A 100000 ways to troll DC's!

**Flycat** · 06-11-2013 04:41 AM

Say how you mess with DC's here!

I'll start off...
1. Show a DC cake, then make it burn when they cheerfully go near.
2. Drop a DC though the window of a flying car.
3. Will Justin Bieber into an extremely crowded street and see everyone run away screaming.
4. Find Lord Voldemort and get him naked. The Dark Lord humiliated to the extreme

5. Find your mom/dad then say all the efforts they put into making that feast were useless because this is all a dream.
6. Throw the remote control down someone's mouth.
Say your ideas below!

**Sivason** · 06-11-2013 06:52 AM

7) Tell them that if you stop thinking about them, they will disappear.
8) Go around levitating in a casual manner and commenting on how silly non levitating DCs are.
9) Create a fun park, but refuse to let any kids in. Place it in a busy school field.

**Flycat** · 06-11-2013 03:58 PM

^ Those were quite good!

10. (This one is recurrent)
Throw a DC so strongly around the world that he/she gets hit in the back of his/her head...
11. Tell a 150 year old DC they need to go skydive.
12. Turn into a fly and eat a DC... in a second.
13. Somehow share a dream with 5 people and attack a DC.
14. Make a DC push a wall but fail in making it fall, then do an extremely light blow and make it fall. Look at the DC's horrorstruck face

15. Wake up. 'Cause everything shall cease to exist.
16. While a DC tries to check the time, make clock hands/numbers go crazy.

**TheSpiderSilva** · 06-15-2013 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by sivason

8) Go around levitating in a casual manner and commenting on how silly non levitating DCs are.

Lol, I can picture it now. Just floating around saying "NOOBS."

**Dark Passenger** · 06-11-2013 04:03 PM

17. Take a bunch of people to the moon and force them to watch the Earth get destroyed by a giant asteroid while you stand there and smile.

**Flycat** · 06-11-2013 04:09 PM

18. Then throw them to space.
19. Make cats swim and fish fly. Then get them somewhere crowded.
20. Throw them inside that videogame while a nuclear explosion is going on. :O
21. Make them eat their teeth.

**Erkums** · 07-18-2013 09:04 PM

That one I like

**Miau** · 06-11-2013 04:32 PM

22.Force a DC to kill another DC

**Flycat** · 06-11-2013 04:44 PM

Nice ones! Heh, when i have another lucid i'll try to do the most awesome of these... and i might post the dream.

I'll think of some more!

**Flycat** · 06-11-2013 06:36 PM

'Kay, here are some...

29. Make a massive hole, and tell a DC that it must jump across it.
30. Play ping-pong with the Earth (planet)
31. Actually EAT Earth (again, planet)
32. Make a gun that shoots backwards, and tell a DC to shoot it. Headshot!
33. Find your sleeping body and wake it up.
34. Bury a DC alive.

**Stormy Skies** · 06-11-2013 06:32 PM

23. Punch a DC in the back of the head while invisible.
24. Go invisible and slam a DC's car door shut everytime he/she goes to open it.
25. Stalk a DC
26. Give a DC a free house, and have the house collapse as soon as they get to the front door, leaving them standing their alive, untouched (also the front door should still be intact as well)
27. Pretend to be a cop and arrest a random DC for a stupid crime such as "Shoes untied, indicating possible terroist activity."
28. Send the DC to a "Nice, sunny, bright, warm vacation resort." AKA, the sun.

**Flycat** · 06-11-2013 08:15 PM

Hasn't anybody got any more ideas?

**RavenOfShadow** · 06-11-2013 08:30 PM

35. Inject an unsuspecting DC with a Mystery Serum that has unknown effects (even to you!).
36. Take the form of a DC and convince them you are their long lost twin.
37. Set up a "Saw"-like maze for DC's to compete in.
38. Have them fall through reality.
39. Change their gender.
40. Tie them to a hot air balloon, and see if they are still flying around in the atmosphere in a later lucid dream!

**Flycat** · 06-11-2013 11:04 PM

41. Get them inside a balloon, and when high enough, pop it. Repeat.
42. Make their car go backwards.
43. Tell DC's their lives are just imaginary.
44. Turn gravity upside-down. Next lucid, turn it back. Watch destruction.
45. Pull a tree out with a finger, then toss it into a DC.

Hey, in your next lucid you could try some (all between 1 and 45 + are valid)

**Flycat** · 06-12-2013 02:34 AM

Cmon, dont you have any ideas? Keep posting!

EDIT: Here are some more...

