... OH I KNOW! I GOTTA GO PUT THIS BAGGIE OF WEED IN MY SHOE FOR LATER!"
*wakes up*
my first thought upon waking was *FACEPALM*