Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Isnt it enoying when you've been trying to have a LD for ages, isnt it more enoying when you wake up from a dream kicking yourself for missing a dreamsign or what have you like an idiot.

Well it has happended to me loads of times so please post when it has happende to you.

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Ive had ones where im discusing LDs to people in my dreams and i dont become Lucid or someone tells me im dreaming and i just dont get the hint. Last night i did an RC the one when you pinch your nose, and in the dream i thought that if you could breath while pinching your nose it ment you were not dreaming!

Last night i did an RC the one when you pinch your nose, and in the dream i thought that if you could breath while pinching your nose it ment you were not dreaming![/b]

LOL that one made me laugh

i had one where i looked in the mirror and i looked like a horse. I thought it was cause i was sad cause my brother got hurt when he dove into a matress.

there was another one where i put on these shoes to go to work, and when i got there they changed into these ungly greenish brownish boots that went up to my knees. I thought that i just didnt notice and that they were like that when i put them on.

There was another one when my little bro came into my room ( he never does that) and started trying to annoy me by breaking these little glass containers that had fish in them. (the only fish i have in my room are in a giant aquarium)

another one was when i went to hawaii and by strange councidence to different friends were there too. Somehow the place looked like my school, and the whole place started to fill up with water. i didnt think this was weired either

Originally Posted by freefire

LOL that one made me laugh

i had one where i looked in the mirror and i looked like a horse. I thought it was cause i was sad cause my brother got hurt when he dove into a matress.

there was another one where i put on these shoes to go to work, and when i got there they changed into these ungly greenish brownish boots that went up to my knees. I thought that i just didnt notice and that they were like that when i put them on.

There was another one when my little bro came into my room ( he never does that) and started trying to annoy me by breaking these little glass containers that had fish in them. (the only fish i have in my room are in a giant aquarium)

another one was when i went to hawaii and by strange councidence to different friends were there too. Somehow the place looked like my school, and the whole place started to fill up with water. i didnt think this was weired either

Fish? Wow... I've heard that when you dream of fish, someone you know si pregnant XD

I passed off reality checking, because I'm 17, but entered a club that required you to be 21. There was a security guard, and everything, but it didn't phase me at all. Bad luck, I 'spose.

Last night I dreamed I was at some sort of summer camp with my brother. We were driving around on a bus and the counselor people were letting my brother drive the bus. He's 11. So I said to them, "Um, I really don't think you should be letting him drive. He's only 11 years old!" They said, "OK, you drive then." I'm 13.

There was a weird shaped ghost. I took this as normal, and walked off.

I had a real stupid one last night, I woke up and when I was going back to sleep I kept repeating in my head 'I will recognize that I am dreaming' over and over again... so I finally went into my dream state and the first part of my dream I can remember is me saying 'damnit, cant fall asleep better go to the bar...' and my dream picks up with me at a bar....

I woke up after that dream and could have slapped myself for missing it.. haha

Originally Posted by Sniper991122

I had a real stupid one last night, I woke up and when I was going back to sleep I kept repeating in my head 'I will recognize that I am dreaming' over and over again... so I finally went into my dream state and the first part of my dream I can remember is me saying 'damnit, cant fall asleep better go to the bar...' and my dream picks up with me at a bar....

I woke up after that dream and could have slapped myself for missing it.. haha

haha, sounds like your dream was making a joke to me. :]

I was dreaming I was walking around a bit and suddenly people started running and screaming around. So I ask what happend. They told me the third world war had begun. So I replied: "Relax, this is just a dream. You can't get hurt. I'm dreaming, nothing will happen to you." Somehow I said this without being lucid. And all of the peope got really angry at me for not taking them serious. (Is that a good english sentence?)

Originally Posted by Vranna

And all of the peope got really angry at me for not taking them serious. (Is that a good english sentence?)

Should be:

...angry at me for not taking them seriously.

