Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Realizing that mushrooms and jellyfish look kinda similar.

OK I guess I'm officially in the "recall waning" period, bleah.

+ guns, enemies childhood home, the bullets look like fishing weights of all different sizes, gather guns, holster them in my pockets, the ones I get are old-fashioned single-shot, but there's a modern semi-automatic with a clip (full of fishing weights), try to stuff the "bullets" back in to the clip.

+(f) at the bidet, pulling / washing chunks of poop out of my butt, along with several 3-4 inch sharpened wooden skewers (WTF!?), woman there says "ew!" [Dare I say it? Not every dream is worth remembering? Nope….gotta record, whatever it is.]

Good night, finally:

1. Trying to track down an arsonist, I fall asleep and go to my "dream lab" with partner, the arsonist visits and we beat him to his next target.

2. I find myself standing in my living room at night, instantly get lucid and am pretty much unable to move, then wake up.

3. Some friends and I visit a beach, I watch an eagle get entangled in a kite string, pick it up, bathe it in the ocean, and my friend cuts it free.

DJ= http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/konc...istress-65807/

Joined an unknown class and being the only male I think to myself; whose getting laid tonight? This guy!

I flew in space, I met Death himself and then we danced together and kissed. :I

+ on a crowded commute plan where people were standing; a (rich?) house with huge yard, with large structures, the servants clear it all away except for a (child's?) toothbrush, (my?) cat attacks a smaller animal

+ golf island, everyone seems to play, brown dry rocky landscape, unguarded cliffs, I'm playing with 2 guys, 1 guy has his golf balls (where are mine?), he tees off; shake hand firmly with guy with some bad skin condition, he squirts me some pink foam (pepto bismol?) into my hand, I try to lick it without touching the part touching my (as yet unwashed) hand, it has hardened into a circular pink transparent chewy gel, I have to eat the whole thing (hope I don't get sick from the bad skin guy)

+ wading into shallow lake, dark water, lots of little fish, I have goggles, telling some guy it's not that bad, in the water are tons of antique books and toys, very valuable; the main client and the main contractor boss are signing a contract that looks like the page from a child's book, very colorful, I observe the contract and the main contractor tells me I've been moved from the "A" team to the "B" at the insistence of the client because he says I'm an alcoholic and never finish my work on time, I get furious insisting that it's garbage to say I'm an alcoholic (although I "remember" [false] the party where I got super drunk because of all of the free booze).

Writing in my DJ during a false awakening thus losing 3/4 of last nights dreams...

A lucid dream where I went around without a shirt (just because I could) and told dream characters that this was all a dream;
their reactions were nonexistent, they acted like ignorant robots.

+ (LD #111) guy with a retractable head (sinks down into his body): I notice this and get lucid, say hey I know you can do that thing with your head, we jump into the air in the stairwell we're descending and have a bit of a fight, I throw him down

+ pajamas at the crowded deli; band practice the director is quite demanding, practice continues at 1:00pm; bowling: splits, the girl hits the foul line on my turn, don't forget my bowling ball, return to band and it's already way late we're going to get it.

Became lucid and wanted to use a Shout à la Skyrim. Lost lucidity when old friends show up.

Later my subconsious reacts by making me grind my teeth until they shatter.

Kind of jumbled and short but some interesting vivid moments, particularly inhaling pot from a McGyver'd pipe.

+(f) (vague) in office situations with coworkers

+ in a multi-tiered office, like a lecture hall, my cube was down in front, they've taken it over since I haven't been there for a while, they've written some colorful stuff on my whiteboard erasing all my important messages and notes

+ with a group (of super heroes?) outside in daylight, the enemy soldiers are landing and approaching, we have to hurry, I invoke a shield spell around our group, (and open a portal to escape?)

+ in a team, one angry male confronts me, asking what useful thing I've ever done, I admit that I have not solved our big problem yet, but that I had helped out with various spells along the way, he's entirely unimpressed.

