Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I saw some stranger get run over by a truck, driven by a person I knew some time ago.

Was being chased after by some weird demons went flying then started provoking people and watch them get mad and helpless.

I was kidnapped by penguins.

I involuntarily robbed a 711 and a cop saw me so I gave everything back and got off free

The world was about to end, meteors were falling to earth, crowds of people were running around in a panic, and things were looking pretty hopeless, when the fire started to clear and Canadian folklorist Helen Creighton crashed landed in her spaceship and started rushing around to spread the word that everything would be ok.

I found out the water my dishwasher uses comes from the toilet when it is flushed.

I interviewed Luke Skywalker on his favourite and least favourite films and the Phantom Menace was his most hated film :P

Another dream about my daughter being kidnapped, which is becoming an unwelcome trend. :?

Dreamed about kidnapping O's daughter.

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Thanks for that link to the DWA dream, it's gotten me all excited again for LD'ing. Although my last few WILD's have failed horribly.

Brother grims storytelling with friends.

I was playing something C&C-like with some sort of territorys and I had gardevoir like officers which fought using mechs.

Flying is hard when you're carrying a person and three ostriches.

Saw my girlfriend with 7 breasts, the horrendous experience immediatly made me lucid but I was unable to recall anything to do for some reason (probably the shock).

Lost my job and had to go back to that shit-hole of a telemarketing room, where I used to work. -_-

I was lucid for a long time and made several unsuccessful attempts to reach Disneyland by flying across SoCal, a task which was much harder than I used to imagine it would be.

I was in a warehouse/shop mix of some sorts and someone showed an odd type of rice to me.

Try to don a mummy costume for the task of the month by sticking my arms out and shuffling in a mummy-like manner while bemused DCs stare at me.

A dude in a liquor store got in my face like he was going to kick my ass (because I apparently 'looked at him'), so, in the middle of his threatening me and spitting obscenities about 2 inches away from my face, I smashed my palm into one side of his head and bounced the other side off of the brick wall next to us, knocking him unconscious.

At my grandparents house eating a slice of toast with butter and honey, as I ate it more honey seemed to ooze from the toast.

Explored a city, saw some strange things in the sky, turned lucid a while later and woke up right when I was about to start exactly what I wanted to do in my lucid -.-

Just until dawn - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Nightmare. It'd be helpful if I could remember what happened in it, though. -_-

Dreamt that everyone in DV met at a dream conference in the U.S. :party:
Then I got the prize for "the dreamer of the year!"
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I was trying to catch these insects. From an old tree that we were taking the dead branches off. My old friend was like a queen or something, we had to do this for her, but she started helping me.

I had a dream that I had a certain male sexual organ (thanks to either to Darkmatters' story or that DV Chat Quote someone posted by Raspberry).

my university had been converted into a bank
not cool -_-