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I saw a mirror on the wall and wiped the steam away from it with my sleeve. Then I saw my own face. My face was narrowed in the middle, like when you look in a mirror made out of two or more mirrors and you align your nose with the space between the mirrors. So I had two regular eyes, set a bit closer than usual, and then a larger eye where the nose would normally be. My mouth wore a friendly smile, and it had my lips but different teeth. The front teeth were prominent. Fascinated, I looked at my face, saying to my daughter, "Look, I'm a cyclops!" (which is inaccurate, having three eyes, but I guess the big one in the middle took the attention away from the other two), and she thought it was great.
Bear in mind that I wrote this after having read this thread, so with the expectation that something scary