+ arrive to an outdoor area like a picnic grounds, I see all my team members are druggies sitting on the ground getting high, I ask for a quick puff on a pot pipe (that looks like a twig with a small screened bowl on the end) and take a single small hit, I hold it, hold it, hold it, then exhale, I start feeling the effects quickly, then I take a similar hit from a tobacco pipe; a woman is screaming, her man is bloody and crushed, dying, she's screaming for somebody to help, we're just all standing around, the man eventually says that he has the secret that explains the codes, I see some numbers beyond some vertical pipes and after his hint things start to become clear.

Finally, a proper FM night again, could have dreamed more but noise at home stopped it

+(f) FA: woke in shock to my wife scratching lightly the back of my shoulder with the back of her fingernail and sort of giggling, very out of character for her must have been a FA

+ black girl, 3 men in neighborhood (titan-like?)

+ airport, bag, pilots work 30 hours in a row, bathroom with drinks in cooler (search for and find root-beer, see a more classic can but it's red cream soda and I want root beer)

+ reunion with high school friends: (DD?), N., CB, BD, CB's brother AB, shake everyone's hand, really glad to see BD since I haven't seen him since the end of high school, realize that this is true of N. as well but I didn't tell him this maybe he feels bad about that

+ checkersy-chess with MR, the (orange?) (animal? deer?) on the path that you touch and causes things (the dream?) to end

+(f) outdoors with cousins: GL is a photographer, taking slide shots of athletes, I wonder about color correction and she says that it's all done in photoshop anyway

+ vacuum: outside the (concert?) hall, white stone sculpted benches, powerful vertical vacuum with multiple hose ports on the side, I detach the main body from the base and takes several tries to reattach it, go to next room and work on cleaning assigned area, the attachment is not right for the floor, too small, lots of cards and flyers get sucked into vacuum.

+ cousins: son S1 studying like PR: KD comes in in slinky black leather made up, she's hot, search for pie (joke), find cheesecake & give it to KD along with (blueberries?) her daughter comes KD tells her not to eat all her food

+ indian woman lying on top of me in the front seat of a car and purring (!!) her man comes up and says "Heeeeyyy! What's going on!?" I lift up my arms into the air to show I'm not groping her -- it's a comforting scenario, not an erotic one

late morning drifting BTS:

+ guests coming for dinner, the table is prepared, sliced grapefruit, they arrive, can only stay a minute, I say come and eat, I hear in room a guest sees a picture of a famous person and talks about how he's his favorite, in the room, language class, we're preparing a special ethnic birthday party for IM, IM comes in and we quickly close the box of special chocolates

+ climbing up a hill made of blankets and sheets, I seek foot holds, a girl is with me, another family is to our left climbing up a more difficult part, we reach the top and look down, I say "this is the area with a (gravity anomaly?) that we don't understand, my wife is in the next room waiting to consult the couple on some mystical matter, they ask my wife to divine the problem with the man's tooth and I think that's a bad idea because my wife knows nothing about dentistry, [waking world noise wakes me]

Went to a safe house in some farmlands that was owned by the lawyer I work for (totally made up) ... I never saw any zombies but there was a sense of urgency and stress that I felt from everyone.

- Witnessed the rebirth of a demon

- Wearing a cute white top, short pink skirt and diamond shades while shopping for Lara Croft merch.

- Watch a man get eaten whole by a firebreathing monster. He simply dropped its jaw to the floor and ate him.

- Walking through an office building labyrinth looking for a bathroom I don't need.

My friends and I were organizing a party and I was in charge of the music and pie, I forgot the pie though so I ran home to get it

"We survived the apocalypse. Will we make our new start from the debris?"
Pretty short dream, but great landscapes.

