Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Can't believe me. Last night i had a false awakining, but i didn't know. I got out of my bed and started down this concrete coridor and i said to myself, "This is a pretty cool place, props to me."


I felt like a moron when i woke up

I was in some type of big theater and all of a sudden a bunch of peope start singing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ

I woke up so mad at myself.

Originally Posted by redisreddish

I was in some type of big theater and all of a sudden a bunch of peope start singing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ

I woke up so mad at myself.

lol that must suck

Had this dream yesterday:

I was in the front of the box-office of a stadium and wished to buy an entrance. But I've noticed it was closed. I asked about that to an woman, and she replied it would be open at morning.
I looked to sky, it wasn't night. I told her that, but she looked at her watch and told me it was 03:15 AM. I replied she should fix her watch, as the time was completely wrong.
Then, I woke up (and the DC clock was very close to the correct real life time...)

I can't believe I missed that...

yeah one time i had green hands like 18 fingers my nose was as big as ponokios and i was hovering, and i somehow managed not to become Lucid. haha i got so mad.

Originally Posted by Ghostmaker56

I had a dream where....
My house got blew up and it wasn't even my house

??

I was walking around some dream the whole time with my dream journal. Never even did a reality check. I woke up like this:

I looked down at my feet and realized that I was hovering, so I though "Oh cool, I'm dreaming! I can do whatever I want!"

...Then I remained non-lucid.

Wow, and another one.
I was talking to a table full of my relatives, and one of them started talking about dreaming. He said that you "can't control your dreams', to which I replied "Yes you can! I have like four times!".

I swear, it's like my subconscious has been slapping me in the face recently.
By the way, that was part of an epic Australian adventure dream, which was one of the best I've ever had.

2 nights ago, I had a dream where I ws busy fighting something and on some sort of mission, and then I kept finding myself "waking up" in my dream and saying "DAMNIT! He's kicked me out of the dream AGAIN! I need to get lucid once again and kick his ass!"

In which, I started dreaming that I was lucid, kicking some bad guys ass, only to have him kick me out of the dream.

*sigh*

This happened a little while ago.

I'm in a car with my mom and sister. My sister is driving over these really narrow rope bridges and I'm seriously freaking out because I believe I'm going to die. I say, "Omygod, omygod! This can't be happening to me! I must be dreaming. Yeah, that's it, I'm dreaming. Let me do a RC." I then pinch my nose and can breathe but barely. I'm so frantic that I determine I must be awake and try to run my fist through the glass. The dream continued on.

Also I had a dream that I was waiting for someone to pick me up from some building and I looked down at my wrist as if checking the time. (I try to do RCs whenever I check the time). I wasn't wearing a watch (I never do), but I said, "well, I might as well do a RC". I do it and I can breathe. As soon as I get ready to say, "well I guess I'm dreaming", my alarm clock goes off!

Oh poopie!

last night i dreamed i was in classroom.I asked my friend when class is finishing he said for 5 minutes.I looked at watch it was 5:25...next time i looked it was 7:15 ... and i didnt became lucid

this morning a guy who owes me money in RL came up to me, said hi, i said "hey, douchebag," and he proceeded to pay me back with brown sugar. i then walked inside to weigh it. this kind of thing keeps happening and i keep forgetting to RC.

Originally Posted by cygnus

this morning a guy who owes me money in RL came up to me, said hi, i said "hey, douchebag," and he proceeded to pay me back with brown sugar. i then walked inside to weigh it. this kind of thing keeps happening and i keep forgetting to RC.

Rofl, that's great.

Saw Jason Vorhey

i was riding a giant jellyfish the other day.

and i even had a 3rd person experience for a few seconds, dont know how i didnt catch that.

One night I was dreaming that I was in a great, dark forest.
And strangely enough, I was floating above the ground, and I was scaring wild hogs with my high speed. I found this strange enough to become lucid, but it lasted only for about 2 seconds. I said like "WTF!?" Then I got lost in my dream again...

Originally Posted by simone93

Ok, once I was lying down on the pavement, surrounded by chickens, telling everyone to be quiet because I was trying to have a lucid dream.

Thats funny

I could of slapped myself for wondering why I'm on crutches in a dream ( I was on crutches for no reason), trying to write down dreams I just had by pulling my dream notebook out of nowhere, and listening to a friend of mine telling me I'm dreaming, all in the same dream!

My dreams all all crazy, thats how I know. People say stuff they wouldnt or be talking about stuff that never happened.

Some dude was trying to drown me, he had my head underwater and I inhaled, breathing in air. I thought "Wow, I have good lungs" then killed him.


I woke up pissed at myself

i was once outside in a dream and i just pulled my dream journal out of no where then i woke up.

from now on i do a RC before im going to write in my dream journal so i dont freaking pick it up in a dream again

In my dream I did a nose RC. In the dream my nose popped off, and I didn't realize I was dreaming.

Originally Posted by Wildman

I had a dream about two matrix characters murdering each other, with a voice whispering "RC" throughout the entire dream, but I couldn't have cared less.

I once had a disembodied voice in my dream, but it actually helped me and guided me to stabilize my lucid.

I had a dream once where my brother and my grandmother were standing in front of me. They kept telling me I was dreaming, to do a reality check (I haven't told either of them I'm into this whole dreaming thing). I denied it was a dream until I finally decided to do a reality check. I realized I was dreaming and then woke up.