Thats a Paradox.. Lol. Not a metaphor!!! xD xD XDDD
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... Why the **** did i say metaphor :/
2352. try riding a dinosaur ;)
2353. Go over niagra falls in a rubber dingy
2354: kill your worst enemy in the most inhumane way possible
2355: Get the winning lottery numbers for the next drawing.
2356: write the 2357 one on this thread
2357: do a reality check again.
2359: participate at the 2012 Olympics
2360: Become the universe.
2361: Participate in a series of Aperture Science tests.
2362: Swim up a waterfall of pixels.
2363: Play a few rounds of Frog Chugging.
2364: Time travel to the present.
I didnt do 2361 specifically but i did have a lucid dream once that was heavily influenced by half life and portal.
2365. Land in a place where people are genuinely happy and kind to one another.
2366. Make it rain moments of joyful wonder.
2367. Try a little harder.
2368: eat some fries
2369: Cruise down main street
2370: See an octopus in the neighborhood
2371: Surf on sound waves
2372: Swing through the stars
2373: Get baked into a pie
2374: Ride the magic school bus
2375: play blitzball from FFX
2376: count to 420 and say ganja day.
2377: Pick up a boulder and launch it at a commercial airplane.
2378: Fly into space and launch the Earth at the sun using telekinesis, then fly back down to Earth and watch as everything gets vaporized by the heat.
2379: Fly inches above sand dunes at the speed of sound.
2380: visit the largest castle in the dreamverse
2381: eat ice cream on mars
2383: lick a dicksicle
2384: create a highly imaginative dream world from absolutely nothing, then destroy it and do it again
2385: cease to exist
2386: defy all laws of physics
2387: become the shadow of a small man the size of an atom
2388: build some sort of multi-use fruit vending robot whom serves as a personal butler and teleportation device
2389: wake up