1st attempt
Me: Subconscious, next time I want to lucid dream.
Subconscious: Okay.

Next attempt
Me: Subconscious, why didn't I lucid dream last time? Next time I want to lucid dream, okay.
Subconscious: Whatever you say...

100 attempts later
Me: Screw you, subconscious! This time I'm going to lucid dream!
Subconscious: Okay.

Next attempt
Me:See subconscious? Last time, I lucid dreamed! Next time I want to lucid dream, okay?
Subconscious: Of course you did! Okay.