Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I can do it in one word: toast!

cant do it in one sentence , cus i had 3 dreams and they were alll lto weird and different lol .. but anyways

fight and go to work o.o

Had sex in this large creepy cinema(not lucid though)

While using an outside public bathroom where people were blowing up balloons I was invited to a chemistry party where a car had crashed into a restaurant and people were eating spaghetti on the floor, then we decided that we would play a version of Scrabble inside the crashed car in the restaurant where we would madly toss out letters from words that we had made.

I washed the inside of my windshield with a garden hose that I pulled out from under the seat.

I found some loose coins that had been left on a table, but then I had to give them back to the guys who left them there because they turned out to be specially engraved keepsakes, and then I felt so bad about the whole thing that I crawled off to a corner behind a couch and started banging my head on the floor, decided that was ineffective, picked up the couch and started banging my head with that instead.

Chasing a girl who knew more about me than I did.

I found myself in a toy store. Awesome.

Zombie like creatures in a game map, I escaped them and went on holiday with some friends, we decided to go swimming and I went to dress myself while a girl was watching me. Then we took a helicopter to the top of the mountain.

woke up, went into sp and exited my body in like 2 seconds. floated around my room, but had a hard time floating through the window or walls.

Had a young leopard/cougar something, it kept changing sort of. Maybe a mountain lion idk. But it was hungry, and for some fucking reason no one in the house would feed it!
For some reason I couldn't? And I was scared it was going to eat my dogs. But I was okay with it eating my cats. Went on for a while like that.

Rounding up survivors in dinosaur infested city with two chain linked handscythes as my weapons, when suddenly it changes to time travel dream with me driving car, which ends up into sunny beach with bikini girls doing tai chi and me flirting with one pretty girl I know.

I dreamed, that the bus just drove away without me. The most scary part is, that it actually happened some hours ago.

Some darkly-lit fragment about maroon cloaks, nunchucks and pumpkin pie.

Pushing a large empty car across dark empty parking lots and abandoned highways mile after mile.

I was Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I had a nightmare . It involved crabs...

Standing in a shower with water coursing down and a very short, dark-skinned, beautiful Latina woman with long flowing black hair and blood red fingernails and toenails curled up at my feet hearing a godlike voice say "Woman means you owe" as if she were a gift - the kind you didn't ask for and have to keep on paying for.

In retrospect, I'm not sure if "woman means you owe" was directed at me personally or at all men collectively. Or perhaps both at once.

There was a great big yellow cat-creature called a "larch" that hunted by descending on its prey from above and eviscerating them with its four-part jaws full of long needle-like teeth (but then I woke up and remembered that a larch is a tree).

Experienced a savannah landscape and enjoyed it a lot.

An epic lucid, including: a visit to my grandmother's old house, hovering and flying, basic and advanced tasks of the month, malfunctioning light switch, false awakening, and a truncated out of body experience. LINK

Got blamed for loads of murders with Kevin Bacon, children holding bees trying to sting me, the fools!