An oversized daddy-longlegs was having its meal on my hand until I realized there were more spiders everywhere, which started a discussion about its hunting habits that included their ability in smelling fear and their extremely powerful venom

1.) My ex-boyfriend.
2.) Took place in a store, it was being robbed.
3.) Took place on a boat because someone thought I was an Magical creature, a mermaid and they wanted to tear me apart--molecule by molecule!
4.) Teaching my mom who to fly in a lucid dream.
5.) Dream about being at some fair with family.
6.) Meeting up with my adviser from High school, (I was a good student) one of my best friend, we talked about this is site, "Dream Views" and told them what is W.I.L.D, Lucid dream and how we do it.

Fighting back the haunting car.

Getting back to this thread after a bit of a break:

+(f) offering to help to bail the water out, someone smacks a hammer into a pile of rock and the fragments fly everywhere and I cover my eyes

+(f) shooting: them and me, me at them, tense situation, nobody seems to be getting hit

+(f) I'm trying to figure out how the (propeller? gun?) piece mounts on the model, the guy shows me the right way and says his wife used to fly those kinds of planes

+ standing in some above-the-water cage while orcas circle and jump trying to eat me

I think I'm getting trolled.

Unusually early first REM cycle, barely remember it: Doing something with my computer and attempt some sort of RC with some displays off in the distance but never see anything remarkable, so no lucidity.

Moved back into our previous house for some odd reason; later it becomes a big building we now own; I consider the idea that it's a dream but never become lucid for some reason.

I'm in the bathroom singing a tune with a polyphonic voice; it's really cool and fun to experiment with, and I purposely check the clock since this has been a dream sign before, but it just indicates WL, so I continue along non-lucid.

Really bizarre one where I'm “hacking” a forum (DV?) through an SSH shell, changing a row in the DB to give myself extra privileges, but then immediately regret it and hope no one notices, then my local Linux computer somehow gets taken over with a rootkit or something from the server through the SSH connection; possibly I start wishing it's a dream but forget to actually check if it is one.

Thinking about some YouTube videos I saw lately that I think my brother might like, then I realize he's actually here right now, but I can't remember whether he's visiting or actually living with us (and it doesn't strike me as fishy that I'm not sure).

Now this is more like it!

First REM cycle, recognized a dream sign I usually miss and became lucid, went outside, wanting to fly straight up in the air in the nighttime darkness and just relax there doing an RRC and stuff, but couldn't even reach roof height for some reason and woke up a couple of moments later

In a garage trying to figure out how to mount some kind of giant circuit boards for my computer; my stepdad acts all out of character and starts trying to break them on purpose, and I start getting upset but then think out of nowhere, “This dream is getting a bit too hostile; I'm going to try to restart it” and try to “back out” of the dream then reenter it because I thought it was just starting, but actually it was ending and I was waking up

I was visiting some kind of Jr. high/high school classroom, and a woman takes me outside the room and encourages me to donate to her political group; I pretend to listen and then go back in the class which has just ended and can't find my bag and stuff, then become lucid and start to think, “I'll just go to the next class and summon my stuff into existence there” but change my mind and practice flying/levitation outside instead.

6ft tall evil pig humanoids had me and other human slaves chained up working and sweeping the floors

+(f) going into a shack to find my (small, lightweight) handgun and load it up

+(f) in a large building with dark corridors, flying around outside, team-based conflict

+(f) I see my current-day cat climbing up the driveway of my childhood home, I'm standing just past it on the street

+ (LD #123) I'm on an upper level in a large indoor structure like a mall, and climb up to the railing to jump down, get lucid, and say "woohoo #123!", walking through large crowd of people, look for a female, brief sexy time

+ I'm sitting at a table with friends, my "girlfriend?" is there and I encourage her to come sit with us at the table

+ Observing a variety of sex toys in a store, comparing what is available in one country to what is available in another (on different shelves)

+ My older son S1 is in bed I think he's fake sleeping, I creep closer and peer over an obstruction and see his (creepy) open eyes staring back at me, he's playing a sort of on-line game with younger son S2, S2 is using S1's name for the game, and S1 is trying to "hide" his pieces from view so S2 doesn't cheat.