Ok - this AM: I was brushing my (deceased) cat. I know i would have caught on in seconds!!! But for some crazy reason, i dreamt that my alarm went off right before my cat showed up, so after petting him for a bit (and not taking that as a cue to go LUCID!) i decided i better wake up!!! Yikes!!! How do you deal with that??? (Next time, go with the fact that I am brushing my deceased cat and screw the alarm, right? - even if i do need to wake up when the alarm really does go off!)

A few nights ago (in a dream) I was looking at a mirror and I noticed that my eyes were pure white. I looked away and then again and my eyes were normal, but then they turned all white again. I didn't become lucid.

This one time there were like at least 20 people completely naked crammed inside of a bath tub in a room with a dim green light, and they asked me why I did not get on the plane. I then spit a piece of gum into a trash can. Very strange dream..... this was the end of it by the way, but it still made no sense.

I had a dream about two matrix characters murdering each other, with a voice whispering "RC" throughout the entire dream, but I couldn't have cared less.

Originally Posted by Wildman

I had a dream about two matrix characters murdering each other, with a voice whispering "RC" throughout the entire dream, but I couldn't have cared less.

That was so funny!

I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about Prison Break; however, the story was so exciting that I chose to keep "watching" it instead of doing lucid stuff, and I became unlucid.

The ending was disappointing anyway. I should have done something more interesting.

(I registered seconds ago, just for to post this, but I've been lurking on DV for months)

Looking at an old, brown decaying signpost that read: Dreaming, NOW! I just read it and through- Funny! I wonder who put that there!

Booted myself when i woke up.

A few nights ago I had this dream where I was traveling around with this caravan of LDers, and we were practicing our wandlore so we could turn on TVs telekinekely. I remember thinking the whole time, "Dang! I wish I was dreaming..."

It feels horrible for me when I lose my chance to have a lucid dream! It happened to me last night (again).

This time I actually tried to WILD in my dream. I feel so stupid.

Originally Posted by Wildman

I had a dream about two matrix characters murdering each other, with a voice whispering "RC" throughout the entire dream, but I couldn't have cared less.

I once had a disembodied voice in my dream, but it actually helped me and guided me to stabilize my lucid.

I had a dream once where my brother and my grandmother were standing in front of me. They kept telling me I was dreaming, to do a reality check (I haven't told either of them I'm into this whole dreaming thing). I denied it was a dream until I finally decided to do a reality check. I realized I was dreaming and then woke up.

I think that I will take it!

I had a dream where I was a military guy! And it changed to a video game where I would open up menus and assign a command like, "Shoot" to a button. When I opened up the Menu, one of the things that I would do was, "SPIN." heh, first of all i'm opening up menus like a video game, then SPIN (like to get more vivid dreams) and I don't do anything...

Tell me I won! haha

Ill take a whack at this

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My friend came up to me and said hey man itisint this a cool dream? its so cool that were dreaming! then i told him that i cant become lucid becuase my dog was playing chess with the fish and he had him in checkmate.

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I was in a castle and the whole dream was about lucid dreaming, and the guy i was talking to was telling me " when you are in a dream, like we are now, then its smart to do a reality check. but then i started staring at a painting of a demon. it was weird how vivid this dream was even though i wasent lucid.

Originally Posted by Volcon

Ill take a whack at this

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My friend came up to me and said hey man itisint this a cool dream? its so cool that were dreaming! then i told him that i cant become lucid becuase my dog was playing chess with the fish and he had him in checkmate.

LMAO that sucks so bad but your excuse was great

Originally Posted by Volcon

My friend came up to me and said hey man itisint this a cool dream? its so cool that were dreaming! then i told him that i cant become lucid becuase my dog was playing chess with the fish and he had him in checkmate.

HAHAHAHA...

Where do you come up with these things? That's awesome though!

When you are swimming in the middle of nowhere, go underwater, and fishes say hello! Then you proceed to press your thumb, destroying an entire building on an island!

I did a RC by flipping a light switch and i saw a light across the street and i didn't become lucid