46. Stick a stick (meh...) in a DC´s nose, and Push.

47. Turn into my avatar and go on a rampage.

48. Eat a feast in front of a DC, and give him a quarter of an apple. Laugh.

49. Shoot a beam that misplaces all the DC´s particles, making it a distorted thing missingNOish style.
50. Make them believe they are dreaming then reveal to it it is a figment of your imagination.

51. Do every thing in 1000 things to do in a lucid dream thread... with a DC for every thing.

**006** · 06-12-2013 03:35 PM

52. Go between crowded pedestrians with a bumper car.

**Flycat** · 06-12-2013 03:47 PM

53. Make them spin like crazy.54. Set them on fire, then put the fire out. Repeat. AHHH! Oof. AHHH! Oof. AHHH!55. Get tnem in a rocket, then send it off to another galaxy.56. Actually try doing all the ideas in lucids, instead of just posting.57. Shoot 10 angry cats at DC.58. Get them so cold they turn into ice.59. Get them inside a volcano eruption.60. Drive over them. Repeat.

**006** · 06-12-2013 04:54 PM

61. Pay anywhere with a fake currency that may does not exist at all.
62. Act like the DC owns money to you, demand it back and from that cash buy something from the DC.
63. Make a running race over a bridge, and when one DC is near the end, make the bridge collapse (only the end is also fine).
64. Act like you have what a DC wants, but deny and laugh about their currency.
65. Find a famous / self confident DC, and simply pull of it's hair like it's fake.

**Signet** · 06-12-2013 06:25 PM

I officially love this thread.

66. Re-enact the asdfmovie(s) using DCs.
67. Walk on the ceiling and cause fragile things to "fall" up and shatter on the ceiling when you drop them.
68. Cause the dream-world around a DC to look like they are are on psychedelic drugs, make them take LSD, and then change it back to normal when they do.
69. Plug a USB drive into a DC and save a copy of them. Then make that DC plug that USB drive into a 3-d printer and use it to make another one of them.
70. Make the two DCs in #69 duel to the death with machine-guns that shoot spaghetti.

**Flycat** · 06-12-2013 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Signet

I officially love this thread.66. Re-enact the asdfmovie(s) using DCs.67. Walk on the ceiling and cause fragile things to "fall" up and shatter on the ceiling when you drop them.68. Cause the dream-world around a DC to look like they are are on psychedelic drugs, make them take LSD, and then change it back to normal when they do.69. Plug a USB drive into a DC and save a copy of them. Then make that DC plug that USB drive into a 3-d printer and use it to make another one of them.70. Make the two DCs in #69 duel to the death with machine-guns that shoot spaghetti.

72. Then set the spaghetti on fire.

73. Clone yourself 100000 times and make each clone do a thing in list... at the same time as the others.74. Zoom into a DC's nostril.75. Eat.... a DC's eye.76. PLANET IMPLOSION TIME!

77. Make DC's see 666's and Justin Biebers everywhere.THIS IS AN AWESOME THREAD.

**Miau** · 06-12-2013 06:31 PM

71.Ask a DC about his life xDD

**Flycat** · 06-13-2013 12:56 AM

78. Turn into rockon banana (

) while firing a gun that shoots bananas inside a DC´s mouth.

79. Draw horror face in the sky.

80. Create dinosaurs and set them loose.

81. Walk upside down( i mean your head walks, and you watch, talk with your feet) in a crowd.

POST YOUR IDEAS!

**paigeyemps** · 06-13-2013 07:38 AM

82. Pretend you're his mom/dad and leave him at the mall.

83. Turn into a ghost and move objects around.

84. Repeat everything he says but sing it.

85. Give him a free cookie with chocolate chips....EXCEPT PUT RAISINS INSTEAD.

86. Punch him until he passes out, then make penis drawings on his face with a marker.

**Stormy Skies** · 06-14-2013 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by paigeyemps

85. Give him a free cookie with chocolate chips....EXCEPT PUT RAISINS INSTEAD.

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**006** · 06-13-2013 09:04 AM

87. Visit a school of any kind, open up to every room and yell something abusive.
88. If any educational videos are being played, change it to pr0n.
89. Create the world's biggest public toilet place without a single toilet paper roll.
90. Make all the tires disappear. Freeze every road.
91. Bend the biggest public road so it leads back to itself.
92. Arrive to a school before final exams, and make all the DCs give you their pens for your fake ones. You may have a few working one, but those should be pink. Both colour and pen.
93. Get at least one schoolbus and park directly in front of any building's front entrance.
94. Get a big bombing aeroplane, and start saturation bombing a capital city with fake paper bombs.