I made out with random people and tried to escape from a stalker.
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I made out with random people and tried to escape from a stalker.
Lil Wayne wasn't impressed with my scooter tricks or desire to visit the magic shop.
All of my friends faces were morphing, along with their hair.
Is it not the best thing since like, ever?Quote:
Originally Posted by CyperAleksi
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I helped a dog find it's owner, she started strangling me with black rope, and then she apologized.
I was driving in a van/SUV with friends, through a storm, and we got swept up inside of a massive tornado.
Four words: Blues Brothers Lego playset.
Poland as a piece of artwork.
Buggs, who looked like seeds, was in my batroom.
Matt Smith's Dr. Who, Amy Pond has saggy boobs really! excellent, ha!, child nurses using mind control, Christmas?
Someone changed the mouse on my computer and I didn't like it.
Been having a crazy dry-spell lately, but I ended up having some pretty epic dreams (lucid and non-), this morning, running on only about 3 hours of broken sleep.
1) A man tried to steal and sandwich or something, from a convenience store, and I called him out on it, so he came back over to me and started a fight.
2) I became lucid in my house; hovered around in the dark; confronted my reflection in the bathroom; blasted a hole in my roof and flew out to look at my surroundings (My house was apparently on a mountaintop in Fuedal Japan - I had been watching Sucker Punch before falling asleep); and experimented with making Wolverine claws come out of my hands.
3) Too strange/obscene to go into, because I'm typing this at work... :paranoid:
4) Girl from a party was abducted/seduced by a man that turned out to be either an alien, a Greek God or both, and then he and I had an epic, partially-lucid battle, while I attempted to save the girl from being forced into bearing his spawn.
My kingdom in hell
fought werewolves and argued with friends.
Cut a man open and ate his intestines as he watched.
A mongoose, who looked like a large black fuzzy duck bill with a llama head, asked Spongebob what he should wear on his first date, and then got a second opinion from an oracle, who told him never to listen to Spongebob.
Spinning, swiping, with ferocious animosity and honed skill, I cut down the fell beasts, these dark, grotesque hell-dogs, as they swarm violently around me, snapping their maws in an attempt to devour me, but I finish the lot of them off with a tremendous, black Getsuga, tinged with a red fury, absorbing their power into my own; as they disintegrated into nothingness, I thought, Time to abuse it. . .
I ripped apart all my dream characters, stabbing them and eating them, and chopping them into pieces.
She left me...
I was able to lick myself in places that oughtn't be mentioned in polite company.
I fought Achilles and slit his throat (but didn't kill him), winning my first fight ever in a dream.
People stalking me with murderous intent and I became lucid yet still panicked, but eventually meditating in the dream while feeling the terror.
[Can't link to the DJ entry, I have been here less than 7 days.]
Was on top of a huge building, (tower?) laying, terrified because I could see some entire city below me.
Driving down recurring road to make it to the wifi areas, but take a left and find Pokellah instead, a very fun and beautiful place that leads further away!
Cutting at shadows, light beside me.
I dreamed of a nice, new leather coat. If I knew where I could by one such as that, I would.