1000 things to do in a lucid dream!!!

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 05:33 PM

1096. Take some melatonin pills.
1097. Run so fast that you run around the world and punch yourself in the back of your head.
1098. Make your own language.
1099. Become king of DV.
1100. Meet George the Talking Banana.

EDIT: Shit, mikeac beat me to it. >.< Just five seconds before I did...

**mikeac** · 11-23-2010 05:34 PM

Sorry Snowboy, I beat you to it.

Originally Posted by mikeac

1096. Explore the center of the Milky Way Galaxy.
1097. Customize your own personal apocalypse!
1098. Race a beam of light to the sun.
1099. Open a drawer and discover an entire civilization in there.
1100. Fly to the central point of the universe. Watch it expand, stars explode, planets revolving, galaxies swirling, pulsars spinning, etc.

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by mikeac

Sorry Snowboy, I beat you to it.

I know, I put an edit on there that said you did. >.< I'm still a little annoyed that you did that 5 seconds before me.

**mikeac** · 11-23-2010 05:39 PM

Sorry.

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by mikeac

Sorry.

No need to apologize, I was working on the last one when an email popped up saying somebody posted on this thread. The only way you would need to apologize is if you were watching my computer screen... which would require a lot of explaining.

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to do 1101!

1101. Catch a grenade!

**CyperAleksi** · 11-23-2010 06:23 PM

Shouldn't you Snowboy edit those earlier 1096, 1097 etc. to 1101, 1102 etc?
And in the last message, 1101 to 1106?

1102. ( I suppose it is that now?) Eat a meteor

Edit: Made it 1102.

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by CyperAleksi

Shouldn't you Snowboy edit those earlier 1096, 1097 etc. to 1101, 1102 etc?

Too lazy. Just ignore them.

1103. Count to infinite. Seven times.

Grammar Nazi says: Either take the Snowboy out of your sentence or put it at the end.

**CyperAleksi** · 11-23-2010 07:19 PM

Well right, whatever then?

1104. Fire goo from your nose
1105. Take your nose off
1106. Launch nuclear missile to space and see if it appears in another dream later on
1107. Freeze yourself, literally
1108. Steal the money of Bill Gates
1109. Be agent Smith
1110. Fight against all your Smith clones
1111. Say "one" 100 times in a row
1112. Fire nuclear missile to jupiter, see what happens
1113. Fly to heaven and back to earth
1114. Go to spider web as a tiny
1115. Go to bar and order a drink that doesn't exist
1116. Fart fire out of your butt

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 07:24 PM

1117. Become a famous person that likes to spontaneously combust.

**CyperAleksi** · 11-23-2010 07:27 PM

1118. Fire nuclear on some random people and see their reaction
1119. Grow Bob-ombs in your garden (mario bombs)
1120. Beat Luigi, then Mario
1121. Find Question Block and pop it
1122. Eat something that makes you go berserk
1123. Be a werewolf, then a bunny, then a squirrel
1124. Throw poop at people
1125. Grow wings and cut them with scissors
1126. Fly near sun and have it burn your wings, then use parachute for landing

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 07:27 PM

1127. Try to make up a new swear word.

**CyperAleksi** · 11-23-2010 08:00 PM

Here's something for our star system.

1128. Walk on Jupiter
1129. Make life born on Mars
1130. Make Pluto lava planet (isn't really a planet anymore but WHO CARES)
1131. Go to holiday on Venus
1132. Make a gym on Neptune
1133. Blow up Earth with a fart
1134. Chill out with your friends on Uranus
1135. Have an astronaut party on Saturn
1136. Kick Mercury into Sun

**rynkrt3** · 11-23-2010 08:21 PM

1137. Become elastic like strechy man or what ever.

**mikeac** · 11-23-2010 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Snowboy

No need to apologize, I was working on the last one when an email popped up saying somebody posted on this thread. The only way you would need to apologize is if you were watching my computer screen... which would require a lot of explaining.

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to do 1101!

1101. Catch a grenade!

Yeah, that would be weird... heh... *cough*

1138. Turn iron into wood.

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 10:29 PM

1139. Play soccer with the sun, complete with sun soccer protective gear!

**Zephyrus** · 11-23-2010 11:12 PM

1140. Lose "the game"
1141. Tell everyone that you just "lost the game"

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by AustralianFire

1411.

You just messed up teh numbers! O_O

1142. Mess up teh numbers even further.

**Zephyrus** · 11-23-2010 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Snowboy

You just messed up teh numbers! O_O

1142. Mess up teh numbers even further.

there we go fixed it, although i think we have totally screwed were we are actually are, i think were actually in the 1200s

spelling Nazi says: its the no teh, this isn't lolcats

**Snowboy** · 11-23-2010 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by AustralianFire

spelling Nazi says: its the no teh, this isn't lolcats

It is nao! Teh lolcatz r taken ova teh DV forem! Bewarez! Basement cat is teh planer of teh scheem! >=D

1143. Punch Ceiling Cat.

**saltyseedog** · 11-23-2010 11:46 PM

1144. go into a black hole and see what happens
1145. 50 on 50 shared dream war
1146. eat a whole pan of weed brownies
1147. eat someones soul
1148. be a tree

**Waterknight** · 11-24-2010 05:10 AM

1149. make pluto a planet

**acatalephobic** · 11-24-2010 10:39 AM

Spoiler for eureka!:

Thanks to this post for being the reasonable cause of my own personal time warp.

____. Ride a timewave.

**CyperAleksi** · 11-24-2010 04:17 PM

Suppose it is 1151 now.

1151. Transform moon into cheese
1152. Be a poster
1153. Meet Elvis
1154. Be a rolling rock that never stops
1155. Go to carneval
1156. Make all clocks go crazy (more than they usually are)
1157. Make a lamp the size of Mt. Everest
1158. Be a car
1159. Be an elephant
1160. Lift an elephant with one arm