REALITY CHECK

I'm gonna make this thread for when I want to do a reality check, like when I'm browsing the forum and stuff. I just figure successfully posting a short reality check will prove to myself that I'm not dreaming. I don't know if this is a good idea or whatever, but no harm no foul. Feel free to use it too.

REALITY CHECK!
Yup, I can read what I just wrote.

I can't breath with nose, I can read texts, I remember what happen last minutes/hours of my life, everything seems the way it should be, my favourte song sound the way it should be.

Reality.

BTW: Damn this night I had a dream about listening to "If I Was Your Woman" but is wasn't Alicia Keys, it was Beyonce!! And It was also changed little. I didn't get it :doh:

Thread seems kind of like spam, but whatever. Nose plug, and survey says I'm awake. Clock check, yep, I can reject the null, I am awake.

Hands look normal. Can't put my finger through my hand. Can't breathe through my nose while holding it.

REALITY (awww so sad)

my tattoos are here, clock says 12:20, triple checking everything seems normal. no false awakening

I'm hearing The Doors' "Soft Parade" on the radio...

I must be dreaming.

This is the best part of the trip... the part that I really like.

I can't read the display on my watch! then again I'm pretty blind drunk... either that or i'm dreaming

(Ubik proceeds to jump out of the window in an attempt to fly)

:wino:

(Ubik learns from his mistake)

Reality check... Clock, 25:80... O_o Check that back... 15:50...

I'M DREAMING !!!

*flies off the window*

Reality check
*tries to stick finger through hand*
*too much pressure breaks finger :D *
*flyes to hospital*

Looks at clock...reads 12:pm...thinks to self If its 12 afternoon and ime in bed i must be dreaming- attempts to fly off roof-breaks left arm and leg- goes to hospital- mom tells she just bought a new alarm clock and forgot to set it

HeEeeLlOOOoooO!

reality?
is that you?